"I called you naughty! I called you naughty!"
After recovering from his shock, Zhuge Dali reached out and picked up the pillow on the sofa, then he threw a storm of blows at Li Yuan.
To vent his hatred!
All the anger that he had accumulated in the morning was finally poured onto Li Yuan. Although the pillow was soft and did not hurt, the key was to vent it out. It was good to vent it out!
"Don't hit my face! Don't hit my face! I'm leaving!" After Li Yuan enjoyed a few massages, he immediately fled and rushed into the courtyard.
"You brat, you're not going to beat me up for three days!”
Huang Lei had already started to cut the cucumber shreds as a side dish for the noodles at noon. He had already heard Zhuge Dali's angry roar from inside. Now, he looked at Li Yuan, who was running over like a rat, and said with a smile.
"That's right! I think Dali is going crazy from anger!”He Jiong pointed at Chen He, who had just been assigned to chop firewood.
"Go, chop wood with your Brother He and exhaust your exuberant energy!”
"That's not good! I just took a shower, so there's no hurry to chop wood!”As soon as Li Yuan said this, Chen He immediately put down his axe and came over.
"Yes, yes, yes! Sharpening the knife would not delay the chopping of wood. We'll talk about it after dinner! However, Xiao Yuan, it's not that I want to lecture you, but you have to learn how to coax girls. Otherwise, if you can't find a girlfriend in the future, you'll have to cry!”
"Do you want me to teach you a few moves?" Chen He asked earnestly.”
"Yes! Let Chen He explain it to you!" Huang Lei agreed.
"When Peng Peng was around, we were already worried about his marriage. You can't do this anymore!”
"Then…I'll listen?"
Li Yuan nodded cooperatively. Then, he was pulled to the pergola by Chen He and entered the teaching mode in minutes.
"Let's put it this way! There was a saying that a woman's heart was as deep as the sea. It was quite hard to figure it out. Usually, it was fine, but if it was during a special period, it would be even more irritable and capricious!”
"Special period?" "What special period?" Li Yuan asked.”
"Hey! It's just that during the few days when relatives come to visit, her mood swings are very big. She might fly into a rage at the slightest disagreement. However, we can all understand this. Whoever has a stomachache won't have a good temper, right?”
Chen He patted Li Yuan's shoulder."
"For example, if your girlfriend happens to have a stomachache, what do you think you should say?”
"I see!" Li Yuan pinched his chin and fell into deep thought. Huang Lei and He Jiong looked at each other and wanted to see how Li Yuan would deal with this situation.
"Have you figured it out yet?" Chen He began to urge.
"I think I should say, drink more hot water?”
Li Yuan asked tentatively. When he said this, the entire courtyard burst into laughter.
The brothers in the live broadcast room also burst out laughing.
"Li Yuan is acting funny again. Drink more hot water? I'll spray you with a mouthful of salted soda!"
"Hahahahaha, if Li Yuan really dares to say that, I'll admire you for being a man!”
"If I tell him, his girlfriend will beat him up until he can't take care of himself!”
"That's right. I also feel that Li Yuan is worthy of being All Mouthy King!”
“666! Li Yuan, go! I think you won't be able to find a girlfriend!”
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Indeed, sometimes a sentence could make others smile.
A single sentence could relieve the boredom in one's heart. Even if the troubles in life and the pressure in work could not be completely eliminated, they could be temporarily thrown aside.
"Yuan 'er! Don't tell me you haven't connected to the internet cafe yet! Drinking hot water? I dare say that if you dare to say these two words, you will be beaten until you bleed from all seven orifices!”
Chen He, who had a pained expression on his face, let out a long sigh. He knew that Li Yuan was joking, so he naturally had to cooperate and continue acting.
"I think you still don't understand girls well enough. You have to think about what they think, be anxious about what they need the most, and know what they need the most. Only then can you prescribe the right medicine for them.”
"I see!" Li Yuan pondered for a moment,"
"Brother He, do you think it's better if I say this?”
"Alright! Tell me!" Chen He inspired Li Yuan, who also wanted to see the results."
"Just think of me as your girlfriend. What should you say to me at this time?”
"Yes!" Li Yuan nodded and asked Chen He,""Does your stomach still hurt?"
"It hurts so much!"
Chen He immediately went into performance mode. As expected of an artist who graduated from the drama academy's performance department. His acting skills were really eye-catching. When he spoke, he even covered his stomach with one hand.
Acting!
Li Yuan once again brought everyone a surprise, and he even added a non-physical performance. He reached out his hand to Chen He and said,
"It still hurts so much! Why don't you go buy some hot water? I have 5,000 yuan here!”
"Puff!"
Chen He's technique was broken in a second. He even squatted down while clutching his stomach. If it weren't for his ghostly laughter and howls, he would have thought that he was imitating a girl who had a stomachache during a special period.
The more Huang Lei and He Jiong thought about it, the more they wanted to laugh. They didn't line up to laugh and just laughed together.
"No, no, you can't live without hot water, right?”
Chen He raised his head and looked at Li Yuan. He really wanted to criticize him. He opened his mouth and suddenly felt something.
"Sigh! According to what you said, it seems that it can really achieve good results!”Chen He stood up and pinched his chin. The more he thought about it, the more he thought about it.
"Tsk! Why didn't I think of this before! Amazing!"
Seeing Chen He giving him a thumbs up, Li Yuan waved his hand and hid his achievements.
"Actually, I'm not that powerful! I think you're the one who inspired me!”
"There's nothing wrong with what you said. I did inspire you well!”
Chen He completely accepted this flattery and enjoyed it. Naturally, the sub-originator had to give him something in return.
"But don't be overly humble. Your foundation is not bad either. You're talented and intelligent.”
The more Chen He spoke, the more excited he became. He danced with joy and said,
"Alright, then let's continue with the class. I'll give you more inspiration and strive to make you a talent as soon as possible! How was it? Do you want to try?"
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