Life I’ve Wanted: I’ve never opened my mouth
43 Watch my lantern counter-kill!

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Before I realized that I was surrounded.

Bang, bang, bang, bang…

A few loud sounds rang out.

Layers of mist instantly splashed around my lamp.

It looked like a guerilla team fighting a water war.

If my lamp could speak, I should say now: "Oh no! There's an ambush!"

Seeing this.

Wodeng's eyes turned cold. He shrunk his neck and began to size up his surroundings.

Swoosh!

So I was ambushed by the enemy!

Watch me spread my wings and fly high!

Roar!

Popping, flapping, flapping…

In the next second, the lantern flapped its wings and flew toward the road.

As the colored lights flew over Peng Peng's head, when they passed Peng Peng's head, they were all in a daze.

Lantern looked down at Peng Peng and smiled contemptuously.

pfff ~

An unknown object flew straight at Peng Peng like a thunderbolt.

Bam!

Right in the middle of his head!

Ten rings!

Ollie, give it to me!

"Kaka…"

The colorful lights even chirped twice symbolically, as if they were declaring their victory.

Soon after.

Time stopped for three seconds.

Puchi...

Hahahahaha!

When Zhang Zifeng, Yaya, and Bibi saw this scene, they instantly laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs.

What goddess image? That was not important!

Who could endure this? Hahahahaha!!!

Zhao Zhe also looked at Peng Peng with a strange expression.""That…Peng Peng, you seem to be…shot???”

F * ck!

This wave of colorful lights was really too intelligent.

This was probably the legendary Ultimate Counterattack???

At this moment.

Even the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Pfft…I f * cking spat out a mouthful of water all over the computer. I'm awesome!”

"Hahaha! I f * cking spat out all the words on the screen. My lamp is mighty!”

"Pfft! I f * cking spat on my face. I'm so domineering!”

"Aiyo, my god, this extreme counter-kill has to be on the top 1!”

" F * ck, I can actually tell that it's a wave of guerrillas, hahaha…"

"Don't say anymore. My heart aches for you for half a second.”

"Crooked? Yao Yao Ling? There really was an animal in the mushroom house that had become a spirit!!! You even know how to use Grenade-Throwing to trick me!"

"Pfft…I'm afraid this isn't me, hahaha! Grenade-Throwing left me out."

"My heart aches for Peng…"

"My heart aches for Peng…"

"My heart aches for Peng…"

……

At this moment.

Peng Peng smiled awkwardly and slowly raised his hand to touch the top of his head.

Even though he already knew the outcome.

However…

A certain great philosopher once said,""Practice is the only standard to test the truth. When you doubt something, don't just listen to what others say, don't just listen to theories, don't just look.”

dei! That was it!

Therefore, for some unknown reason, Peng Peng touched it under everyone's dumbfounded expressions.

Yes!

It was still warm and soft. It seemed that the lights had digested well today.

Then, he sniffed.

Hiss…

An indescribable, moist smell entered his nose without him even smelling it.

Cough, cough, cough…

It was a little rushed!

The last step, taste.

Ah ~~~~~~~~

Just as Peng Peng's hand was about to reach his mouth.

"Peng Peng!"

Zhao Zhe's loud roar instantly jolted Peng Peng awake.

"Hmm? What's wrong? Brother?" Peng Peng's body instantly froze as he turned his head and asked.

"You…You…Are you alright?" Zhao Zhe stuttered.!”

"I'm fine?"

Peng Peng was confused.

"Why are you eating sh * t?" Zhao Zhe said with a strange expression.

Peng Peng's state just now was really too strange. It was simply like those immortal cultivators who had fallen into some kind of epiphany.

"Brother, are you really okay?"

Zhang Zifeng and the other two came over and asked with concern.

Although she wanted to laugh, she was dumbfounded when she saw how miserable Peng Peng was.

He could not help but feel a little heartache in his heart.

"Eat sh * t?"

At this moment.

Peng Peng finally reacted!

He instantly went berserk!

"Colorful lights! I'm not done with you!"

As soon as he finished speaking.

Peng Peng once again sprinted at the speed of a hundred-meter sprint and went straight for the colorful lights.

He saw Peng Peng charging towards him.

Lantern was so scared that he limped and ran away.

She was so scared that she even forgot that she could fly.

He was so anxious that he could only pat his butt to cheer him on. He just couldn't fly!

Just like that.

The man and duck were caught in an endless pursuit.

"F * ck! What the hell happened to Peng Peng just now???”

"He seems to have entered a meditative state? Usually, only great philosophers would have such a situation.”

"Hahahaha! I took a screenshot, hahaha! Willy Peng, eat sh * t on the spot!"

"Pfft…Brother, you're also greedy, hahaha!”

"It's over, it's over, it's over. My lamp is completely over. I'm so scared that I can't even fly.”

"Oh no, oh no, oh no. My lantern might be crippled this time. At least I have to stew it to warn the others, right???”

"That's for sure. I've stewed it and seen that it's fried.”

"Hahaha…What a miserable Muscovy Duck!”

"May my lantern live until the afternoon."

"May there be no sin in heaven…"

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