……
The air fell silent.
The person outside the door cursed in his heart, You f * cking…
So couriers who couldn't prove the theory of relativity weren't good couriers?？？
Are the requirements for delivering packages so high these days?!!
He was furious.
Who was it that had pretended to be a courier before him that caused the other party to be so vigilant?
The bullet screen was also amused.
The netizens ridiculed him crazily." Look, this is called professional burning bridges after crossing the river. Big Boss Han obviously came in pretending to be a delivery man!”
"What Big Boss Han said is very reasonable. As everyone knows, couriers nowadays are very resourceful. If they can't even solve the theory of relativity, then they aren't qualified couriers!”
"This kind of research is reasonable and convincing.”
Li Xiaomin trembled and choked. She couldn't help but give Jiang Han a disdainful look.
I didn't even test him like this just now!
Jiang Han's conscience was discovered. He pondered for a moment and asked seriously,"How about this? There are specialties in every field. What I did just now might have been a little difficult for you.”
Friends: ()= Convex
Was that just a little?
It was rare for Big Boss Han to have a conscience. He knew that it was not easy for others to deliver packages, and they had their own specialties!
The heavens had eyes!
"How about you help me get King of Pesticide to King of 100 Stars?" This should be easy."
"Didn't the news say that delivery men serve customers as if they were drinking water? Help me drink some water too. My opponent is really too weak and makes me anxious.”
……
There was no way to chat today.
The netizens felt that they had overestimated Boss Han's moral integrity.
The man outside finally couldn't hold it in any longer.”
"Are you Li Xiaomin's ex-boyfriend, Gu Zhenming?”Jiang Han asked directly.
Silence fell again.
She didn't know how to answer.
After a long while, he finally squeezed out a "yes".
Kada.
Jiang Han opened the door neatly.
With a smile on his face, he enthusiastically held the hand of the person at the door." Wouldn't it have been fine if you had said so earlier? Quick, quick, quick. Come in and sit. Yueli will serve him some fat otaku water. After being dead for so long, he must really miss the taste of fat otaku water.
“……”
Standing outside the door was a middle-aged woman.
At this moment, his expression was complicated.
Gu Zhenming was afraid that Li Xiaomin would not open the door for him, so he specially found Li Xiaomin's mother's body as a carrier and visited him late at night as a delivery man.
In the end, Pesticide refused to let him in no matter what.
After reporting his true identity, this guy in front of him hurriedly pulled him in.
Jiang Han's actions made him a little suspicious-could it be that he was an idiot?
Why did he have to do such a silly thing like taking off his pants to fart?
"Brother, please sit down." Jiang Han passionately sent him to the sofa." Is it suitable to occupy this body for the time being?! Is the fat otaku water cold enough?"
" It's, it's alright…" Gu Zhenming's expression was very complicated.
I…
What a ghost, big brother.
If you do this, you can sit down and give me water. How can I be embarrassed to do it?
A rare shyness appeared on Jiang Han's face."Let's discuss something. Can you give me a call?”
“？？”Gu Zhenming's little head was filled with big question marks.
As a malicious ghost, I haven't even started looking for trouble, and you're already starting?!
Making ghosts work?
"What do you mean?" Gu Zhenming said gloomily.
Jiang Han took a deep breath, looking as if he wanted to cooperate with him on something big."It's like this. I have a presumptuous request.”
"In the future, if you want to give money, can you change the coordinates a little?”
"How about sending her to my house?"
"This little brother thanks you in advance. Brother Gu is indeed a hero of the current generation. Robbing the rich to help the poor, your noble character and integrity are admirable!”
His words were impassioned and impassioned, just like the one who tricked Guan Yu and Zhang Fei into becoming sworn brothers.
The bullet screen burst into jubilation, and the tense atmosphere from before was gone.
"Oh no, Big Boss Han is stealing business in public! Gu Zhenming, come and work for me. Every time you give me 100 yuan, I'll burn 50 yuan for you!”
"Dream on! Do you think I'm stupid? Why don't you work with me? Give me 1,000 yuan every time, and I'll burn a paper figurine beauty for you on the spot so that you can be a carefree ghost!”
“？？？Upstairs, you're trying to raise the price of goods. You're trying to raise the price of a beauty that costs two to three hundred yuan every time? If you do this, the Nether World Administration will be unhappy.”
" Brother Han," Su Yueli said weakly," they're here to discuss serious matters. Isn't it inappropriate for us to say this?"”
Gu Zhenming's eyes turned hot. He suddenly felt that there were still normal people in this world.
Listen, this was what a f * cking human would say!
The words that Jiang Han said just now, even a ghost couldn't say it!
"If we want to cooperate, we'll wait until they're done talking about serious matters before we study them carefully.”Su Yueli's eyes sparkled as she added with the appearance of a little money-grubber.
" You guys…" Gu Zhenming was furious. He felt that his intelligence had been insulted repeatedly." You guys are too much!"!”
" I'm here to kill!!"
"Tonight, I'll kill all of you!!”
Gu Zhenming suddenly stood up and crushed the fat otaku water in his hand.
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