Hu Yifei patted her brother Lu Zhanbo." Brother, where did you find such a friend? He's handsome, rich, and has a good character."”
Then, he patted Zeng Xiaoxian, who was staring at the stage, wanting to say something but hesitating." Bitch Zeng, look at her and look at yourself. Sigh! It was really like comparing people to death, and comparing goods to goods to throw them away!”
Zeng Xiaoxian grinned and slapped Hu Yifei's hand away. He looked at Xia Chen, who was holding the microphone on the stage, and said," I'm the host!”
Lin Wanyu also looked at Xia Chen with admiration. After listening to Hu Yifei's words, she was a little proud as if Xia Chen was really her boyfriend. She didn't forget to add," Xia Chen is not only handsome, rich, and has a good character. He is also very fierce when he fights. He also knows how to raise cattle."”
"Nani?"
"Cattle?"
Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian were dumbfounded.
In another corner, Chen Meijia once again returned to her love-struck look. She looked at the car on the stage in a daze." So handsome!”
Lu Ziqiao slapped her angrily." Miss, you're my girlfriend now. Please pay attention to your identity. Otherwise, you won't be able to cry even if people find out."”
Chen Meijia looked at Lu Ziqiao with disdain and said the same thing as Hu Yifei. It was really a case of comparing people to death and goods to goods.”
On the stage, Xia Chen held the microphone and began to host the wedding." As the saying goes, marriage is like this. If you find the right person, you can grow old romantically. If you find the wrong person, you can have a sword competition for the rest of your life.”
"Haha! Sword duel on Mount Hua!" There was a round of applause from the audience. They were all amused by Xia Chen's little burden.
Xia Chen continued," I believe that our newlyweds today, Mr. Wang Tiezhu and Miss Tian Erniu, will definitely become models of aging. I wish them well."”
"Could this be the legendary Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu?”Lu Ziqiao exclaimed.
The audience burst into laughter again. The names of the newbies were too funny.
At this moment, a romantic wedding march sounded.
Lin Wanyu listened to this romantic music and looked at the couple who were looking at each other affectionately on stage. She cried her eyes out.
Lu Zhanbo was a little confused. He handed her a tissue." You know them?”
Lin Wanyu shook her head." I don't know him!”
Then why are you crying like this? Lu Zhanbo was even more confused.
Xia Chen looked at the groom Wang Tiezhu with a smile.""Mr. Wang Tiezhu, from now on, regardless of whether the bride is poor, rich, sick, disabled, or ugly, are you willing to love her for the rest of your life?”
Wang Tiezhu looked at Tian Erniu affectionately." I'm willing."”
At this time, according to the rules, Xia Chen should ask the bride the same question.
But that was what a proper priest would do. Xia Chen was not a proper priest. He continued to smile at the groom." If you become poor, disabled, sick, or ugly in the future, are you willing to let this beautiful bride live?”
"Hahaha!" The crowd continued to burst into laughter. Did this Priest have a grudge against Wang Tiezhu?
The groom looked calm on the surface, but he was stunned on the inside. After a few seconds of being stunned, he said," I'm willing.”
Xia Chen: " Yes, yes. It can be seen from this that our groom really loves our bride. I wish them well."”
Intense applause erupted from the audience.
Xia Chen continued to pick up the microphone and looked at the bride with a smile." The beautiful Miss Tian Erniu.”
Tian Erniu smiled and nodded. She thought that Xia Chen would definitely ask her the same question as before. She only needed to say that she was willing.
Xia Chen would not let her have her way and said,""I heard that you and the groom fell in love in this iPartment behind, right?”
The bride nodded.
Xia Chen smiled evilly." If I may ask, before today, have you two ever lived together?”
The bride's face turned red immediately." No.”
"Do you think your husband is handsome?"”
"Handsome."
"Isn't it cool?"
"Cool."
"Aren't you considerate?"
"Thoughtful."
"Do you snore when you sleep?"”
"No!"
The audience immediately burst into laughter.
"Aahahaha, I'm dying of laughter.”
"Why is this guy so bad!”
"The bride is still too inexperienced!"
"How is it that the bride is tender? It's that this guy is too sly. Anyone would fall for such a question.”
Hu Yifei held her stomach with one hand and laughed. She patted Zeng Xiaoxian with the other hand and said," Look at her hosting skills. I'm still the same. You'll die if you compare people with others, and you'll throw away goods if you compare goods with goods."”
"Hahaha, laugh until it hurts.”Chen Meijia laughed so hard that she couldn't breathe.
Lu Ziqiao tugged at her." Oh right, let me ask you something. Do I snore when I sleep?”
Chen Meijia was stunned for a second." Get lost!”
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