"Hahahaha, I can't stand Li Yuan anymore. He's indeed a carnivore!”
"Have you heard of barbell-like laughter? If you haven't heard of it before, you can come over and listen!"
"Pfft! Too naughty! What was the structure of this kid's brain? It's necessary to slice it up and study it!"
"It's true! Li Yuan would definitely become popular. He would definitely become a comedic star. When that time came, he could participate in more variety shows!”
"That's right! I think he'll be so popular that he'll turn purple soon! This season's show had really picked up a treasure!”
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Director Wang Zheng was in a mess in the wind, while Huang Lei and He Jiong were already lying on the table laughing.
Zhuge Dali also wanted to laugh, but he held it in. He absolutely could not laugh out loud.
The distress points soared. Everyone had made their due contributions.
Even Zhuge Dali was obviously more skilled, directly contributing a total of 2333 points.
"Why are you looking at me like that? I'm telling the truth!"
Li Yuan made an innocent expression and spread his hands. He watched as Wang Zheng began to wipe his sweat again.
"Sigh! I was wrong! I was wrong! You shouldn't have asked this question!" Wang Zheng sighed helplessly and decided not to keep him in suspense. He clapped his hands and said,
"Now, let's welcome our special guest today!”
As soon as he finished speaking, the door of the mushroom house opened, and a stray dog ran out with a shadow. It was not big, but from the color and appearance, it was definitely a country dog.
"Brother Piao!"
"Brother Piao!"
Huang Lei and He Jiong immediately said in unison. Their eyes lit up, and they even subconsciously walked over from under the pergola to welcome them. Thinking back to the Four Little Heavenly Kings of Pots, Bowls, and Ladles, they were the well-deserved group pets of the Mushroom House.
However, after the show ended, for the sake of the future of these four little fellows, they were all handed over to their friends to take care of.
For example, Penmei was taken away by the table tennis world champion Zhang Jike, Song Qian took away Xiaowan, and Zifeng adopted Xiaoguo.
In the end, this wild and wild Brother Piao, who had a huge appetite, became a member of Wang Luodan's family. He did not expect this fellow to actually return today.
As expected, he didn't change his heroic nature. He ran around the moment he came in and almost broke Li Yuan's adobe bricks.
He Jiong ran over and squatted down. He quickly waved his hand."Brother Piao! Come here! Here!"
However, Brother Piao was not moved at all. Perhaps he had been holding it in for a while and had to run for a while to vent. His fat body was trembling when he ran.
"Brother Piao, you're living a good life! This was only Dandan's family. If it were anyone else, they would have gone bankrupt!”
Huang Lei was also smiling as he watched his old friend return. The feeling was indescribable.
Li Yuan and Zhuge Dali also followed Huang Lei and He Jiong into the courtyard. However, compared to Li Yuan who was enjoying the show, Zhuge Dali could not hold it in anymore.
Although she was smiling, her face was a little stiff. She stood at the side, not knowing where to put her hands. It was the feeling of being at a loss. It was just like the song: I don't want to stay, I want to leave!
"What's wrong? Afraid of dogs?" Li Yuan leaned over and whispered.
"I'm not afraid!"
Zhuge Dali switched to the mode of pretending to be fat. She would never admit defeat in front of Li Yuan. However, her slightly disordered breathing betrayed her true thoughts.
Speaking of which, girls in science and engineering had more rational thinking than girls in humanities, which meant that they were not as emotional!
Take Zhuge Dali as an example. If you gave her an excavator, she would be able to produce flowers and even open beer bottles.
But if you gave her a dog, well, it would be better if it was the original Brother Piao. Now, Brother Piao had a fat head and big ears, and his body size was much bigger. He still had some deterrence!
Looking at the girl's insincere expression, Li Yuan felt that it was necessary for her to open her heart and confess.
"Why do you look so scared? Do you have the urge to go to the bathroom?”
From Zhuge Dali's distress points 100!
"I…I have an impulse to beat you up!”
Zhuge Dali gritted his teeth and retaliated. He was furious and his voice was a little loud. He immediately attracted Huang Lei and He Jiong's attention. The two of them began to comfort him.
"Dali, it's alright now. Brother Piao is still a child!”
"Yeah, she doesn't bite. She accompanied us for an entire season at the mushroom house before being adopted by Wang Luodan. She's usually quite honest, but today, she's a little excited because she met an old friend in a foreign land!”
Huang Lei looked at Brother Piao, who was still running around the courtyard, and helped to explain.
"Actually, I'm not afraid!"
Zhuge Dali was smiling so hard that he looked like he was about to cry. He tried his best to put on a smile, wanting to show off his calmness and composure.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid! Right, how about I teach you a method?”Li Yuan's willingness to help others shone brightly once again.
"You? Stop talking about being a teacher for a day!"
Zhuge Dali still remembered what had happened earlier. However, after glaring at Li Yuan a few times, his heart didn't seem to be beating that fast anymore. He looked at Brother Piao who was running wildly and having fun, and he didn't seem to be that afraid anymore.
"Tsk! I'm telling the truth. I'm only going to say it once for the ultimate technique my friend taught me!”Li Yuan said with a serious face,"
"If you are afraid of dogs and happen to meet a dog on the street, even if the dog looks very fierce and is ready to charge at you when you look at it, what will you do?”
"What should we do?" Zhuge Dali accepted his fate and asked.
"First of all, when the dog is staring at you, it means that you have entered its menu. At this time, remember not to lower your head and bend over, exposing your vital points, and you can't turn around and run. At this time, the most important thing for you is to stand up straight, look at it with determination, and shout at it, such as shouting, Come over here!"
"This is it?" Zhuge Dali felt that this method didn't seem very reliable.
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