"F * ck, you're just an ADC, you went to tank the tower, f * cking play!”
"Pa!"
Jiang Chen angrily threw away his headphones and lit a cigarette.
There was no way to play this game. The intelligence of his teammates was really not on the line.
"Forget it, let's just join the group chat!"
Just as he was about to open the Group chats, a notification sounded in his ear.
He took a closer look and realized that someone had invited him into the group.
"Ding!"
"Unparalleled Heaven invites you to join the chat group.”
He didn't know who invited him to join the group again. It just so happened that he had chatted with dozens of groups before. Perhaps joining a new group was a good choice.
However, Jiang Chen still chose to open the group profile and check the information.
"The group leader is very lazy.”
" Member profile: 5."
" Group Leader: Unparalleled."
" Administrator: 0 "
" Group members: Fellow Daoist, please wait. The Fighting Buddha of the Spirit Mountain, the number one Divine General of the Heavenly Court, God Erlang, and the Love Saint Joker.”
Jiang Chen couldn't help but laugh.
What the hell was this?
Monkey King, Casanova?
What a joke!
A chuunibyou!
He decided to be a chuunibyou!
Jiang Chen said that they all had chuunibyou syndrome!
However, after hesitating for a moment, he still chose to join the Group chats.
It couldn't be helped. It was really boring.
Now, he had confirmed to join the Group chats and was waiting for the approval to pass.
At this moment!
In the chat group.
The group leader, Unparalleled Heaven, muted the group and sent a message.
"I just invited a new member to add some color to our chat group. When the ban is lifted, you can speak actively."
In the next second!
Silence lifted!
The group exploded.
What?
There's a newcomer?
Who was it?
Fellow Daoist, please stay." Newcomer? I just don't know if he's a disciple of our three religions. Don't be so stupid as to join our group."”
"Those who are not from my sect must have different intentions!”
The Fighting Buddha of Spirited Mountain: "@ Fellow Daoist, please wait. You're a little wrong. What do you mean that disciples of the three religions can't join the Group chats? Isn't the demon race fragrant? Isn't it good to have a newcomer ordering him around?"”
"Eh, right, the new member should be a big shot, right? Only big shots can enter the group.”
The number one War God of the Heavenly Court, Yang Erlang: " I don't care about anything else. It's just that this time, I hope that a fairy will come. At least let us single men have some thoughts."”
"I was daydreaming again last night when I looked at the moon. My uncle is really dishonest. Not only did he get married himself, but he also didn't let us pick up girls.”
"The officials are allowed to set fires, but the commoners are not allowed to light lamps.”
Joker:
"F * ck, that's right. How good would it be if I had a girl? Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to do anything with my ability. Three-eyes, you're right this time. Your brain circuits are bursting!”
" Come, say it with me. I'll say, sister, you say, yes, sister, sister, yes."
"I'm starting to take in disciples now. The 18 Styles of Picking Up Girls passed down from my ancestors. With this secret manual in hand, it won't be a dream to bid farewell to being single.”
...............
Just as they were chatting happily, the group leader, Unrivalled Heaven, muted them again.
Then, a pop-up screen appeared in the group.
"Alright, you guys can chat later. I'll explain the situation first.”
"Speaking of which, the person we summoned this time doesn't seem to be some mythical big shot. I don't know his exact identity either. He was recommended by the system.”
" But it's precisely because it was recommended by the system that we should pay more attention to it. It's because we all know how magical the system is. Otherwise, how could we, mythical figures from different timeline, gather together? In that case, I can say that this person is extraordinary.”
"Of course, this is just my guess. What happened later finally proved my thoughts. The system began to introduce this person.”
"Alright, I will now send him the introduction given by the system. You can all take a look."
He was a fighter in the chat group, the king of the mythological realm, the bookworm of knowledge, and the leader of various fields.
He was proficient in all kinds of things in mythology, including love, history, cultivation, debate, and Chinese studies. He was a god-like figure in the chat group.
His looks had reached the peak, and his life had reached the climax.
Silence!
A deathly silence!
The previously lively group chat was now empty.
After a long time, the group started to explode.
Joker:
"Who is this person? Is my title of Casanova going to change hands?”
Heavenly Court's number one War God:
"F * ck, as long as what the introduction says is true, I, Yang Erlang, am willing to respect him as my big brother.”
" Big brother above, please accept this little brother's bow. Don't say anything. Just a word of 'big brother', and I'll always be your big brother. I, Erlang, am willing to call you the strongest. I want to let Fairy Chang'e know that I'm not a big pig trotter…"
"I feel like my life has reached its climax. I feel like my life has reached its peak.”
Fellow Daoist, please wait.
"Just who is this fellow Daoist? You can obtain…The title of fighter jet!"
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