At night, Uncle Nine and Neidan were jumping around on the mountain path. The scene was very harmonious.
"This is the first time I've prepared so many items to deal with a zombie!”
Uncle Nine murmured softly. Then, he held a copper coin in his hand and threw it at Neidao's back.
"Ah!"
Uncle Nine quickly pretended to be hit by the Taoist priest's gold coin dart and rolled on the ground. At the same time, he narrowed his eyes to see Neidan's reaction. However, Neidan did not react at all. Instead, he looked at Uncle Nine as if he was watching a show.
What the f * ck, is this useless? Ninth Uncle pretended to be injured and rolled around. He wanted to cry but had no tears. Could this zombie have been a Maoshan Taoist in his previous life? Why didn't any spiritual artifacts work?
"What's wrong with you?"
Neidan looked at Uncle Nine, who was tossing and turning on the ground, and asked with a grin. Then, he pulled Uncle Nine up and said," Why do you keep getting hit?"”
Always falling for it? It's all because of you!
Ninth Uncle said in a corpse-like voice," There's a Taoist priest. I've been getting beaten up. Why are you fine?!"”
After saying that, Ninth Uncle poked Ninja's body and found that Ninja's body was indeed in the form of a zombie. He was very puzzled.
"I don't know either. A few days ago, a Taoist priest stabbed me with a talisman arrow, but I was fine.”After saying that, Ninja touched his own body. If zombies could have expressions, they would be very proud of themselves.
Ninth Uncle frowned. It seemed that this zombie was not going to fall for Taoist skills.
" What should I do now?" Ninth Uncle thought to himself in distress as he looked at Ninja's face. Finally, he stomped his feet and decided to give it a try!
As he spoke, he pointed to the back of the Ninja." Look, there's someone!”
After turning around, Uncle Nine took out the golden sword and stabbed it into Ninja's body. As soon as the golden sword touched Ninja, it shattered on the ground.
"No, I didn't."
"Look again, there! There's a Taoist priest."
After tricking Ninja, Uncle Nine took out the Bagua mirror and looked at Ninja under the moonlight, but there was still no reaction.
It was useless!
How could this be?
Ninth Uncle looked at the Bagua mirror in his hand speechlessly. In the end, he threw it away helplessly and raised his arms again, pretending to be a zombie.
"I don't see the Taoist priest."
Neidan looked at Uncle Nine in confusion. Uncle Nine held his forehead and sighed helplessly.
"I, I still have something to do. I won't be going to Ren Town.”
After saying that, Uncle Nine pretended to be a zombie and jumped back. Suddenly, he felt a burst of pleasure and went to the river to untie his belt.
Neidan saw Uncle Nine suddenly stop by the river, and when he saw that Uncle Nine could urinate, he roared and jumped toward Uncle Nine.
"Oh no, I forgot that zombies can't pee.”
Looking at Ren Tingting who was about to reach him, Ninth Uncle jumped into the river in a panic.
"Roar!"
Ninja stood on the riverbank and looked at Uncle Nine when he was young. He roared and waved his arms.
"Just you wait, I'll remember you!"
Ninth Uncle turned a deaf ear to him. He used all his strength to wave his arms and swim away quickly in the river.
F * ck, Ninth Uncle was really out of ideas when he encountered a zombie that wasn't even afraid of magic treasures!
It was simply a show that made his scalp tingle!
Ninth Uncle left without looking back. Forget it, as long as there was life, there was hope. They had to retreat strategically first.
Thunder techniques could restrain all evil spirits and ghosts in the world. It was better to return to Ren Town first and contact his disciple, Shen Tian, to see if there was any way to restrain them…
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At the same time, Shen Tian sat in Ren Tingting's room. Although the room was filled with fragrance, Shen Tian's surroundings were filled with the fragrance of ink.
Ren Tingting's eyes were fixated on Shen Tian. She was entranced, but when she thought about her third grandfather's whereabouts, she was also in a mess.
Especially when he thought that his third grandfather would become like his grandfather. After the corpse transformation, he would kill people everywhere. Countless people would die. Moreover, after the corpse transformation, he would also be in danger.
"Brother Shen, didn't they say that zombies like blood from their closest kin the most? What if it comes to me?”
Ren Tingting looked at Shen Tian anxiously. She was referring to her third grandfather.
Shen Tian was the only person she could trust at this time. She did not know who else she could rely on other than Shen Tian.
"Wear this and hide it well when you meet Third Master.”
Shen Tian randomly picked a piece of paper with the word 'tasteless' written on it and handed it to Ren Tingting.
"Will this work?"
Ren Tingting held the piece of paper and said suspiciously. It wasn't like she didn't see it just now. Wasn't this a piece of paper taken out from the waste paper?
Would it work?
Brother Shen didn't look like he was trying to fool people, but it was a little ridiculous that such a piece of paper could protect his safety.
Shen Tian ignored Ren Tingting's question. He looked at the words in front of him and pondered over them carefully.
Every time he used his spiritual power to write some majestic words in this calligraphy, he would feel a wave of dizziness, making it even more difficult to write.
For example, he couldn't write the third stroke when he wrote the word 'Heaven'. Could it be that using spiritual power to write at this time meant that he wanted to create something?
"Try this." Shen Tian then wrote the word 'fire' and found it easy.
Shen Tian could feel the Spirit Power contained in the word. Just as he was about to write, he realized that even if he wanted to pour more Spirit Power into it, the word could only accept a little.
Ren Tian threw the paper out of the window. With a thought, sparks appeared on the paper, and then the entire paper burned.
"Wow!" Ren Tingting looked at the paper outside the window in disbelief. The doubts in her heart instantly disappeared as she said.
"Brother Shen, are you really just writing? You can start a fire just by writing a word!"
Ren Tingting looked at Shen Tian with admiration. Suddenly, her expression changed as she asked seriously.
"Brother Shen, can you write the word 'money'?”
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