"Puchi!"
Su Han couldn't hold back the mineral water in his mouth and spat it out!
Han Lili and Su Han were dumbfounded when they saw the serious look on her face!
"With him?"
"With her?"
"Don't even think about it!"
They rejected him in unison.
Su Han,"Are you kidding me?" I've only been a graduate student for a year, and I'm one year younger than your daughter. Who would be willing to date her!... Although she looked pretty…
Han Lili,"Are you kidding me?" You want me to marry a stinking Taoist priest? He doesn't even have a proper job. Why should I marry him?？
"I'm serious. Don't worry, listen to me ~"
The auntie was obviously interested and analyzed happily,
"It was just a minute ago. I took the opportunity to ask this chubby brother. He told me that Master Su is not only a divine diviner, but also a graduate student in the Chinese Department of Nanjing University!”
"Besides, Master Su passed the national examination and got into the local civil service. He has a good job in the secular world.”
There's a traitor!
Su Han's sharp gaze immediately swept across Fatty Li Fei, his eyes filled with killing intent!
F * ck, you sold me out in a minute!
I won't kill you when I get back!
Fatty, on the other hand, was like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water. He actually turned his head and whistled.
"You passed the national examination?" Han Lili suddenly said.
"Yes... Ah! Jinling's Public Security Department." Su Han braced himself and replied.
"That's right!" The auntie immediately beamed with joy.
"Both of you are graduate students and civil servants. Our Jia Lili is very beautiful, and Master Su is very handsome even in his Taoist robe. Most importantly, with the two of you together and Master Su's fortune-telling, our generation will be safe!”
"If I have a child, I, Yang Meili, will quit my job without a second word and take care of your child. Ahahaha!"
Everyone was happy!
The middle-aged woman's face was glowing red. In front of her, there seemed to be a scene of her children and grandchildren.
......
It was over! He lost control!
Su Han was dumbfounded.
Well, in order to earn 99 yuan, she had to sacrifice her innocence!
What should he do?
Forget it, since the situation was already unable to be shouted at, it was better to wipe the soles of his feet!
Thinking of this, Su Han's expression suddenly changed drastically.”
The auntie was shocked and asked subconsciously,"What's wrong, son-in-law? What happened?"
F * ck!
The son-in-law is out!
If he didn't slip away, it would be difficult to keep his innocence!
"Just now, my left and right eyelids twitched, and then I counted with my fingers!”
I don't think the gas is turned off!"
After saying that, Su Han did not give anyone time to react and quickly ran out of the house!
At the same time-
"Auntie, you guys chat first. I'll go back and turn off the gas first!”
With that, Su Han disappeared from everyone's sight.
"This child, why didn't he check if the gas was turned off when he went out? It's already noon..." The middle-aged woman mumbled a few words of concern. Then, her gaze landed on Fatty.
"By the way, little fatty, I haven't asked you your name yet.”
Faced with the auntie's enthusiasm, Fatty wiped his cold sweat.
"My name is Li Fei. You can call me Xiao Fei or Fatty."
"Then Auntie will call you Xiao Fei. I said, Xiao Fei, how's Xiao Su's family? How many houses in Jinling? Do you have a car? What do parents do? Also, his phone number, QQ, and WeChat. Write them all down for me."
........
Fatty Li Fei was left alone in the evil claws of the auntie.
As for Su Han, he returned to the dormitory while panting heavily. Without a word, he took off his Daoist robe!
"It's all because of this lousy Daoist robe!"
However, on second thought-
"It's not a disaster. Although I caused some trouble, I got a Divine Calculation System.”
After laughing for a while, Su Han went to the bathroom to take a shower. When he came out, he casually put on a basketball jersey and played with his phone.
There was actually nothing fun about the phone. After playing with it for a while, he got bored and thought of the divine calculation system.
He opened the system interface.
Character: Su Han
Divine Arithmetic: Face Arithmetic
Fan Points: 6
Huh?
His fan value had increased again?
Su Han hadn't paid much attention to the increase in his fan points, but he could guess that it must have been Aunt Yang Meili's contribution.
" But this is only a little fan value. It seems like this auntie doesn't trust me very much."
Other than Su Han, there was no one else in the dormitory.
Bored, he thought about how to develop his fortune-telling career and accumulate more fans so that he could know what the system could give him.
As he thought about it.
Suddenly!
You have a new WeChat message ~
Someone is looking for me?
Su Han casually opened WeChat and realized that a new friend had added his WeChat account.
Her nickname was 'Smiling Fairy.'
His profile picture was a cartoon version of One Piece, Luffy.
"Hey! The gender was actually female? It seemed like another tea seller!”Su Han was immediately interested.
Of course, he was not interested in the owner of the WeChat account.
This kind of person who didn't even know you and casually added you as a friend with an ambiguous nickname and a female account was 99% a liar.
Chatting with you might be a foot-picking macho man or an artificial retard.
What Su Han was interested in was the fun of playing a one-on-one game with the burly man!
Three months ago, he was lucky enough to experience it once, but he still wanted more…
Add her as a friend, then add her as Tea Leaf Girl #1!
He casually typed another message!
One Piece of Pancake: Hello, pretty lady, nice to meet you ~~ How much is your tea for a catty ~~#Dog Head
A pastry was naturally Su Han's WeChat name.
After sending out this message, Su Han quietly waited for the tea girl's response.
At the same time.
Jinling.
Ishida Market.
Han Lili was stunned when she saw the message from One Piece of Pancake!
Her face turned red and she couldn't help but curse after a long time!
"This damn fortune-teller…Are you stupid?"
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