Li Shi Min: "???"
Zhangsun Wuji was speechless.
Wei Zheng was speechless.
“？？？”
Cheng Yaojin's heart skipped a beat.
F * ck, what did I just say?？？
I actually said that His Majesty is a fart?!!
F * ck, f * ck, f * ck!
He had been led astray by Lin Ce…
"Old Cheng, although I know that I, Old Li, am a nobody, there's no need for you to always emphasize it, right?”
Li Shimin looked at Cheng Yaojin with a dark face.
“……”
Cheng Yaojin wanted to cry.
So, after saying it this time, His Majesty is blaming me for what Lin Ce said previously?？
"Old Cheng, every time you say Old Li is a fart, how much do you look down on him?”
Lin Ce patted Cheng Yaojin's shoulder sympathetically.
"Old Cheng, my condolences."
Zhangsun Wuji also patted Cheng Yaojin's shoulder.
Cheng Yaojin was speechless.
F * ck, looks like I'm going to take the blame.
This group of black-hearted people could really distort the truth!
They were all led astray by Lin Ce!
"Old Li, I apologize to you.”
Cheng Yaojin was terrified and immediately drank three bowls of wine to apologize.
"Come, let's do it together."
Li Shi Min didn't pursue the matter and quickly raised his wine bowl.
"What are you doing? Old Li, drink less.”
Wei Zheng was a little unhappy.
He knew very well that whenever the Emperor drank too much, he would talk nonsense.
A dignified emperor was drunk. What was he saying? Where was the dignity that an emperor should have?
He had already drunk two or three bowls, yet he still wanted to drink!
"Uh…"
Li Shimin saw Wei Zheng's stern expression and couldn't help but be scared.
In the past, every time he got drunk, he was scolded by Wei Zheng.
But soon, he reacted.
F * ck, I'm not the emperor of the Tang Empire.
I'm Old Li now. Why can't I drink too much?
"Come, come, come. Cheers!"
Lin Ce saw something and couldn't help but laugh. He quickly clinked glasses with Li Shimin.
"Cheers!"
Good heavens, Li Shi Min was also agitated and finished a big bowl on the spot.
Then, he filled their cups with wine and downed them in one gulp."Come on, let's continue. Let's do it together.”
It was as if she was deliberately trying to get angry with Wei Zheng.
"Old Li, that's too much. Don't drink too much. Sister-in-law asked me to watch over you. It's not good to drink too much.”
Wei Zheng's expression darkened as he advised again.
"Alright, alright. Isn't it just a few bowls of wine?”
Li Shi Min waved his hand.
"How many bowls of wine?" Wei Zheng frowned. Was this a matter of a few bowls of wine? Don't you know what to do?”
"Are you annoying? He nagged non-stop every day. Wasn't it just drinking? Do you have to do that?"
Li Shimin was also drunk, and he glared at Wei Zheng impatiently.
"Look at yourself now. Is this reasonable? Tangtang…"
Wei Zheng was also angry, but he stopped halfway.
He almost said that he was the emperor.
Phew...
Li Shi Min was so scared that he quivered and thought that it was a close call.
His identity was almost exposed by Wei Zheng!
"You're a righteous young man, but you're drinking like a local ruffian. How many times have I told you before? A man should pay attention to his manners.”
Wei Zheng also reacted quickly and quickly changed his words.
Li Shimin was speechless.
Lin Ce was speechless.
Zhangsun Wuji was speechless.
Cheng Yaojin was speechless.
Lin Ce couldn't help but laugh." Old Wei, don't try to persuade him. I'll tell you a secret. Old Li is a little timid. My wine is also good for nourishing the kidney, so he must be a glutton."”
Li Shimin was speechless.
F * ck, can you not tell everyone that I'm weak!
You're really bad!
"Is this tonic wine?"
Wei Zheng was stunned.
" Of course." Lin Ce nodded." This is a good wine that I made with good herbs to nourish the kidney."”
"You should have said earlier that this is a tonic wine. Come, come, come. Old Li, let me toast you. Come, drink this bowl.”
Wei Zheng immediately perked up. Not only did he stop persuading Li Shimin, he even poured a full bowl for him.
Li Shimin was speechless.
Lin Ce was speechless.
Zhangsun Wuji was speechless.
Cheng Yaojin was speechless.
F * ck!
It seemed that this Old Wei was also weak…
Lin Ce looked at Wei Zheng and said," But then again, Old Wei, you really look like a person when you were advising Old Li just now."”
"Like who?"
Wei Zheng looked at him in confusion.
"Have you heard of Wei Zheng, the beloved minister of the Tang Emperor?" Lin Ce smiled and said deliberately.
It was said that Wei Zheng was famous for his stubborn temper. He was very straightforward and was famous for his outspoken remonstrance.
As long as the emperor of the Great Tang does something wrong, he will nag and persuade him endlessly.
I heard that the emperor of the Great Tang has been lectured by him many times.”
Wei Zheng was speechless.
Li Shimin was speechless.
F * ck, isn't this kid too sharp?
Old Wei's behavior was very similar to Wei Zheng's?
"Speaking of Wei Zheng, he actually has a headache. He often persuades the emperor, but sometimes the effect is not good. He still doesn't use the right method.”
Lin Ce continued.
He wanted to teach Wei Zheng how to mess with Li Shimin.
"Oh? Then tell me, do you have any good ideas?”
Wei Zheng's interest was piqued.
Li Shimin was speechless.
F * ck!
This kid is trying to teach Wei Zheng how to make things difficult for me!
Moments later.
"For example, the issue of drinking." Lin Ce laughed.
If I were Wei Zheng, I would tell the emperor that drinking too much will make you sick.
There's a disease that you've definitely never heard of. It's alcoholic liver.
This was also a type of liver disease. If one drank a lot of alcohol for a long time, one might suffer from alcoholic liver disease.”
Li Shimin was speechless.
F * ck, as expected of a divine doctor. He was able to persuade people not to drink so well.
Li Shimin felt that Lin Ce was right.
However, he was not afraid. He felt that he was fine after drinking for so many years.
Moreover, he felt that this alcoholic liver should not be a serious illness.
Wei Zheng quickly asked,"Then what harm will alcoholic liver do to people?"”
"It will develop into alcoholic liver disease, and even lead to liver cancer," said Lin Ce.
I've told you before about liver encircling. It's the kind that can easily lead to hepatic distension and cause a man to have symptoms of pregnancy.
Tell me, if I tell Tian Zi that he drank too much, that he will have liver distension and that he will have a belly as big as a pregnant woman, will he not be afraid?
How can he not listen to advice?"
Li Shimin was speechless.
Zhangsun Wuji was speechless.
Cheng Yaojin was speechless.
You f * cking scared the sh * t out of me!
"This is really a good idea. Lin Ce, you are indeed a divine doctor and a genius. You really have a way!”
Wei Zheng's eyes lit up.
Lin Ce continued," Ol 'Wei, let me remind you that you already have liver disease. So, you must not stop taking the medicine. Don't really suffer from hepatic distension in the future."”
Wei Zheng was speechless.
[Hint: Wei Zheng's mental breakdown is brewing…]
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