He laid his cards on the table! I’m a panda that can talk

At the entrance of the zoo, a giant panda suddenly spoke in human language.

"I’ve been pretending to be a giant panda for so long, but in exchange, I’ve gotten you humans to entertain me. I’m not pretending anymore. I’m laying my cards on the table. I’m a panda who can speak human language! Not only do I have to speak human language, I also want to ride the fastest three-wheeled motorcycle and be the wildest panda! The Bearman Race will never be slaves!"

After saying that, he rode a children’s three-wheeled motorcycle at a speed of 200 kilometers per hour and left.

"Although I smoke, drink, and perm my hair, I’m definitely a good panda!”

"Eat the spiciest hotpot and take the fastest highway!”

"Today, I climbed Mount Everest. It’s a small step for me, but it’s a big step for the panda race! The next step was to land on the moon! We are publicly seeking partners, let us shock the world!”

"After two years of wandering outside, I’ve finally had enough. Now, I want to find an honest zoo.”