"Clown?"
Obadiah's neck turned stiffly and slowly. Under the flickering lightning, the mysterious and terrifying clown could be seen. He did not know when it had appeared behind him.
She pressed her left hand on his left shoulder.
The face with the terrifying clown makeup appeared on the right side of his face. At such a close distance, Obadiah could even see the red makeup on the clown's face. It seemed that it was not just dye, but…blood!
Especially the smile on both sides of his mouth.
That blood-red smile.
It was as if it had been forcefully cut from the corner of his mouth. Just looking at it made one's scalp go numb.
He could no longer be considered a human.
This was clearly a pervert, a monster!
"You, what exactly do you want? Are you here to save Lin? Or were you hired by Stark to protect the brothers?”
Obadiah broke out in cold sweat.
But he still tried his best to remain calm.
After all, he was an old fox who had been in the business world for a lifetime. His psychological quality was still not bad. Now, he only felt an invisible fear, but it was not to the extent that his psychological defense would collapse.
In fact…
He was still wondering if he could kill the other party.
"Hehe, save this kid? Hired by Stark? Haha, hahaha, Obadiah Stan, you're not bad. You told me a very good joke right from the start.”
Lin Yu's figure moved.
Then, he suddenly sat down on the chair.
He leisurely placed his feet on the conference table.
Under the flickering dim electric light, he seemed to be performing a one-man stage play, mysterious, comfortable, and enjoying the entire process.
He looked at Obadiah, the only spectator, and slowly smiled.
"No, Obadiah, I have no interest in becoming a superhero, nor am I hired by others. The reason why I came here is to look for you.”
"You came to find me?"
Obadiah was slightly stunned.
"Not bad."
Lin Yu said," Your treachery, cunningness, shamelessness, and extremely bad character really make me like you. In my eyes, such an ugly person like you can really be considered an extremely good treasure.”
“……”
Obadiah was speechless.
So you're praising me?
Or are you scolding me?
"Of course I'm complimenting you."
Lin Yu seemed to be able to read Obadiah's mind and continued to speak leisurely," In fact, I'm currently recruiting some evil people who are evil enough to establish an organization called the 'Unrighteous Alliance'. Obadiah, I like you very much! However, although you are shameless enough and your character is bad enough, you still have a flaw. Tsk, tsk, tsk…that is an extremely fatal flaw.”
"Recruit me?"
At this moment, Obadiah had actually gradually calmed down.
This clown didn't seem to want his life. He wasn't an enemy. Instead, he was here to recruit him?
An organization formed by pure villains?
The Unrighteous Alliance?
He was slightly interested.
At this moment, with the help of the flickering weak lightning, he happened to find a pistol on the ground. It should have fallen from the two bodyguards in black.
And…it wasn't far from him.
This made Obadiah completely calm down.
With a weapon, no matter what kind of monster the opponent was, they were still human flesh and blood. He did not believe that this clown could block bullets.
"You said I have a fatal flaw? What flaw?"
The secret discovery of the existence of the weapon gave Obadiah confidence. At this moment, his voice became slightly louder.
"Very simple."
Lin Yu said," Your flaw is that you don't know how to tell a good enough, moving enough, and…deadly enough joke.”
As he spoke, as if by magic, a clean wine glass appeared in Lin Yu's hand. Just like Obadiah, he leisurely scooped some ice cubes on the wine rack and poured golden whiskey into it.
He took a sip.
Lin Yu showed an expression of enjoyment and continued,"
"Obadiah, you have to know that jokes are the most perfect and pleasant sound in the world. Although you told a good joke earlier, that was not enough. Because the best joke, besides being funny enough, it also has to be…deadly enough!”
" If you want to join my organization, the Unrighteous Alliance, you must first learn how to tell jokes. Obadiah, you are honored. Tonight, I can accompany you to slowly learn how to tell jokes until your jokes are funny enough and fatal enough to satisfy me.”
“……”
Obadiah was speechless again.
Alright then.
He understood.
The clown in front of him was a lunatic, a lunatic.
Tell jokes?
Fatal joke?
Hehe, you idiot!
"I'm sorry, Mr. Clown."
Obadiah's face was completely cold." I have to admit that you scared me at first, but now I think you're very stupid. If you want to threaten me, first of all, I suggest you learn to tie me up, cover my eyes, or even use the things I care about to make me afraid, instead of being crazy like you are now and letting me move freely.”
Swoosh!
As he spoke.
Obadiah, this fat old guy, actually did a side flip with great dexterity and quickly approached the pistol on the ground.
He planned to pick it up.
As he had expected.
In the next moment, he would point his gun at that laughable clown's head and turn the situation around. The entire situation would once again be under his control.
However, before he could completely pick up the gun, a pale hand suddenly picked it up first.
Obadiah was stunned at first.
Then, his breathing stopped.
How…was this possible?
A stiff hand.
He trembled slightly.
He raised his head and saw that terrifying clown face suddenly appear in front of him!
"Ah!"
This time, Obadiah was even more frightened than before. His heart almost stopped on the spot and he died!
This, this…Is this clown a human or a ghost!
The pistol was clearly closer to him, so why did the other party arrive before him?!
Obadiah had thought that it was an illusion caused by the dim lighting, but now, he was already suspecting whether this clown was human or not…
"Sigh, Obadiah, you really disappoint me.”
Lin Yu shook his head.
He reached out his hand.
His thumb and index finger grabbed Obadiya's chin and face, causing his mouth to open involuntarily like a fish. At the same time, he stuffed the cold muzzle of the gun into Obadiya's mouth.
"Tell me, why do you have to be so serious?”
"Wuwuwu…"
Obadiah could not speak. He could only shake his head as if begging Lin Yu to spare his life.
However, Lin Yu acted as if he did not see it and continued,"
"Isn't it good to tell each other a joke happily? Alright, forget it. You're really a troublesome student. If you want to learn how to tell jokes, I'll start with the most basic laughter.”
Lin Yu pointed his gun.
It was almost stuffed into Obadia's throat.
This made Obadiah's eyeballs almost pop out.
But Lin Yu still acted as if he hadn't seen her.
Instead, the corners of his mouth curled up, and his smile almost reached his ears. He said very "kindly",
"Come, smile like me."
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