"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore. Who is this Li Yuan? Are you a crosstalk performer?"
"When I said that I'll be a father for life, I laughed until I was a pig. Now, I'm laughing again.”
"Yes! When he made Zhen Zidan kneel down, I wanted to spit at him. What a twist. So he was KO 'ed!”
"I think Li Yuan is going to be famous! It'll definitely be popular!"
"Look at Teacher Huang and the others. They're laughing so hard that they're about to kneel down in front of him.”
"Why do I feel that Li Yuan is quite handsome? Do you have any detailed information about him?”
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The livestream refreshed at a rapid speed. Li Yuan once again felt a flood of distress points gathering on the system panel.
From these distress points, it could be seen how depressed these friends were usually.
Fortunately, he was here this time. With his own strength, he wanted to let everyone vent their suppressed feelings.
Then, they would happily walk towards a beautiful new life.
He looked at Teacher Huang, Teacher He, and even Zhuge Dali, who were laughing so hard that they didn't care about their image. He waved his hand casually.
"Now you know how powerful I am, right?”
Zhuge Dali snorted.”
"If you say so, I'll lie down. Don't even think about getting me up without two thousand yuan!”
Li Yuan realized that provoking Zhuge Dali seemed to be especially beneficial to his physical and mental health.
"Stop! Wait! Director, shouldn't we talk about the money?”
Huang Lei immediately turned to look at the director.
"Alright, since you guys have already cleaned up the courtyard, let's officially talk about the planning for this episode!”
Wang Zheng picked up the loudspeaker and began the next segment.
The pergola in the courtyard had been cleaned. Huang Lei and He Jiong sat behind the table, showing the style of the program's veterans. Li Yuan and Zhuge Dali sat on both sides.
"Xiao Yuan, quickly go inside and take out Teacher Huang's shoes!”
As the elder of the three seasons, He Jiong naturally understood Huang Lei's style of doing things. Basically, every time he talked about money, he would fly.
"Alright!" Li Yuan nodded and stood up, but before he could stand up, he sat down again.
"Aiya! I can't, Teacher He, I'm a little tired from playing with the mud just now. My whole body is sore. Why don't I let Dali go!”
Li Yuan gave Zhuge Dali a look from afar.
Zhuge Dali didn't shy away from work, or else he wouldn't have fought to make mud. However, he wasn't happy to be assigned work by Li Yuan.
"Me? Are you tired? Why weren't you tired when you ran just now? Why weren't you tired when you were angering people just now?”
"I'm fine! I'm fine!" Seeing that the two young men were about to start fighting again, Huang Lei didn't know whether to laugh or cry as he waved his hand.
"There's no need to take it. When I need flying shoes, I can take them off in time!”
"Don't! If Teacher Huang takes off her shoes, it's a nuclear bomb. At that time, none of us will be able to escape. It's a biochemical weapon!”
He Jiong interrupted from the side, and the two seniors began to insult each other.
"No way! Old He, do you mean my feet stink?”"I don't think I have athlete's foot!"”
"Why don't-Teacher Huang, why don't you use my shoes later? My leg should be fine!"
Li Yuan joined the conversation, displaying the noble character of a young man who dared to take responsibility and contribute.
"You? I'm afraid your feet stink even more?"
Zhuge Dali had already formed a conditioned reflex. As long as Li Yuan spoke, he could not help but want to rebuke him.
"My feet stink?" Even though Huang Lei and He Jiong were in between them, Li Yuan still leaned forward to prove his innocence.
"We're close, but if you say that again, I'll sue you for slander!”
"Isn't it smelly?" Zhuge Dali was not afraid at all and sat upright.
"Have you ever smelled a real stench?”Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders, as if he had entered his memories."
"I'll tell you about it now. The last time I took the subway, guess what happened to me?”
Li Yuan swept his gaze across the crowd.
"Hey! Did he even have to specially give you a sidekick? Alright then! What happened to you?" Huang Lei said with a smile.
"I took the subway and sat next to a man in his thirties. As soon as I got on the bus, he started eating stinky tofu.”
When Li Yuan mentioned this matter, his face was still filled with lingering fear. He seemed to be deeply hurt.
"I don't allow people to eat food with pungent smells on the subway, right?”He Jiong was also immersed in the scene. Although he rarely took the subway, he knew that this situation was not uncommon."You can remind him to pay attention!”
Li Yuan sighed.
"I reminded you! I tried to persuade him, but he just wouldn't listen. He smacked his lips as he ate. It was all over the carriage, and the passengers were all covering their noses!”
"Then what did you do?" Huang Lei continued.
"Me? When I'm angry, I take off my shoes. Isn't it just fighting fire with fire? Who knew that as soon as I took off my shoes, nothing happened to her!”
Li Yuan shrugged.
"That means your feet aren't smelly enough!”
He Jiong concluded.
"Yes!" Li Yuan nodded. I also thought that it might be because I wasn't strong enough, but who knew that two minutes later, everyone in the carriage vomited!”
"Yes, yes---- You threw up all of it?"
Huang Lei wanted to continue playing the supporting role, but his mind went blank. Then, he heard a burst of laughter.
Director Wang Zheng, who was sitting on a stool behind the monitor, flipped over and fell to the ground with a thud. Even though he was laughing so hard that he couldn't control himself, he still glanced at the laptop screen beside him.
As expected, the audience's bullet screen began to flood the screen again.
"F * ck! This was not smelly? Everyone was fine eating stinky tofu, but why did you vomit all of it when you took off your shoes? No, I want to vomit now!”
"Awesome! There was always someone stronger than him. There was always someone stronger than him!”
"Li Yuan's ability to hack is too awesome, 6666!”
"Three minutes of silence for the innocent victims who took the same subway as Li Yuan!”
"Normally, I don't laugh unless I can't help it. I'm going to die of laughter today!”
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Li Yuan naturally couldn't see the bullet screen in the livestream, but he could see the treasure chest that Zhuge Dali dropped!
It was so resplendent and dazzling that golden light overflowed.
[Hint: You have picked up a Golden Treasure Chest]
Open?
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