"F * ck! Is it dark?"
Zhou Hai jumped up from the sofa.
Looking at the darkness around him, the ninja had a headache." Leaf, Leaf!”
"I'm watching TV." Ye Li's voice came from not far away.
He was in another room.
"What time is it? Go, go, go! I almost missed the chance to pick up the corpse!" Zhou Hai rubbed his hands excitedly.
“？？？”
A few hours ago, he was still talking to me about dreams and starting a business.
Now you're telling me to pick up corpses?
Was this Zhou Hai from earlier?
"No, I'm not interested!" Ye Li was really not interested.
"F * ck! Was he a man? Don't tell me you like men?" Zhou Hai brought up the past.
"Get lost!"
Ye Li thought that Zhou Hai had woken up, but he still touched the Maotai.
"Eh, I've never seen this Maotai before." Zhou Hai glanced at the empty bottle in front of him.
"Founding Era, limited edition, 100,000 yuan per bottle. You just drank a bottle.”Ye Li said unhappily.
Zhou Hai jumped up." I just drank a bottle?! 100,000!"
He hugged the wine bottle and wanted to cry.
"100,000! It's almost a year's worth of my salary!" Zhou Hai opened the empty bottle and poured it into his mouth.
Finally, he poured out a small drop.
"Right, you said you have a dream.”Ye Li was quite curious.
Zhou Hai was usually so unreliable…
Sure enough, when he mentioned this, Zhou Hai's eyes darkened. He sighed and poured himself a small cup from Ye Li's bottle." It's the plan I prepared for Yuanyuan."”
Ye Li poured himself a glass of wine.
You have a story and I have wine. How good is that?
"So, you want to shoot a video to make her famous?”Ye Li looked at Zhou Hai strangely.
Was there something wrong with this guy's brain?
Do you think you're a screenwriter?
You're just a salesperson!
"Of course, I've already thought of the script. But it's too short." Zhou Hai sighed again. Obviously, he was very unhappy when he thought about his girlfriend getting married soon.
"Let me see?"
"Here!" Zhou Hai took out his phone, opened the document, and took the 100,000 yuan.
Drunk or not!
This was 100,000!
Ye Li took the phone.
There were many things written on the document. It was obvious that Zhou Hai had put in a lot of effort.
1. Voice-over (I) Video: Yuanyuan, let's play a game.
Yuanyuan: Sure.
Me: Every time I say something, you repeat the first word of my sentence.
Yuanyuan: Alright.
Me: Get ready to start.
Yuanyuan (nodded)
I like you. (Ambiguity, sweetness, hazy scenes, cheerful music.) Yuanyuan smiled.
Yuanyuan: Me.
Me: I'm the one who likes you.
Yuanyuan: Hi.
Me: Welcome to my heart.
Yuanyuan: Yes.
[Me: Who is your father?]
Yuanyuan: You.
Yuanyuan reacted and rolled her eyes. (Joining in cheerful laughter)
Hmm?
Ye Li's eyes lit up. This was really interesting.
But it felt a little familiar…
He continued reading.
2. Yuanyuan was walking in the corridor when a hand (me) stopped her.
There are two kinds of men in this world who will treat you well. One is your father, and the other is your boyfriend (handing flowers).
Yuan Yuan (Accepting it shyly)(Sweet and ambiguous music playing)
[I (lifting Yuanyuan's chin): Do you understand what I want to say?]
Yuanyuan (shaking her head): I don't quite understand.
Me: Do you have a boyfriend?
Yuanyuan: No…no.
Me: Since you don't have a boyfriend, what do you think I'm trying to say?
Yuan Yuan (thinking, startled awake): You want to be my father?!
I snatched the flower, threw it, and stepped on it.
Puff!
Fortunately, Ye Li was not drinking, or else he would definitely spit on Zhou Hai's face.
Was this how his brain worked?
3. Voice-over: Yuanyuan, what's the word 'shell' next to 'titu'?
Yuan Yuan (thinking): Raise the soil and add a shell next to it. (Shaking his head) I don't know!
Voiceover: I don't know? Think about it again.
Yuanyuan (deep in thought, confirmed, shaking her head): He did not know.
Xiaomi (anxious, reminder):
The voice-over voice, Yuanyuan (Yuanyuan touching Xiaomi's head): So obedient.
"Who is this Xiao Mi?" Ye Li was curious.
"Yuanyuan's best friend."
Zhou Hai drank alone again.
Ye Li couldn't help but say,"Call for two dishes." As long as there were a few peanuts, you wouldn't get drunk.”
"Can I?" Zhou Hai was excited.
This was a five-star hotel!
Even though he knew Ye 'zi was rich, Zhou Hai still kept some money.
"This hotel is mine." Ye Li continued reading.
Zhou Hai was stunned for a moment before picking up the phone."Give me a Manchu Han Imperial Feast!"
“……”
4. Voiceover (I): Yuanyuan, if I'm nine, what do you think you are?
Yuanyuan: I'm eight.
Me: Why?
Yuan Yuan,"Then I'll be the closest to you!"
Me: No, you are 3.
Yuanyuan: Wait, are you trying to trick me again?
Me: No.
Yuanyuan: Why do you think so?
Me: Because besides you, I am still you. (Music starts)
There were countless such jokes, and they were all quite interesting.
The main characters were Yuan Yuan and Xiao Mi.
It had to be said that Zhou Hai had put in a lot of effort.
"This is not bad! We should be able to make a fortune."
Zhou Hai shook his head. Yuanyuan stopped filming after filming a few episodes."
"What about Short videos websites?" Ye Li asked naturally.
"What Short videos website?" Zhou Hai sipped his wine and waited for the dishes.
She didn't know what he ordered.
It was impossible to have a Manchu Han Imperial Feast.
"Hmm?" Ye Li was stunned for a moment. He took out his phone and searched.
TikTok!
No!
Fast Hands!
No!
Watermelon!
No!
Volcano!
Or not?
Wait a minute!
What was the system trying to do?
Let the construction of the country regress?
Do you want me to do this?
What was he plotting?
Ye Li quickly realized that it was definitely the system's doing.
Was there a conspiracy?
If he invested in a Short videos website.
What was the system up to this time?
However…
This temptation was really great!
Thinking back, Kuaishou, TikTok, and so on had a market value of tens of billions of dollars!
If he were to do it now, would he be able to make 20 billion dollars?
That was really possible…
Why don't we make one?
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