Zhuge Dali turned around, but who knew that Li Yuan was really standing behind him.
She didn't even know when he had snuck over, so she suddenly felt a little lacking in confidence.
After all, he was the one who recommended Zhang Weili to Mr. He just now. His goal was to give Li Yuan a full-scale physical blow and obliterate his mental impulse to spout nonsense every day.
"Sister Dali, are you really that heartless?”
Li Yuan looked exhausted. He clutched his chest and pretended to be in pain.
"What's wrong? I'm doing this for your own good. If Zhang Weili really comes over as a guest, at least she can give you some pointers on fighting. This kind of teacher can't be invited even with lanterns!”
Zhuge Dali was a little incoherent, but after he said it smoothly, he got into the mood.
"Look at your figure. You have broad shoulders, narrow back, and strong muscles. It would be a waste if you don't practice martial arts!”
"If we really managed to invite Teacher Zhang over, my god! Maybe next time, you can go and get a championship belt! How was it? Was there an impulse to wait?”
Looking at Zhuge Dali, who was getting more and more excited as he spoke, Li Yuan spread his hands.
"Sigh! If I didn't go to primary school, I might have really believed it!”
In fact, Zhuge Dali had already used a very short period of time to reflect on himself when he was taking a shower. He wondered why he would explode in anger every few minutes because of Li Yuan.
Learn from the painful experience!
He might have been too conservative and needed to be more open-minded when facing the enemy.
Especially if he could take the initiative to attack. Even if the first attack failed, he would retreat quickly and seize the opportunity to attack again!
"What's wrong? You don't believe me? Let me tell you, if you can obtain Zhang laoshi's true teachings, you might even be able to establish a sect in the future and become a grandmaster. At that time, you'll have to thank me! Sigh! Why are you looking at me like that?"
Seeing Li Yuan's strange expression, Zhuge Dali stopped.
"Did anything happen to you in the shower just now?”Li Yuan asked carefully.
Zhuge Dali's eyes widened. What do you mean? If you have something to say, just say it!"
"It's the kind of accident where you accidentally break your head and cause all the water in the shower head to pour into your head!”Li Yuan said in a matter-of-fact manner.
From Zhuge Dali's distress points 168!
"Get lost! You're the one who's crazy!"
Zhuge Dali pretended to kick Li Yuan, but Li Yuan dodged it perfectly and jumped to the side."
"If your brain isn't filled with water, why would you think that I should thank you for inviting Zhang Weili to KO me? Is there something wrong with my brain?"
Li Yuan knocked on his head as he spoke.
Zhuge Dali was a little speechless. His brain started working again.
He couldn't be cowardly. The more cowardly he was, the more he wouldn't be able to stand out. What should he do? How should he retort?
Ding!
"Haven't you heard that one can only rise above others by suffering the most? Have you ever heard that when heaven is about to give a great responsibility to a man, he must first suffer his mind, work his muscles and bones, starve his skin, empty his body, and disturb his actions? Therefore, he is willing to work hard, endure his nature, and benefit what he cannot do!”
Zhuge Dali, who was like a god helping him, as a top student in science and engineering, actually recited this paragraph so fluently. It was simply shocking.
Even Zhuge Dali himself felt that it was rather magical and became even more smug.
The bros in the live broadcast room were already used to seeing Dali being bullied. Although this girl was not to be trifled with, they had never seen her so powerful in a verbal battle.
"Wow! Dali has risen, awesome!"
"The great Zhuge Dali, she exploded with a magical power. At this moment, all the language class representatives 'souls have been possessed, and Li Yuan has finally been stunned. She's not alone!"
"This is the first time Li Yuan is so speechless. That's right, the edge of a sword is honed, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold. Zhuge Dali has suffered many times, but she was not defeated.”
"Previous poster, I think it should be said that a piece of jade cannot be made into a treasure if it is not polished. Under Li Yuan's tempering, Zhuge Dali is growing healthily!”
"Yes! It was up to the master to lead the disciple into the door and cultivate. This was called teaching the disciple to starve the master!”
"Li Yuan, cry silently! This is all your credit!"
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Huang Lei and He Jiong were also amazed by Zhuge Dali's stroke of genius. Previously, Zhuge Dali had always been someone who didn't say many harsh words. This time, he had finally become someone who said a lot of harsh words.
"You're good! He didn't get a single word wrong in this paragraph! Moreover, it was quite reliable and reasonable to quote the classics!”
After Li Yuan recovered from his shock, he revealed a gratified smile.
"Humph! I've been keeping a low profile all this while. Did you really think that just because I'm a science expert, I won't study Chinese? I've been attending Chinese classes all this time!”
Zhuge Dali shrugged his shoulders."
"Do you still think that water was in my brain just now? I'm doing this for your own good, do you understand? Don't bite Lu Dongbin like a dog, you don't know the heart of a good person!”
"I…"
"What are you?" As if he had been injected with chicken blood, Zhuge Dali felt that his condition was getting better and better. His entire body was filled with fighting spirit as he directly interrupted Li Yuan's speech.
"Have you heard that using copper as a mirror can straighten one's clothes, using people as a mirror can show gains and losses, and using history as a mirror can tell the rise and fall?”
Li Yuan rubbed his nose. This was really difficult for him.
"Yo! There was a passage from Mencius, and now it was the Old Book of Tang? What do I not know about this? The Wei Zheng that Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty talked about, the Wei Zheng who dared to speak out, is his mirror!”
"That's right. I'm also your mirror! In addition, have you heard that the Han Dynasty flourished because it was close to virtuous ministers and distant from villains? Close to the villain, alienate the virtuous minister, is this the reason why the Han Dynasty declined?”
Zhuge Dali took out the "Master's Biography" of Zhuge Liang, a powerful being from his clan, to prove his importance to Li Yuan and his virtue. He smiled and said,"
"Do you know what this means?"
"I know!" Li Yuan nodded.
"Then what do I mean?”Zhuge Dali raised his eyebrows.
Li Yuan leaned forward slightly.
"If my guess is correct, you want me to kiss you?”
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