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32 I don’t just want to poop on your head

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Chapter 31-I Don't Just Want to Poop on Your Head

Ruo Ka looked at Ye Fan and did not dare to show his anger too obviously.

He could only suppress his anger and force a smile as he made a 'please' gesture to Ye Fan.

Just a moment ago, he was as domineering as a dragon, but now, he was as cowardly as a worm. The speed at which his expression changed was faster than taking off his pants. One look and one could tell that he was an old bisexual.

Ye Fan glanced at Ruo Ka and the others with disdain. Then, he reached out and took the phone from Xiao Ju.

Who could he be calling at this time?

Ruo Ka and Tang Tong looked at each other. Both of them were very confused.

Just like that, under the puzzled gazes of Ruo Ka and Tang Tong, Ye Fan took the phone and dialed a number. He called it calmly.

"Hello, is this the Huaxia military?"

"I have a batch of torpedoes here. Do you want to collect them?”

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On the high seas a few nautical miles away from the Golden Fishery, Captain Gao's fleet was heading toward the Golden Sea Area at the fastest speed.

At this time, they were very close to the golden fishery.

At present, these Chinese warships had already unloaded all the heavy containers to reduce the weight of the warships in exchange for a faster speed.

However, this was at the expense of the warship's balance and stability.

In such a strong wind and rough sea, this kind of behavior was really very dangerous.

However, Captain Gao and the others couldn't care less.

Faster, faster!

They had to reach the Golden Fishery as soon as possible in case anything happened to Huaxia's squid fishing boat.

At this moment, the liaison officer in the command center of the leading ship suddenly received a call. After a moment of surprise, he immediately reported the situation to Captain Gao.

"Captain Gao, we have received a call from an unknown Mobile device.”

Unknown Mobile device?

Captain Gao and Vice-Captain Liu looked at each other after hearing the report of the liaison officer. Both of them looked very serious.

Warships used an independent communication frequency. Other than the base command post and the superiors, no one would know about this communication frequency.

So, how did this unknown Mobile device contact them?

" And," the liaison said in disbelief," that man said he had a batch of mines and asked us if we wanted them.”

Water mines? Captain Gao and Vice-Captain Liu looked at each other in surprise.

"Captain, be careful of traps." Vice-Captain Liu reminded him warily.

"Since the other party can attack, it means that they know who we are. Let's hear what they want to do first.”Captain Gao said.

"Yes." Vice Captain Liu nodded.

Then, under the command of Captain Gao, the liaison officer picked up the call from the unidentified signal.

"Hello," Captain Gao spoke first.

"Hello," The other party also spoke.

"What's the matter? Please speak." Captain Gao continued to ask.

"Excuse me, is this a Chinese warship?”The other party replied.

Calling us and asking about our identities, isn't that asking the obvious?

Captain Gao and Vice-Captain Liu looked at each other in confusion.

However, considering that he knew the other party's purpose, Captain Gao still answered truthfully,""Yes, we are Chinese warships.”

"That would be great." The other party's tone became clear." I have some mines made by the M Nation here. Do you want them?”

A mine made by America?

The other party's words were like a thunderbolt that exploded in the ears of Captain Gao and Vice-Captain Liu. It was really explosive news.

What do you mean? Are they really going to sell us torpedoes?!

Captain Gao and Vice-Captain Liu became alert and quickly thought of countermeasures.

...

On the west side of the Golden Sea Region, Ye Fan was waiting for the call to be transferred under the watchful eyes of Ruo Ka and Tang Yao.

However, what Ruo Ka and Tang Yao didn't know was that before making the call, Ye Fan had asked the navigation system to conduct a precise search in the vicinity and then selected one of the numbers…

"Hello," The call went through and Ye Fan spoke.

Ruo Ka and Tang Tong both perked up their ears and widened their eyes, looking at Ye Fan.

This kid must be crazy. He actually contacted the Chinese military in front of them and said that he wanted to sell torpedoes!

Now that the call had been transferred, could it be that the Chinese military would really pick up?

"Excuse me, is this a Chinese warship?”Ye Fan asked calmly.

China's warships?

This time, it wasn't just Ruo Ka and Tang Tao who were shocked. Even Xiao Ju and Yuan Hua who were beside Ye Fan were dumbfounded. They didn't expect Ye Fan to contact a Chinese warship!

Before everyone could react, something was said on the other end of the phone. Ye Fan's tone suddenly became clear.

"That's great. I have some mines made by the M Nation. Do you want them?”

What the f * ck?

Hearing Ye Fan's words, Ruo Ka and Tang Yao were dumbfounded. They stared at Ye Fan with their eyes wide open.

At this moment, they felt as if there was a person swinging a sledgehammer in their heads, constantly knocking on their temples.

This kid isn't joking. He's really selling our water mines to others?!

Ruo Ka and Tang Yao looked at the leisurely Ye Fan and were so angry that their faces turned red.

However, what was the use of being angry? Their weakness was in Ye Fan's hands. As long as Ye Fan sent it, they would be completely finished.

Angry and helpless. At this moment, Ruoka and Tang Yao deeply understood that God was called incapable anger.

"Don't worry, I'm telling the truth. I'm also Chinese, so I won't harm you.”After Ye Fan finished speaking into the phone, he scratched his neck behind him with a relaxed expression.

Ruoka and Tang Yao's eyes were about to bleed.

"As for the model…Wait a moment, I need to confirm..."

After saying this, Ye Fan put down his phone and looked at Ruo Ka and Tang Yao. He asked them casually as if he was asking for a price in a market,

"These American torpedoes, the model is AM-MI02, right?”、

F * ck…Killing people and killing their hearts?

Selling our mines and asking us for the model number?!

Ruo Ka and Tang Tong looked at Ye Fan. At this moment, they finally understood a Chinese catchphrase:

Not only do I want to poop on your head, but I also want paper from you.

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