"Hell, my dear."”
"Hell, who are you?"”
"I can't even hear my voice, my dear mighty little tiger."”
Old Qiao: " Oh, so it's you. How could I not recognize you? I've always been thinking about you."”
Fei 'er: " En, it's nothing. I just feel that my mouth has been dry recently. I want to find someone to give me a warm hug. It would be great if you were by my side now. As I spoke, I made a super charming voice.”
"Well, it's not convenient for me to do so recently."”Old Qiao was also very vigilant.
Fei 'er: " I'm not feeling too well right now. My whole body is burning up. I can't hold on much longer. Do you think this is caused by loneliness?"”
At this moment, Mejia pushed open the door and entered. Old Qiao's expression immediately turned sorrowful.
Old Qiao: " My God, uncle, you let him drive the tractor alone. I told you before, all four-wheeled machines are demons.”
Fei 'er: " Come on, my little tiger. Come and tear me into pieces. I'll wait for you."”
"Yes, if he needs an organ transplant, I'm willing."”
"You know where I live, right?"”
"Tell me the address of the hospital, I'll rush over immediately."”
Fei 'er: " Take the subway line 3 to the end first, then take the ferry, and then change to the long-distance bus 119 to the terminal. I'll wait for you at the Heavenly Earth."”
Old Qiao: " Alright, I'll rush over immediately. Tell Uncle to hold on. I can't lose him."”His face instantly turned into a miserable look.
"What happened to Old Qiao?" Mei Jia asked.
"My poor uncle, 555.”She walked out with a sad expression.
"Old Qiao, where are you going? Aren't you suffering from depression? I heard that patients with depression can't go out casually.”Guo Yan and the other two looked at Lu Qiao, who was dressed very handsomely in the living room, and quickly asked with concern.
"Sigh, I just found out that my poor cousin-in-law got into a car accident. I'm going to donate my organs. Although my depression is serious, it's still difficult to stop my love and kinship.”Lu Qiao said righteously. Tears of true love flowed from her eyes. Her acting skills were extraordinary.
"Then go quickly. Otherwise, it won't be good if something really happens. Besides, if Old Qiao gives up his kidney, it will be a good thing for the country and the people.”Mei Jia quickly said and even encouraged him.
"Is that true? Old Qiao, are you sure you're not lying to us, our mighty little tiger?”Fei 'er said quietly, putting on a threatening look.
"How could I dare to lie to you?。It's you." Old Qiao was shocked and looked at Fei 'er in disbelief.
"Hmph, you actually dare to lie to us.”
"Yes."
"Arrest him. We have to treat Old George well.”
Fei 'er waved her hand, and the three of them quickly grabbed Old Qiao and tied him to the bed as he struggled.
Fei 'er put on a heart-wrenching expression."Sigh, your depression is very serious. We had no choice but to do this.”
Old Qiao's first reaction was that he had gone too far."Really? You guys untie me first, and we can talk slowly.”
" No, no," Xiao Xian added." Since your condition is rather serious and you're already known as a weirdo in psychology, we'll immediately use electroshock therapy."”
"Electric shock?" Old Qiao wondered if he had misheard.”
Xiao Xian made an expression of enjoyment.”
"No matter what, it's good for your condition.”
Old Qiao's psychological defense was about to collapse."No, don't joke around."
"It's a pity that we don't have a medical taser at home. But the doctor told us that we can use this instead.”Fei 'er said as she took out two Philip's electric irons, which were still sizzling with steam.
"Electric iron!" Old Qiao exclaimed.”
" The effect will be the same." Fei 'er ordered," Xiao Xian, hold him down."”
Old Qiao's body shook violently. No! No! No! No!"
Xiao Xian stopped and waited for Old Qiao to confess.
Old Qiao said breathlessly,"Please…I…I'll tell you the truth." Actually, I'm not really depressed. The lyrics of Sun Yanzi's song were written on those pieces of paper. I told a girl that I was the president of Sun Yanzi's fan club, so I started to memorize lyrics.”
Little Xian gave Fei 'er a look, and Fei' er understood. Little Xian sighed and said,""Sigh! Patients with depression often had such strange fantasies.”
"Yeah, the patients in the mental hospital always say they're not crazy." Old Qiao, we understand your pain.”
"It's true!" Old Qiao cried. I'm not lying to you. I'm telling the truth!"
Fei 'er said with a fake smile," Let's do a treatment first and see the effect. Xiao Xian, do it."”
"Help, help!"
At this moment, Mei Jia barged into the bedroom.”
Old Qiao cried, thinking that his savior had arrived."Meijia, Meijia! You're here. You're finally here to save me.”
Mei Jia looked at the two of them with a serious expression. You want to abuse Old Qiao?" Fei 'er and Xiao Xian were forced by the righteous gaze to not dare to move.
"Mejia…" Old Qiao called out emotionally.
Mejia suddenly reached out her hand, and her expression turned 180 degrees."Let me do it."
" What?!" Old Qiao's scream was worse than a pig being slaughtered.
Mei Jia raised the electric iron with both hands, and her big face filled Old Qiao's entire line of sight." I told you not to flush the toilet!"
Mei Jia was about to start cooking while Zhan Bo was cooking the poached eggs in the kitchen.
Zhan Bo stared at the poached egg and observed it carefully, muttering to himself,""I fried it quite well. Why does it smell burnt?”As he spoke, he sniffed the poached egg.
At the bar.
On the sofa in the bar, Fei 'er was fiddling with her newly bought iPad with interest. Wanyu walked over happily, dressed in professional attire.
"Wanyu, how was the interview?" Fei 'er greeted her with a smile.”
Wan Yu replied with a smile,"Yes, it's going well."”
"Does the examiner like you?" How is his attitude towards you?"
Wanyu sat down next to Moyan. Moyan grabbed Wanyu's hand. Wanyu tried to pull her hand but didn't move. She rolled her eyes and said,"I can't really say. I just feel that they seem to be shocked by me and can't even close their mouths.”As he spoke, he felt very confident.
"Can you consider our feelings when you show off your love?”Fei 'er looked at Moyan with disdain and then praised Wanyu,"I knew it. Beautiful women are invincible. How did you do it?"
"They asked me what I wanted, and I said I wanted to own a small house."”He extended a finger.
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