"Hahahaha, hahaha! Yuan 'er, I really can't take it anymore!"
Huang Lei burst out laughing. He almost flipped over his chair as he leaned forward and backward. As he spoke, he put his hands together and apologized to the two young men,
"I'm sorry to disturb you for a moment. You can continue after I'm done laughing!”
He Jiong was lying on the table, laughing uncontrollably. If Li Yuan had opened the System View, he would have seen Huang Lei and He Jiong with numbers popping out of their heads.
If you jumped 100, I would jump 150. If you jumped 200, I would jump 250. It was like a whack-a-mole game.
However, the movements of these two people did not affect Zhuge Dali at all. This girl looked at Li Yuan for a while, and the corners of her mouth curled up. Then, she looked away.
"Hahahaha, why do I feel like beating you up the more I look at you! Can you not be so thick-skinned? You think you're good-looking? Stunning?"
"Tsk! What's wrong with you, comrade? Can't you be more realistic!" Li Yuan pointed at Zhuge Dali.”
"Humph!"
Zhuge Dali inexplicably recalled an emoticon on the Internet, the one who spoke with a conscience. He subconsciously lowered his head to take a look and instantly felt a little angry.
"What's wrong? I just don't have a conscience! It's not like you don't know!"
From Zhuge Dali's distress points 233!
"Alright, alright, let's eat first. Come, come, sharpening the knife won't delay the wood-chopping work!”Huang Lei told everyone to eat first, so that they wouldn't regret it when the food turned cold.
As for these two young people fighting, eating a little food wouldn't delay anything!
Huang Lei, who was making a ruckus here, and He Jiong, who was trying his best to adjust the atmosphere, looked at Zhuge Dali and asked curiously,""Is Dali in a relationship now?"
"Not yet!" Zhuge Dali politely declined this question. He lowered his head and began to eat.
"How is it? I knew it! You guys have replied, right?"
Li Yuan's voice wasn't loud, and he seemed to be talking to himself. He deliberately controlled his voice so that Zhuge Dali could hear him.
"I don't want to talk about it!"
As a top student, his mission during his student days was to dominate the school and kill the slackers. That was something that he really didn't have time to consider!
Zhuge Dali's voice was much louder than Li Yuan's.
"I study every day. How can I have time to date? When I finish my postgraduate studies and start working, I'll be able to find whatever kind of boyfriend I want. What a joke!"
She still hadn't vented her anger.
"When the time comes, I, Zhuge Dali, will only need to curl my finger and the boys who want to pursue me will line up from the mushroom house to the moon. Do you believe it?”
"You want to go to the moon from here?" Li Yuan pursed his lips.
"What's wrong? Do you have any objections?" Zhuge Dali snorted.
"It's not that I have any objections. I just don't think we can reach the moon!”
Li Yuan raised his hand and pointed at the bright moon hanging in the night sky."Do you know what your pursuers will experience from here to the moon?”
"Of course I know!"
Zhuge Dali also pointed at the moon."The moon's orbit is oval and it is constantly revolving around the earth, so the distance between the mushroom house and the moon is not a fixed distance!”
"The closest point of the moon's orbit is called the perigee. The distance from the perigee to Earth will reach 357000 kilometers, so the distance from the apoapsis to Earth will reach 406000 kilometers.”
"When we talk about the distance from the Earth to the Moon, we basically mean the average distance, which is: 384399 kilometers, so these pursuers need to cross-"
As a science expert, even if she wasn't an astrophysics major, Zhuge Dali was still able to talk about these data with ease. However, before she could finish, Li Yuan raised his hand to stop her.
"Wait! I think you're thinking too far ahead.”
Li Yuan's question interrupted He Jiong, who was listening. Teacher He subconsciously asked,
"Little Originator, why do you say that?"
"Because the pursuers that Student Dali imagined might be rejected before they even reach the atmosphere!”Li Yuan spread his hands, but this answer was even more confusing.
Huang Lei took advantage of the fact that the two of them had already drank a few mouthfuls of Erguotou and interrupted,"Why is that?"
"Because there's a circle of fragrant milk tea outside of Earth. It sells more than 300 million cups a year and has been leading the country in sales for seven consecutive years!”
Li Yuan suddenly blurted out an advertising slogan. Huang Lei finally took a small sip of Erguotou, but as expected, he spat it out again.
He Jiong subconsciously turned his head to look at Zhuge Dali. This girl was stunned at first, but soon, the corners of her mouth curled up slightly. However, in the next moment, she forcefully held it back. It was quite difficult.
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"How much did Xiang Piaopiao give you? I'll pay double!"
"Are you kidding me? I'm studying physics here. Why am I studying advertising?”
"Hehe, when it comes to skin, Li Yuan said he's number one, but no one dares to claim second! You're so naughty!"
"This is called Pi Pi's mother opening the door for Pi Pi. She's so naughty!”
"You're too beautiful. You're simply a heavenly beauty, a morning reading beauty, a flower beauty, and a divine beauty. You're the most outstanding successor to the country!”
"Awesome! If she was with Li Yuan, she would probably die of anger if she didn't die of laughter!”
"Dali! Accept your fate! Don't fight with him!"
The bullet comments in the live broadcast room went through another wave. Because at this time of the night, most people would get off work and rest. The number of netizens in the live broadcast room doubled, and there were even many students who went around promoting and calling for friends.
From Zhao Yi's distress 88!
66 distress points from Qian Er!
From Sun San's distress points.
The nameless hero tirelessly poured out his distress points, and the depressing atmosphere disappeared. The poison was expelled, and he felt relaxed.
Zhuge Dali was naturally one of them. He couldn't tell if he was angry or amused. However, he still pulled a long face and raised his chin.
"Are you done now?"
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