Love Tribulation?
"Puchi!" Han Lili couldn't help but burst out laughing and pointed at Su Han.
"My fate is in danger? Don't tease me. A guy who understands me will never date me. I've been single for 24 years. Don't you think I'm clearer than you?”
"There's no peach blossom, so where did the peach blossom tribulation come from?？”
The middle-aged woman and fatty frowned. Their expressions gradually became solemn as they looked at Su Han. They realized that things were not as simple as they seemed.
However, Su Han shook his head." You're thinking too much. That's not luck in love. It's a reversal of love!"”
What?
Reverse Peach Blossom Tribulation?
What professional term? It wasn't mentioned in the TV series either?
The three of them were dumbfounded as they waited for Su Han to continue.
"The so-called luck in love means that the person who has this luck will have a romantic encounter in the near future!”
"The so-called peach blossom tribulation refers to the person who has this luck. In the recent love encounter, there is some kind of tribulation!”
"As for the reverse peach blossom tribulation!"
Su Han suddenly became arrogant and pointed at Han Lili!
"But it represents! If you can't find any luck in love, then there will be a calamity!”
"Simply put!"
"If you still can't find a boyfriend! Something big will happen!"
“.......”
There was a short and awkward silence
Pa, pa, pa…
Fatty looked at Su Han with admiration and clapped.
He thought,"
Brother Su had finally grown up. After laying the foundation for so long, his ultimate goal was actually to pick up girls?
"Yes, yes, Master is right!”
After beating around the bush, the auntie finally understood and nodded with admiration.
A master was indeed a master. His method of urging marriage was also so different!
Good!
Then, he looked at Han Lili.
However, she burst out laughing, so much so that her face was wrinkled!
"Haha! I'm dying of laughter! There's actually a reverse peach blossom tribulation?"
"Is this recorded in that book? Historical Records? Liao Zhai? Or the Three Hundred Tang Poems?"
"It can't be from Nizki Suede, right?" Han Lili laughed so hard that she almost choked.”
Han Lili had never seen such a fortune-teller before.
Other fortune-tellers would just swindle some money to spend. This guy looked so young, but he actually wanted to swindle women?
Ha, men!
However, Su Han's expression never changed from the beginning. He remained serious.
"There's a thin part of the life line on your left forehead, and there's a bit of red on the thin part. From the looks of it, you must have suffered a fire-related calamity when you were 13 years old, right?”
13? Fire Calamity?
Han Lili's laughter stopped abruptly and turned into surprise.""How did you know?"
"I told you, I'm a fortune-teller.”Su Han shook his head and continued,"
"Han Lili, you have a very inconspicuous mole at the corner of your mouth. Although the mole is small, it blocks your fortune. Combined with the fact that the bone between your eyebrows is slightly shallow, and with your job, you must have been bullied at work often, right?”
"Your earlobe is intact, but your earhole is slightly to the left. You should have been hospitalized for food poisoning before you were 10 years old, right?”
Ignoring the increasing surprise and panic in Han Lili's eyes, Su Han spoke faster and faster!
"Your first love was when you were 18 years old, but your boyfriend was killed by a car before you could even get together!”
"When you were 15 years old, you didn't do well in your middle school exams and went to a second-class school. The real reason was because it was your first period!”
"You moved when you were 12!”
"You stole your mother's money for the first time when you were 10!”
"You hit someone for the first time when you were eight years old. It should be a boy of the same age!”
"You weren't the one who wet the bed when you were five!"
"When you were three years old, your father! He left the world forever!"
"August 27th, 1994, 23:18 PM! You! Han Lili was born in this world!!”
"Han Lili!" Su Han almost shouted her name and asked sternly,
"Am I right?”
The angry roar almost scared everyone.
Even the old hen outside was so scared that it was like an egg.
"That's right! Everything was right! Stop talking!"
Han Lili covered her ears in panic. She looked at Su Han with fear in her eyes!
Who was this man?
How did he know so much?
Could it be that there was really some kind of divination in the world?
Was he really Master God-Diviner?
"I've said everything I need to say. The reverse peach blossom tribulation in your life is destined. Believe me, I'll help you transcend the tribulation. If you don't believe me, I'll refund your motherf * cking 99 yuan.”
He finished his last sentence.
Su Han silently took an unopened bottle of mineral water from the table and gulped it down.
Sigh.
Nowadays, it was so tiring to fool people…
My mouth is dry
The fat man and the middle-aged woman looked at Han Lili in shock. The latter's originally firm atheist values were shaken as if in the wind and rain.
Everything Master Su said was right.
Other than the things that happened when she was three or five years old, the other things appeared in her mind as if they were vivid.
It was impossible to say that it was a guess.
If he had investigated her since she was born, the possibility was almost zero.
She couldn't possibly spend more than 20 years on a secret investigation just to cheat her mother of 99 yuan.
Stop joking.
Other than that.
Then there was only one possibility left.
This man!
It really was calculated!
"Su... Master... I admit that what you said is right.”Han Lili was silent for a long time. Finally, she gritted her teeth and said,"
"But how are you going to help me get through this calamity?”
"Let me make it clear in advance that our family is not as rich as you think!”
Although Han Lili already believed that Su Han was a hermit, she still believed that he must be after money.
Hey?
Why hasn't Han Lili become my fan?
"I already said that your mom paid for it. It's 99 yuan. I even gave your mom change!”
Su Han pursed his lips and said,
"The solution is very simple. Find a boyfriend within three days and try not to come into contact with women for half a year, especially young women.”
"Get married within a year and have a child within two years. The birth of this child will resolve your tribulation and you will be safe for the rest of your life.”
Find a man…
Han Lili shook her head in disappointment.
How could she not want to find a man?
If she could find a man who was worthy of her, why would she find a woman outside?
However, she did not dare to say this in front of her mother and could only keep it in her heart.
But at this moment!
"I think this master is quite good!”The middle-aged woman suddenly opened her mouth and said,"
"Lily, why don't you try dating Master Su?”
"When we have a grandson, he might even be a master!”
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