The fans in the live broadcast room were as filthy as they could be.
More importantly, female fans were dirtier than male fans…
Academician Liu: " Mr. Zhou, just tell me about it. Let me gain some knowledge. Look at how old I am. I've been running around with you for a day.”
"You followed me around like an apprentice, and you could bear to see me work so hard without teaching me anything?”
Zhou Wen said, You can't learn my method.”
Academician Liu: " As long as you tell me, I'll definitely be able to learn it. No matter what, I'm an archaeologist. I'm pretty capable."”
"So, Mr. Zhou, you don't have to worry that I won't be able to learn it. You just have to teach me boldly.”
Zhou Wen,[My eyesight is good. My left and right eyes are 2.0.]
Academician Liu was speechless.
"Pfft! Academician Liu really couldn't learn from all that bragging.”
"The streamer's little brother is young and has good eyesight. He really can't learn this.”
" Academician Liu: Are you kidding me? I'm already 70 years old. How am I supposed to learn?”
"Fellow Liu has presbyopic eyes. The streamer's little brother's ability is fated to be unrelated to him.”
" My heart aches for Academician Liu for three seconds, hahaha…"
"I won't say anything else. I'll use ten super fires first!”
"Five hundred fishballs!"
" Ten cruise ships, that's for sure…"
Academician Liu: " Mr. Zhou, it looks like I really can't learn this ability. Ahaha…"
Zhou Wen was fiddling with the Pope's Crown and ignored Academician Liu.
Since he wanted to use the Pope's Crown as a bird's nest, he had to buy a bird first. What bird should he buy?
Parrot? Or something else.
If it really didn't work, he could use it to make a chicken nest. He didn't have to think so much.
Moreover, if he bought an old hen, he would still have local eggs to eat in the future.
"Academician Liu, where can I buy a chicken?"”
Academician Liu?
"Mr. Zhou, if you want to eat chicken, you can come to my house. I have some in my yard.”
Zhou Wen shook his head." I was thinking that it wouldn't be good to buy a bird to raise. I was planning to buy an old hen."”
"It just so happens that we have the Pope's Holiness to make a chicken nest and let the old hen lay eggs. We can't waste it.”
Academician Liu was speechless.
He had said that he would use it as a bird's nest, but now he had changed his mind and wanted to use it as a chicken's nest.
Zhou Wen's thoughts were really jumpy. However, using the Pope's Crown as a chicken nest felt even better.
Academician Liu said,[I'll get someone to send an old hen over later. The kind that can lay eggs!]”
"Thank you, then."
They arrived at the courtyard house.
Outside the courtyard house, there was a special team in charge of guarding it.
Not every courtyard house had one. Only Zhou Wen had such treatment.
"Isn't this too f * cking big? It was not an exaggeration to say that it was a small castle.”
"Siheyuan, the legendary Siheyuan. The streamer is really awesome.”
"If only I could have a romantic relationship with the streamer in this courtyard house.”
"I just checked on the streamer's little brother's courtyard house. It's worth 1.3 billion yuan. If I really want to buy it, it's definitely more than 1.3 billion yuan. The key is that no one else can buy it.”
"Looks like the host's husband has been handing over national treasures and has been recognized by the country. Otherwise, why would the host's husband obtain permanent residence rights in one of the former tourist attractions?”
"Such a big courtyard, the streamer can open a harem and sleep in it!”
“……”
"Shall we go in and sit?" Zhou Wen asked.
Academician Liu: " Alright, since I'm at Mr. Zhou's house, how can I not go in?"”
After presenting the official residence certificate, the special service team immediately saluted and allowed Zhou Wen and Academician Liu to enter.
The courtyard house was very simple and unadorned. It did not have any golden splendor, but it gave off an extremely grand feeling.
Modern and ancient craftsmanship were perfectly combined. There were ancient carvings on the pillars, walls, and doors.
Zhou Wen said," It's not bad. Although it lacks some modern aura, it looks very grand and comfortable overall."”
Academician Liu: " I'm so envious, Mr. Zhou. When I became an academician, I was not rewarded with permanent residence in the courtyard house…"
Zhou Wen said," If Academician Liu likes it, you can come over more often."”
Academician Liu: " You shouldn't have let me stay here for a few more days. Why are you just sitting here?”
Haha…
"Why is the host so handsome? I've really fallen for him.”
"Don't talk about you. I'm a grown man, but I actually want to change my gender and live together with the host!”
"Everyone, don't fight over it. The streamer belongs to Academician Liu.”
“……”
Zhou Wen and Academician Liu looked around. As for the Pope's Crown, Zhou Wen had casually thrown it on the table in the hall.
His casual attitude, as if he didn't treat the Pope as a national treasure, made Academician Liu's heart ache.
That's right, Zhou Wen didn't do it lightly. Instead, he casually threw it out…
"Mr. Zhou, although the Pope's Crown isn't our country's national treasure, you can't be so casual, right?"”
"Didn't you say that the Pope has a bounty of ten billion dollars? How precious."
Zhou Wen said," Academician Liu, you have to correct your attitude. What Pope? That's just my chicken coop."”
"When you send the old hen over, if I can't make the old hen lay eggs in the future, I'll throw this thing into the latrine pit.”
Academician Liu was speechless.
" Academician Liu, please tell me how much trauma you have…"
"The streamer is really too infuriating. The Pope didn't take the ten billion dollars seriously at all.”
"Have you formed a team to steal the Pope's Crown from the courtyard? No! It's stealing a chicken nest!"
" I'm signing up. I want to steal a chicken coop!"
"Count me in!"
"Operation Ten Thousand Men Stealing Chicken Nest is officially established!”
……
Zhou Wen stopped in his tracks and looked at the wooden hanger in the study with a strange expression.
Ding! The top quality agarwood hanger was a tribute from the Qianlong royal family and was given to the eighth prince, Aisin Gioro Yongxuan!
Level 1 Cultural Relic. If you hand it over to the country, you will receive 500 million as a reward. If you don't hand it over, Constitution 10
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