I waited and waited. Finally, the bus for Route 143 arrived. The bus was packed with people.
I quickly ran to the front door of the bus. I stood on the steps of the bus, but it was so crowded that I couldn't put a foot in front of me. I bumped left and right before squeezing to the front of the card reader. Beep! The sound of the card swiping brought cheerful music to the bus. When I arrived at the M road station, people got off one after another. The car suddenly became a little more relaxed. Just as I was secretly rejoicing, more people rushed into the car like a tide, squeezing me so much that I had to move quickly into the car. I thought to myself, how nice it would be if there were empty seats in the car! This way, I can sit. If there were twice as many people in the car, how refreshing would the air be? But that was impossible.
He was a little dizzy and had to grab the armrest tightly.
Not to mention that the friend banquet was really good. In the banquet hall on the seventh floor of the Oriental Riverside Hotel, Lien Chan and the Taiwan businessmen had lunch here. Due to the warm atmosphere, a total of 34 tables were filled.
The bright red menu was arranged vertically in traditional Chinese characters. The menu was bound with golden silk threads. When the scroll was opened, it felt quite Chinese. The dishes included a cold welcome plate, a bowl of Shen Cheng wine, Jiangnan crystal prawns, jade pearls and big black ginseng, original cage lotus fragrant duck, crab powder braised white jade, rare mushroom abalone crisp, snow bamboo shoots steamed yellow fish, Shanghai grilled vegetables, wine brewed with children's light twisted, Ji Gui Xi Han Lou Xiao Yuan, and fresh fruits. On the wine table
After the banquet ended, he had to rush back to school. In the afternoon, the school was going to hold some kind of honorary teacher conference commendation ceremony.
Three years ago today, I graduated from university and returned to my hometown to be a teacher. I still remember the first thing I did at work. He helped the second-year politics teacher mark the final exam papers online. This scene was still vivid in his mind. In the blink of an eye, it had been three years. Looking back on the road he had walked in the past three years, although it was very difficult, he was more happy, happy, and ordinary. He could finally reflect on it.
This job was not suitable for him. This was a glorious but poor profession. With his character, he was not qualified to do it.
If he didn't go back to the meeting now, he would definitely be criticized by the director of the Youth League Committee and even have his bonus deducted. He had reduced his benefits, and now everything was linked to attendance. He would deduct his bonus at any time.
" Master! Master! Stop the car!" Liu Fengwu shouted as he clutched his stomach with one hand and grabbed the armrest with the other.
He probably drank too much at the banquet and ate too much. Now, his stomach was extremely uncomfortable. This kind of discomfort made people sweat. It was not pain, but the urge to go to the toilet.。Liu Fengwu clenched his legs tightly. He was afraid that if he was not careful, he would not be able to control the airflow and erupt from behind. If that happened, he would lose all his face. Tomorrow's headline would be,'A certain public bus is covered in gold, speeding in a thick atmosphere.' All the passengers and drivers vomited non-stop. Some got out of the car through the door, some jumped out of the window, and some fainted. His handsome image was gone.
"Master, master, if you don't stop, I'll jump out of the car.”Liu Fengwu shouted again.
When the driver heard this, he quickly stepped on the emergency brake, stopped the car, and opened the door. He turned his head and looked back, wanting to see who was crazy enough to get off in this remote place.
When Liu Fengwu saw that the car had stopped, he held his stomach with one hand and his butt with the other as he rushed down. As he ran, he turned around and said," Master, I need to go to the toilet. Wait for me. It won't be long. I just need five minutes."”
Less than five seconds after Liu Fengwu got off the bus, the bus sped forward.
" F * ck, you're really not something. Aren't you going to say it? Give me five minutes," Liu Fengwu cursed.
However, he was not in the mood to complain about the inhumanity of the driver. The most important thing now was to find a hidden place to vent his stomach of trash.
Liu Fengwu looked up. There was a reed flower belt ten meters away from the road. It was relatively remote. No one should pass by here. It was safe, or it would be awkward.
I took a deep breath and stared at the small forest in front of me. I started to run as fast as I could. My legs were getting weaker and weaker, and my breathing was getting smaller and smaller.
Finally, he lowered his head and crawled into a pile of grass. He took off his half-unbuttoned pants. Before he could squat down, all the pain was finally released. All the injuries were completely healed at this moment.
Suddenly, a special sound came from in front of Liu Fengwu. Liu Fengwu was not unfamiliar with this voice at all. He could often hear it in his university dormitory, so he knew it like the back of his hand. The movements and sounds inside were like thunder.
He gently raised his head, stretched his neck, and looked forward. It turned out to be a middle-aged man and woman doing body exercises in the small grass opposite, with the man on top and the woman on the bottom. Was he that thirsty? Couldn't he start when he got home? How could he let such an immoral thing happen in broad daylight? It was not easy to stop it or to admire it.
"Sister Qing, how is my strength compared to your husband's?”The man continued to grab the big white rabbit as he spoke. The big white rabbit was grabbed by the man's thick palm and changed shape.
"Don't talk about my family's instant shooter. Although he usually looks very brave on the outside, he's a good-for-nothing in bed. He looks good but is useless. It made her unable to go up or down, and her heart itched so much that it was about to die. See, I'm looking for you, Brother Yang!”The lover smiled lewdly as she touched Brother Yang's strong chest muscles. Her thick thighs were wrapped around Brother Yang's waist like a tree root.
