"F * ck, this sentence seems simple, but it actually contains great wisdom!”
"Try it carefully, and you'll realize that this sentence looks simple, but it's not simple at all!”
"A bootlicker, bootlicking until you end up with nothing…Thinking about it carefully, isn't that the case?”
"Yes, many men are obedient to women and take good care of them. Unfortunately, in exchange, they are not polite. They might even be beaten by scumbags!”
"I've had a few girlfriends before. According to my experience, Xiu-Er is right. Women shouldn't be spoiled, or they won't take you seriously!”
"What do you think about what Xiu-Er said, Feng Shaoyu?”
"Aren't you guys focusing on the wrong thing? Shouldn't you be surprised that this sentence came from a parrot?”
"Don't make a fuss, this is Xiu-Er's basic operation!”
"How naive! It's true that the parrot is smart, but someone must have taught it to say these things!”
"Then the question is, who taught him? Shouldn't the host say something?"
"The host looks so silly. I don't think he can say such a thing, right?”
"Other than the host, is there anyone else who can teach this parrot?”
……
Lu Yuan's words resonated with many netizens.
Because what he said was the crystallization of the wisdom of countless Earth netizens in his previous life. Naturally, it made sense.
However…
The netizens in the live broadcast room didn't really believe that this was Lu Yuan's own creation.
After all, everyone knew that a parrot could talk so much. It was already extremely showy.
Creating his own classic words?
People without great wisdom could not do this.
Zhao Rongrong saw the bullet comments and shook her head."Don't misunderstand, I don't know where Little Marrow learned it from. This is the first time I've heard him say this.”
Then, Zhao Rongrong asked Lu Yuan," Little parrot, the netizens all want to know. Where did you hear all this from?"”
Lu Yuan blinked his eyes and decisively pretended to be crazy. He didn't say anything and pretended not to understand...
There was no need to admit it after he had already pretended to be cool.
As long as the netizens thought that he was very good and became his fans, it was fine.
As for the netizens 'misunderstanding, Lu Yuan didn't care at all. He only wanted reputation.
In addition.
The netizens mistakenly thought that someone had taught him, and perhaps it had saved Lu Yuan some unnecessary trouble.
In the live broadcast room:
"Xiu-Er, you're not saying anything. Don't you understand what the host meant?”
"As expected, this parrot's performance was rehearsed in advance. I knew it, a parrot can't be so smart.”
"So it's an act. Then, is the rich man who gave me the superfire a dog?”
"Dogshit! It's true!"
[What the f * ck?] Look at my account level before you speak!"
"Even if it's an act, the parrot's performance is still incredible.”
" 1, I've already become a fan of this parrot.”
"I'm a fan too. Xiu-Er is really too showy.”
……
Zhao Rongrong looked at the bullet screen, her pretty face confused. She looked at the parrot strangely.
No one knew better than her whether she was acting or not.
"Stinky sister, what are you looking at? I'm hungry, go get some food!”At this moment, Lu Yuan spoke.
Upon hearing Lu Yuan's words, the netizens burst out laughing.
" Xiu-Er is awesome! She's so domineering!"
"Hahaha, this parrot is really awesome. It's so domineering to order the streamer around!”
"666…This tone and attitude reminds me of my mother.”
"I'm so envious. I want a parrot like this too.”
……
Compared to the joy of the netizens, Zhao Rongrong was furious.
Damn parrot, she actually called her stinky little sister again!
Furthermore, he was ordering her around in front of so many netizens…
Don't I care about my face?
"The food is on the table in the living room. Go get it yourself!”Zhao Rongrong gritted her teeth and refused to listen!
She didn't expect Lu Yuan to be so obedient. He flew out of the room and came to the living room.
Lu Yuan wasn't looking for trouble on purpose, but he was really a little hungry.
Zhao Rongrong was dumbfounded.
She knew very well that the netizens had been staying in the live broadcast room to watch the live broadcast mainly because they wanted to see the little parrot.
Without Xiao Wu around, she wasn't confident that she could keep the netizens.
However, she had just been tough, and now she had admitted defeat. It was a slap to her face.
After some thought, Zhao Rongrong said," My fickle netizens, Little Marrow went to eat. Let's wait for him. I'll sing a song for everyone!"”
" Don't, host. I don't want to hear you sing…"
"As an old fan of yours, I know very well about your singing standards.”
"Let's broadcast Xiu-Er eating! I want to see what Xiu-Er eats every day.”
" 1!"
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The second chapter.
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