Keep a low profile, I’m just a cook
35 To the point of spitting blood!

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Compared to the unruly Cao Zhi, Qin Chuan's wisdom impressed Cao Pi even more.

Just from this pair, it could be seen that the youth in front of them was definitely not a cook.

To be able to stay here and not expose his identity, could it be that he was an expert secretly invited by his father?

On this end, Qin Chuan appeared to be very uninterested.

All this while, Qin Chuan had always thought that carving chapters and sentences was just a small trick.

Especially in this chaotic world, scholars were useless.

However, in order to suppress this Cao Clan's brat's spirit, Qin Chuan still pondered for a bit.

After taking a sip of wine, he said casually,

"Listen well, my first half is…"

"Two apes cutting wood in the deep mountains, watch how the little monkey saws.”

Cao Pi and Cao Zhang were still pondering over this couplet. It did not sound too difficult, but they just could not think of it.

At this moment, Cao Zhi's expression had already changed drastically, and another cursing couplet appeared.

He wanted to give her a taste of her own medicine.

The problem was, why couldn't he match it?

A cup of tea's worth of time had passed. Cao Zhi was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan. He stomped his feet and scratched his cheeks, but in the end, he could not think of anything.

"You…"

"I really can't think of anything at the moment.”

Cao Zhi thought to himself that every scholar had one or two absolute secrets.

Just like the cursing couplet he had just come up with, it had stumped countless scholars.

However, he did not believe that Qin Chuan would be able to find a second couplet that stumped him.

"What happened to outstanding literary talent?"

"Alright, I'll accommodate you. One more.”

"Zhang San, Li Si, Wang Er Ma Zi.”

!!!

This, this…

Don't be like this, scolding again!

Cao Pi and Cao Zhang only felt that this couplet was very difficult, but they did not understand the mystery.

However, Cao Zhi knew very well that these three names were obviously thieves. Didn't they correspond to the fact that his three brothers didn't report their names?

Cao Zhi was sweating profusely as he paced back and forth, squatting down and standing up. He finally understood what it meant to be restless.

Another cup of tea's time passed. Cao Zhi scratched his head until his scalp fell off. In the end, he said bitterly,

"I still can't match it…"

"Young man, don't be discouraged."

You want to admit defeat so quickly?

If I don't make you doubt your life today, I'll be letting Old Cao down.

"Then I'll give you the third couplet."

"Filial piety, loyalty, propriety, and honesty."

Cao Zhi,"…Please don't scold me, okay?"

Filial piety, loyalty, faith, propriety, righteousness, integrity and shame are the eight virtues since ancient times.

However, Qin Chuan's couplet only had seven virtues. Didn't this mean that the three of them lacked one virtue and were shameless…

"Third Brother, are you alright?"

Cao Zhang was a fool. How could he understand the essence of this couplet? He only felt that if he couldn't match it, then so be it. Was there a need to hold it in until he couldn't breathe?

Meanwhile, Cao Pi was looking at Qin Chuan with a gloomy gaze.

Monster, this guy was a monster!

It was said that they were matching couplets, but it was fine if they were all absolute, but they did not forget to scold each pair.

How could there be such a person in the world?

"You can't?" Qin Chuan yawned and said weakly,"

"I've already tried my best to accommodate you.”

"Didn't you say that your literary talent is difficult to find an opponent?”

"So you found an opponent in the children's class?”

"Punching Nanshan Elderly Home, kicking Beihai kindergarten, stomping in the morgue, the kind where no one dares to breathe?”

Qin Chuan was definitely using his three-inch fleshy tongue to kill people.

Every word was like a sharp blade stabbing straight into Cao Zhi's heart.

Cao Zhi was such a proud person.

In Xuchang City, he was handsome and elegant, and his literary talent was flying. He did not know how many pretty girls he had charmed.

Countless scholars were proud to receive a poem from him.

However…

Today.

In front of the military camp's kitchen.

His high and mighty face had been thrown to the ground by Qin Chuan, and he even wanted to step on it a few times.

In the end, in order to shut Qin Chuan's mouth, Cao Zhi could only forcefully suppress the pressure in his heart. He bowed and said humbly,"

"I was wrong. Please take me as your disciple. In the future, I will definitely listen to your teachings.”

"Don't, don't, don't! Please don't!" Qin Chuan tossed the empty bottle of wine aside and shifted his butt. He said in disdain,"

"If you're so stupid, how can you be my disciple? Don't let others laugh their heads off. I suggest you go home and study more.”

Cao Zhi stared straight at Qin Chuan, his fists clenched so tightly that cracking sounds could be heard. In Xuchang City, no one had ever dared to speak to him like this. He immediately gritted his teeth and said fiercely,"Don't go too far!"

"Alright, alright. After all, he's Old Cao's son. How about this? I'll give you a simpler one.”

Under Qin Chuan's friendly smile, there was a sinister aura that sent chills down Cao Zhi's spine.

This feeling was not good.

But you can't reject it yet. Who asked you to challenge yourself?

"Come on!"

"Oh…it can't be too difficult." Qin Chuan pretended to have a headache. After a long time, his eyes lit up and he said,

"Plant trees on your grave."

"Make a tree into a coffin for me to live in!"

"Hahaha, I finally met one. That's great!”

Cao Zhi was so happy that he was like a 200-pound child. He danced around and did not know what to do.

Qin Chuan, oh Qin Chuan, you're not invincible!

He had finally saved some face for himself. Otherwise, if word got out, not only would he lose face, but his father would also be slapped in the face.

After enjoying himself for a full five minutes, he realized that Cao Pi and Cao Zhang were looking at him in a daze.

Hmm?

Did I say something wrong?

When he carefully recalled what he had said just now, he only felt his blood rush up, and his body was in turmoil.

Heavens, what kind of stupid thing did I, Cao Zijian, do!

I understand, I understand!

He was deliberately putting the most difficult part in front of him to make himself lose his mind.

And all of this was to pave the way for me to say this stupid sentence!

Monster, he was not human, he was a monster!

Since he gave birth to Qin Chuan, why did he give birth to Cao Zhi!

I'm unwilling!

"Sigh, although this second half of the couplet is not very neat, with your talent, it should be like this. Alright, let me think about it.”

Qin Chuan waved his hand, indicating for them to scram with their tails between their legs.

Puff!

Cao Zhi was so angry that he spat out a mouthful of blood. The blood actually splattered more than ten feet.

"Third brother!"

"Third Brother!"

Cao Pi and Cao Zhang were frightened and hurriedly hugged him.

Qin Chuan stretched out half of his body to take a look, and immediately fell asleep as if it had nothing to do with him. He said leisurely,

"Yes, yes, it was originally for leisure and entertainment. Today, you actually vomited blood. I really admire you.”

"Oh ~" Qin Chuan dragged his tone and said,""You must be trying to prove the second half of the couplet with your actions. I'm impressed, I'm truly impressed.”

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