"General Zhangsun, I see that you still have a few barrels of instant noodles. Why don't you give me a barrel?”
Li Jing couldn't help but say.
Of course, this old man Li Jing was both sinister and stingy. His words were very precise and well-used. He did not say that he would buy it, nor did he say that he would give it to him. He did not need to spend money either, and he even owed the other party a favor.
Zhangsun Shunde was also a shrewd person. He immediately heard the hidden mystery in this guy's words and completely pretended not to hear it.
"Hehe, General Zhangsun, sell me a bucket, I'll pay a thousand strings!”
Qin Shubao said with a thick face.
"General Zhangsun, our brothers have fought through mountains of blades and seas of flames together. I'll sell it to you for 1,000 strings!”
Cheng Yaojin played the old emotional card.
"General, this old man also wants to taste this delicacy. How about selling a bucket to this old man?”
Fang Xuanling couldn't sit still anymore and no longer put on the airs of a civil official.
......
The ministers all looked at Zhangsun Shunde with anticipation.
"Haha, if you want to eat, one thousand five hundred strings per person.”
Zhangsun Shunde said with a sinister smile.
These ministers originally thought that they were just being polite and hypocritically saying that they would give him money. They thought that as the founding father of the country, General Zhangsun Shunde would really accept their money.
He didn't expect this old man to be so impolite. The missiles had to be charged, and there was an additional 500 strings.
Eating a mouthful of noodles cost 1,500 strings, and even these ministers felt very pained.
"Kid, you're too dark."
"Yeah, a bucket of noodles costs 1,500 strings. Why don't you go to heaven?”
"General Zhangsun, are you not even going to give this old man any face?”
......
The ministers began to complain.
"Humph, it's up to you whether you want to eat it or not. Your Majesty, if they don't want to eat it, we'll split these instant noodles equally!”
Zhangsun Shunde said to Li Shiming with a smile.
Li Shi Min was enjoying the instant noodles, completely immersed in the deliciousness of the instant noodles. He didn't care about his dignified image as an emperor.
Hearing Zhangsun Shunde's words, Li Shimin nodded his head vigorously.
"Hey, hey, why are you like this? 1,500 strings it is!”
"You win!"
The ministers immediately exploded.
"Cut the crap, I'll give you two thousand strings!”
"Hurry up and bring the noodles over. Stop talking!"
"1,500 strings, not a single cent less!”
The ministers all opened their pockets, wanting to taste this rare delicacy.
Then, Zhangsun Shunde was in a dilemma.
No one could joke around in front of the Emperor. If he said he would give Li Shiming half, then he really had to give it to him. Otherwise, he would be guilty of deceiving the Emperor and exterminating his family.
There were a total of ten barrels. Li Shiming had already eaten one barrel, and the remaining nine barrels would be split in half, which meant that he would have to give Li Shiming 4.5 barrels.
Since they were friends, Li Shiming only took four barrels, so there were only five barrels left.
This time, there were thirteen ministers who had come with the Emperor. It could be said that almost half of the entire court had come.
How could these five bowls of instant noodles satisfy so many people?
If he sold it to Zhang San and not Li Si, the other party would easily feel that he was biased and looked down on him.
This question stumped Zhangsun Shunde.
Fortunately, he quickly came up with a solution. He opened the remaining five bowls of instant noodles and placed them all into a big pot.
Then, add some soup and let the remaining ministers have a bowl each.
A bowl with a lot of water was worth 500 strings.
It had to be said that this plan was very successful.
All the officials were eating to their heart's content, and each of them was exclaiming that they were satisfied.
"I didn't expect that there would be such a delicious thing in the world!”
"Ah! I suddenly realized how vulgar the food I ate for most of my life was!”
"This instant noodles is indeed delicious!”
"I wonder if the city lord of Slag City is willing to sell some to me?”
"If we can get a bucket of this every day, life will be really fast!”
The ministers drank the instant noodle soup and couldn't help but praise it.
It was as if he had suddenly discovered a new continent. He was filled with endless excitement and excitement.
After eating the ham sausage, the ministers were so excited that they almost trembled. This kind of fragrant and soft feeling that melted in their mouths continuously stimulated their taste buds. They were so excited that they almost became immortals.
Next, Zhangsun Shunde gave the ministers a taste of spicy sticks.
Although the ministers were panting heavily from the spiciness, they could not resist the temptation of this delicacy and could not stop.
In the Tang Empire, chili had not yet been introduced to the Central Plains, so these officials had never tasted such a spicy taste.
After all kinds of snacks were served, the ministers looked up in the direction of Scumbag City.
Although this small city was only a small place, it hid a lot of secrets.
Just these delicacies were enough to cause a huge sensation in the Great Tang, and even the wealthy merchants Meng Du spared no expense to buy them.
"This cola is more than ten times sweeter and tastier than all the good wine I've ever drunk!”
"Yes! Who exactly brewed this drink?”
"I really want to go to Scum City and broaden my horizons!”
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