Master Guofeng who started from yearning
4 What good will it do you to laugh me to death?

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The group of them came to the bamboo forest. He Jiong did not want Jiang Feng to do it directly at first because he needed the effect of the variety show. Instead, he let Jiang Feng guide them from the side.

The first task of cutting the bamboo naturally fell on the head of the Leviathan Cabbage.

As Jiang Feng was selecting the materials, he suddenly heard a strange cry,"Ahhhhh ~~~~"

Turning his head, he saw that the Leviathan Caicu was screaming as it raised the chopper high up in the air and chopped down heavily on a bamboo tree.

However, the angle of his attack was too stupid. With a bang, the chopper bounced off and almost hit a cameraman beside him.

"Hey, Little Cai, what are you doing?" Teacher He Jiong was anxious. This chopper was not a joke. If someone was injured, no one could bear the responsibility.

"Um." Cai Xu Kun was slightly taken aback and immediately spread out his hands,"Don't blame me. This bamboo is too hard.”

Even the audience in front of the screen could not accept this explanation, let alone He Jiong.

You almost hit someone, but you didn't apologize and insisted that the bamboo was too hard.

This blame shifting was simply at Xiu-Er's level!

"I'm so stupid. What is this? I'm looking forward to the new season and asking him to be a guest. I won't watch it even if you beat me to death.”

"This guy is too disgusting. I saw that knife almost hit the cameraman's head.”

However, the fans of the Leviathan Cake obviously could not accept the comments from the netizens and immediately began to spammer.

"What do you know? He started slandering Kun Kun? Can you blame Kun Kun for this?"

"That's right. Kunkun already said that it's because the bamboo is too hard. All of you scolded Kun Kun with ulterior motives.”

"You haters who scolded Kun Kun. Did you see how hard Kun Kun worked?”

After this interlude, no one dared to let the Leviathan raise its blade again.

Jiang Feng picked up the chopper and prepared to do it himself.

Jiang Feng walked to a thick bamboo with a hatchet in his hand, bent down, and swung four times.

Then, without even looking at it, he walked to the next bamboo.

After chopping down two bamboos, someone noticed this detail. Little sister Zi Feng came to the side of one of the bamboos that he had chopped. After taking a look, she shouted in surprise,

"Brother Jiang Feng, how did you do it? This is too magical."

When the cameraman heard this, he quickly aimed his camera at the bamboo. Only then did the audience realize something was wrong.

It turned out that Jiang Feng's four slashes had come down from four different directions, and each slash had cut through the center of the bamboo, completely cutting it down.

However, it miraculously remained standing.

Jiang Feng turned around and said mischievously,""Hurry up and come over. Stop shouting.”

"Ah?" Sister Zi Feng's face was blank as she ran to Jiang Feng's side and asked,""Why can't I talk beside the bamboo?”

Jiang Feng looked at her cute expression and decided to tease her again. He deliberately lowered his voice and said,"

"I cut the bamboo when it wasn't paying attention. If you shout, what if it comes back to its senses?”

"What? Is it like this?" Sister Zi Feng was stunned.

The audience in front of the screen spat out a mouthful of water.

"Hahaha, God cut the bamboo when it wasn't paying attention. What good is it for you to laugh me to death?”

"This Brother Jiang Feng is too funny. What if he comes back to his senses? Hahahaha."

"Wow, this little brother is so handsome and his words are so interesting.”

"Brother Jiang Feng is really a natural for acting. I just realized that the camera was still a little reserved, but now you can joke around.”

Zi Feng finally realized that Jiang Feng was teasing him, and he said to Xiao Ju,""Sister Xiao Ju, Brother Jiang Feng is bullying me!”

Xiao Ju walked to the two of them and slapped Jiang Feng's arm." Speak nicely. Our Sister Zi Feng is not a three-year-old child. Would she believe you if you said that?"”

"Then what should I say?" Seeing Xiao Ju's eyes start to light up, Jiang Feng cooperated and asked.

"You have to tell her that the bamboo is asleep. If you speak loudly, you will wake it up.”Xiao Ju started laughing halfway through her sentence.

Jiang Feng also started to laugh. Only Sister Zifeng could not stand it anymore. She stomped her feet and said coquettishly,""Sister Xiao Ju, you're bad too. You're as bad as Brother Jiang Feng.”

After putting the Leviathan Cabbage aside, Jiang Feng and the two girls quickly cut the bamboo that they needed.

During this process, the three of them joked with each other and laughed non-stop, making the audience in the live broadcast room happy.

"This part is really too exciting. When these three people are together, there's really a chemical reaction. I'm laughing so hard that my cheeks are starting to hurt.”

"I'm already laughing so hard that I don't have any strength left in my body. If this continues, I'll die of laughter in front of the screen.”

"I strongly request Brother Jiang Feng to join the production team. I want to see him tease Sister Zi Feng and argue with Xiao Ju every day.”

"I'm officially announcing that I've become Brother Jiang Feng's fan. I'm going to Weibo to get him a fan page and let him join the program. Are there any sisters who want to join us?”

Unexpectedly, this bullet screen caused a huge response. A large number of viewers responded to this suggestion.

At this moment, Jiang Feng also received a system notification.

" The mission to attract attention has been completed. The host has successfully obtained 300,000 attention points. The reward is a big gift bag.'

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