"Silence!" The history teacher was a middle-aged man in his fifties. He was tall and his hair was a little gray. He had a solemn expression and was extremely dignified.
Everyone immediately quieted down.
"Student Yang Fan, may I ask if you have completely mastered the knowledge of history?”
Yang Fan's eyelids drooped. It was obvious that he had not slept enough. He nodded slightly."Almost."
"Alright, let me test you. Why did the 1898 reform fail?”
After the history teacher finished speaking, the students flipped through their history books.
Yang Fan rubbed his eyelids, glanced at the history teacher, and started talking non-stop.
"The reason why the reform of 1898 failed was firstly because the people of Guangxu and the reformists were too scholarly. In other words, they only had the ability to plan, but not the ability to execute. Planning, decision-making, and execution skills must be paid attention to and practiced at all times, especially execution. I've never seen it on paper, and I know that I have to do it myself…"
"Secondly, the Guangxu and the reformists did not have the idea of taking things slowly. They were too hasty and anxious. Within 100 days, dozens of orders were issued in succession, hoping to turn the country's huge aircraft carrier to 180. It would be impossible for it not to capsize…"
"Third…"
It extended all the way to the third and fourth points.
Yang Fan's answer was flawless.
As the history teacher listened, he tried to understand. When the other party said some unfamiliar and obscure words, he did not forget to record them in his lesson plan.
Five minutes later.
Yang Fan's mouth was a little dry. He casually picked up the mineral water on Zhou Zhizi's table and took a sip. Then, he put it back, making Zhou Zhizi a little at a loss. However, Yang Fan continued to say,"Is it enough? If that's not enough, I can list at least ten reasons for failure throughout history.”
"Enough, enough!"
The history teacher quickly waved his hand.
With Yang Fan's knowledge reserves, in answering this question, it had completely exceeded the scope of what he knew.
However, he was a history teacher. How could he admit defeat?
Therefore, he began to put aside the main topic of the college entrance examination and began to test Yang Fan with his decades of historical knowledge.
"I still have a few questions for you.”
"Please speak."
History teacher: " As the saying goes, go to the toilet and go to the kitchen. Why do you mean go to the toilet and go to the kitchen?”
The teacher asked.
Everyone was curious.
"Since ancient times, there have been five elements in China. The five elements correspond to five directions. The ancient toilet was built in the north and the kitchen was built in the south. When they went to the south, they were used to saying that they went south (the emperor went to Jiangnan). When they went to the north, they were used to saying that they went north (north to resist the Japanese). When they went to the toilet, they had to go to the north of the courtyard, so they said to go to the toilet. When he wanted to go to the kitchen, he had to go to the south side of the courtyard, so he said to go to the kitchen.”
The history teacher was shocked again and continued to ask,"Why is the saying no three no four?”
Yang Fan replied,"The ancients called the sky one and the earth two. Therefore, the sum of heaven and earth was three, and three became the representative of the whole. Trilogy, Three Provinces, Three Thoughts, Three People, etc. As for the four principles, they were comprehensive and meant to be satisfactory, such as the four vajras, the four masters, the four bodies, the four arts, the four books, and so on. Therefore, people who did not do good things were collectively called shady.”
The history teacher felt a lump in his chest, and he was a little breathless.
He then asked," Why isn't there a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?”
"This is interesting!" "Nobel mentioned in his will: Reward those inventions or discoveries that have made great contributions to mankind. He did not believe that mathematics was a practical science that humans could benefit from, so mathematics was excluded from the Nobel Prize. In fact, Nobel had once proposed to a lady, and she had married a mathematician named Mitte Leffler. They had both deceived Nobel. Nobel had never married. He hated mathematics.”
"Hahaha…"
After Yang Fan finished speaking, the whole class burst into laughter.
The history teacher, on the other hand, held onto the lectern, his heart almost puking out blood.
He asked again.
"The origin of the Prime Minister's stomach?”
Yang Fan replied again.
"During the Song Dynasty, Prime Minister Wang Anshi lost his wife in middle age and married a concubine named Jiao Niang. The life of an old man and a young wife made Jiao Niang secretly have fun with the young servant. After Wang Anshi knew about it, he was furious, but he endured it again and again. He simply lured Jiao Niang to tell the truth during the Mid-Autumn Festival poetry recital. However, Jiao Niang said that the prime minister's stomach could support a boat, so Wang Anshi knew her pain. He gave her a thousand taels of silver and sent her to marry his servant.”
"Awesome."
"You even know this."
"I've learned a lot."
"Why does it feel greenish?"
“……”
"Bang!"
The history teacher slammed his head against the blackboard, hating his lack of knowledge.
He knew that he could not trouble Yang Fan in this aspect.
Hence, he asked a question that he had no clue about,"
"Have you heard of a fish called the Five-Colored Fish?”
Yang Fan thought for a moment and replied,"Teacher, are you talking about the five-colored fish that produced the Water Classic Notes?"。”
He even knew about this?
The history teacher held his forehead and asked,"
"Then, Half-Faced Fish?"
Yang Fan immediately replied,"Show me the membership journal."
"Then, Qieyu?"
"It's from Er Ya."
The history teacher pounded his chest and stomped his feet." I've lost, I've lost. Go back to sleep. Don't snore!"”
"Hahaha!"
The whole class burst into laughter again.
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