"Haha, you've found the right person." The man smiled happily and continued to show off his pointy butt.
'So it's a couple having an affair. The man at home can't satisfy them and came out to steal,' Liu Fengwu thought to himself. This place was truly uninhabited, which was why they were so bold as to engage in a full-hearted exchange here. However, they never expected that someone would get off the car halfway because of diarrhea.
Liu Fengwu looked at the passionate live broadcast in front of him. His heart was itching. He wanted to join in, but he was afraid of embarrassment. He thought to himself,
He wished he was that Brother Yang. However, things did not go as she wished, so she could only secretly cheer for Brother Yang.
"This posture is wrong. Change the direction to have more strength and depth? You should use that old man pushing the cart, you know?”Liu Fengwu called out to himself again. Now, he was completely like a senior sex worker who was instructing others on the spot. He had completely entered the role of a director. How could he remember that he was having diarrhea!
Although Liu Fengwu had yet to dedicate his first time to the beautiful women in the university, he knew that Brother Yang's movements were still far from the realm of art. He was not a qualified actor at all. It seemed that the villagers were villagers. It was basically impossible for them to get a chance to touch the film. This meant that some universal education was still not done well.
At this moment, a golden worm that looked like a spider but was not like a spider slowly crawled toward Liu Fengwu.
Because Liu Fengwu was watching the free live broadcast with great interest, he did not notice what was happening below. The bug was slowly crawling toward his little brother, who was already sticking out like a spear.
Suddenly, the bug jumped up and bit down on Liu Fengwu's lower body.
"Aiya." Liu Fengwu cried out in panic. He lowered his head and saw a yellow bug that looked like a spider biting his treasure. It did not let go, as if it was sucking his blood. His lower part was in so much pain that it felt like someone was going to cut it off. It was swollen and swollen now. If it was like this usually, his future wife would be so happy. Sigh, now that it was swollen like this, what could he do?
"There's someone. "Put on your clothes quickly!" Brother Yang suddenly jumped up. Naked, he quickly grabbed the clothes beside him and put them on in a hurry. The thing that had yet to soften made it especially difficult for him to put on his pants. He could not lift it up.
His lover also found her own clothes and hurriedly put them on.
Liu Fengwu, who was already in unbearable pain, did not care about the middle-aged man and woman who were having an affair and fled in a sorry state. He quickly grabbed a tissue and wiped it a few times. Then, he lowered his head to see what was going on.
For some reason, Liu Fengwu, who had lowered his head, felt as if blood had rushed into his head. The blood in his entire body flowed like water. His eyes went black, and his legs went weak. He fainted on the ground and lost consciousness.
After a long time, Liu Fengwu slowly woke up. He realized that his pants had not been pulled up. Just as he was about to pull it up, he realized that the golden bug had already turned its stomach and died beside him. There seemed to be no problem with the place where he had been bitten. There was not a single wound. The swelling had also subsided and returned to normal.
No way. There should be some blood or a small wound. If he wasn't naked, Liu Fengwu would have thought that it was a dream!
He quickly pulled up his pants. He looked at his watch. It was 3:30 pm. He had been unconscious for more than two hours. Oh no, he had a meeting at four o'clock. Liu Fengwu did not have the time to think about what had happened just now. Why did that yellow bug die on its own, and why was he fine?
He shook his still dizzy head, stood up straight, and staggered toward the road.
"Oh my god! Finally, a taxi came. Liu Fengwu had been standing by the roadside for almost half an hour, but he still hadn't seen the bus. Now, he could only wave his hand and call a passing taxi to give him a ride. However, after waving his hand a few times, not a single car stopped.
These inhumane fellows, do I look like a bad person? He waved his hand and refused to stop the car. It seemed that he had to stop a taxi in the middle of the road. Liu Fengwu thought as he walked to the middle. If he didn't attend the meeting, his bonus for full attendance this month would disappear like bubbles.
"There's another car coming.”Liu Fengwu started waving his arms, wanting the car in front of him to walk over.
However, the car went around Liu Fengwu and drove past him. Before it left, the driver said,"There are more and more lunatics these days. They run around without even zipping up.”
"You didn't zip up?" Liu Fengwu looked at his pants. As expected, the zipper was really not zipped up. F * ck, he, who had not been exposed for more than 20 years, was actually exposed today and even showed it to a man. M!
He lowered his head and tried to walk to the side of the road as he pulled. But now, he was a little dizzy. He wanted to return to his side of the road, but he lowered his head and walked to the opposite side of the road.
A large truck was speeding over. They did not expect Liu Fengwu to turn back on the road. They could not stop it immediately, and the large truck crashed into Liu Fengwu.
A large dark red truck was speeding along the road. In an instant, a long screech of brakes froze the air. The old phone fell to the ground with a thud. He smashed it hard and bounced a few more times. But Liu Feng came to his senses,
It was like a little bird that could not fly high. After staying in the air for about 0.1 seconds, it was like a young eagle with a broken wing. It fell 20 meters away from the truck and lay motionless on the ground with a pale face.
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