The girls obviously didn't take Xiao Yao's words to heart.
They were all laughing happily.
Xiao Yao shook his head helplessly. Let them play.
"That's right. If you can't give the boys a sense of crisis, they won't know how to cherish you.”
Hu Yifei said smugly," You guys won't understand the thoughts of us women.”
"Alright, you girls are the best.”
Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian were obviously unconvinced. Zhang Wei, Guan Gu, Shen Qi, and Lu Zhanbo couldn't get a word in edgewise.
Everyone laughed, drank, and chatted.
At night, they returned to the apartment.
Xiao Yao and Hu Yifei had been living together openly during this period of time.
He stopped pretending.
He laid his cards on the table.
It was dog abuse.
When I torture you to death, I'll eat dog meat.
Only Xiao Yao himself knew.
Hugging a little beauty every day, he couldn't do anything.
That kind of pain was simply torture.
The most infuriating thing was that Hu Yifei, this female hooligan, slept every day and was not obedient.
It looked like a small octopus, a human-shaped husky.
She was kicked out of bed by Hu Yifei, who was sleeping soundly!
Xiao Yao sighed every day.
The spear was still there, waiting for Lie Yuankong!
This was too much suffering.
How many people could understand that kind of pain?
Early in the morning, everyone was having breakfast.
Hu Yifei pouted and looked unhappy.
Zhang Wei smiled proudly.
Xiao Yao smiled and said nothing.
"What's wrong? Who offended our Sister Yifei?”Lin Wanyu asked curiously.
"Who else could it be?"
Xiao Yao smiled and said," Yifei made a bet with Zhang Wei this morning and lost five yuan!”
"What? You dare to win with Yifei's money?”Chen Meijia looked at Zhang Wei as if he was an alien species.
"Does Zhang Wei want to die?" Tang Youyou was extremely curious.
"Haha." Zhang Wei smiled proudly." I guessed how many clothes Yifei washed this morning.”
"F * ck, are you that perverted?”Lu Ziqiao was shocked.
"Could it be that he is a kindred spirit?" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and raised his eyebrows.
"I think Zhang Wei Ge is itching for a fight.”Lu Zhanbo smiled and said," He's getting my sister to help him relax and rejuvenate.”
"Zhang Wei, you have to tell me in a few days if the hospital's Wi-Fi signal works.”Guan Gu said seriously.
"He just happened to be there.”Hu Yifei glared at Zhang Wei.
"How is that possible?" Zhang Wei said proudly," I just noticed that you haven't washed Xiao Yao's clothes for three days, so I deduced it. This is the wisdom of a lawyer. And Yifei didn't guess how many clothes I washed.”
"How could I have guessed correctly?"
Hu Yifei rolled her pretty eyes." I couldn't have guessed that you only washed seven socks in five days, and you washed them together with your underwear. It's too disgusting!”
"Puff!"
A few of his friends who were eating the porridge spat it out.
"Because I only have seven!"
Zhang Wei wiped the porridge off his face gloomily." I can't blame you. Actually, boys are better at analyzing things than you girls.”
"Stop pretending. You only won five yuan from me. Do you have to be so proud?”
Hu Yifei raised her small fist. The violent tendencies of a female hooligan were very obvious." Do you want to prove that you're smarter than everyone else?”
"There's no need to prove it.”Zhang Wei looked pleased." Analyzing problems has always been my forte.”
"It seems that I need to test your intelligence and let you re-understand yourself.”
Hu Yifei narrowed her eyes." Let's play a game. If you answer my puzzle correctly, I won't admit that you're not brainless. Moreover, I'll give you an extra 50 yuan!”
"Only fifty?"
Zhang Wei had a look of disdain on his face, but he was shouting crazily in his heart: I knew that I could definitely make a fortune with my wisdom!
"How about it? Do you dare?" Hu Yifei started to provoke him.
Xiao Yao smiled as he watched his girlfriend play with Zhang Wei. He was also mourning for Zhang Wei.
Are you stupid to play mind games with a university teacher?
Everyone also entered the spectator mode.
"Don't regret it." Zhang Wei said solemnly," I took an intelligence test in the orphanage. The teacher said that if my IQ was reduced by 40, I could barely be defined as smart!”
"Then let me tell you, the intelligence tester in your orphanage is not even as good as the microwave in our apartment.”
Hu Yifei pouted." If you lose later, you have to bark three times like a dog.”
"Deal!" Zhang Wei agreed without hesitation.
"Thirty seconds. Please listen to the first question.”
"Question, why don't polar bears eat penguins?" Hu Yifei asked.”
"Because polar bears are in the North Pole and penguins are in the South Pole.”
Zhang Wei looked disdainful and quickly said,"Come, pay up."
"Don't worry, the next round's chips are 100.”Hu Yifei's eyes flashed with a triumphant smile." Do you dare to continue?”
"Come on, who's afraid of who?"
Zhang Wei was extremely arrogant." Move aside, I'm going to start acting cool!”
"Question, what if Zeng Xiaoxian climbed a tree to pick melons?”
Hu Yifei smiled strangely." He can pick one fruit per minute. However, for every ten fruits he picks, two will fall out accidentally. May I ask how many fruits he can pick in a day?"”
Zeng Xiaoxian, who was standing at the side, was stunned. He thought to himself, Why am I climbing trees to pick melons?
You guys go ahead and play, what has it got to do with me!
Everyone else laughed. Zhang Wei rolled his eyes.
"Simple, I'm best at mental arithmetic!”
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