In his 'previous life', Lin Xuan knew that Chen Meijia was indeed not very good at arithmetic. At that time, he only thought it was fun.
After witnessing Chen Meijia's calculation in person, it was simply impossible to look straight at her.
She thought to herself, It's not easy for Chen Meijia to live so peacefully until now.
It could be seen that the heavens still liked her very much!
Otherwise, with his IQ, he would have starved to death!
Hu Yifei held back her laughter and rolled her eyes as she hugged Lin Xuan desperately.
He even opened his mouth and bit Lin Xuan's chest.
It was so painful that Lin Xuan rolled his eyes.
Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Zhanbo, and Lin Wanyu were starving when they saw that Lin Xuan and Hu Yifei had not returned. They thought that something had happened and came out to look for them.
When they saw the two of them eavesdropping in the corner, they sneakily ran over. The five of them quickly hid outside and eavesdropped.
"Ziqiao, how can you do this?”
In the hall, Chen Meijia started to act pitiful and said coquettishly," We're a couple. Financial problems should be solved by men, right?”
As she spoke, Chen Meijia pounced on Lu Ziqiao.
"Ah!"
Lu Ziqiao was shocked and quickly dodged to the side, letting Chen Meijia miss." Stop, stop. Close the door. Impersonation is impersonation, but we'll mind our own business.”
When the people eavesdropping on the balcony heard this, their expressions changed. Other than Lin Xuan, everyone smiled strangely.
So they were a fake couple!
However, seeing how familiar Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia were, they were probably friends.
Of course, these things had nothing to do with them.
"But now that the well water is in trouble, the country is still advocating the South-to-North Water Diversion.”Chen Meijia started to chase after Lu Ziqiao, acting cute.
"Don't say that. Financial issues are issues of principle.”
Lu Ziqiao pointed at Chen Meijia." If you come over again, I won't be polite."”
"Why? Do you still want to hit me?"
Chen Meijia straightened her little head and was not afraid at all." If you don't help me, I'll tell everyone that you bullied me, abused me, and shirked the responsibility of a man.”
"B * tch, are you trying to extort me?" Lu Ziqiao was furious.
"Who is the shrew scolding?" Chen Meijia asked.
"A shrew scolding you!" Lu Ziqiao replied.
"It's good that you know you're a shrew." Chen Meijia smiled proudly.
Lin Xuan and the others did not want to watch them continue making a fuss. If they continued, the food would be cold.
Everyone knocked on the balcony door and walked in together.
Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia were shocked. They quickly hugged each other and pretended to be in love.
"Oh, Ziqiao-Jun, you are really strong and your arm strength surpasses others. You are a man among men, Lu Bu among Lu Bu.”
Chen Meijia looked at Lu Ziqiao affectionately and even reached out to pinch Lu Ziqiao's face twice." Look at your handsome face. I really can't convince myself to leave you for a moment. I only hope to make two clay figurines, one is you, the other is me. After that, we will be broken into pieces and mixed together with water, never to be separated!”
"Oh, Sister Meijia, I think so too.”
Lu Ziqiao looked at Chen Meijia affectionately, stroked her hair, and pulled a few strands out." I can't bear to let go of your hand either." The sea can dry up, the rocks can rot, the sky can collapse, the earth can crack, we are shoulder to shoulder, hand in hand…"
Lin Xuan could not stand it anymore.
He thought to himself that these two were too disgusting.
So what if they were pretending to be a couple? Wasn't it wrong to be disgusting?
The other friends were also numbed by these two idiots and rolled their eyes.
"Cough cough!"
Lin Xuan pretended to cough twice,"Yo, the two of you are busy. You're so loving!"”
Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia pretended to see everyone and chuckled.
"Oh, everyone is here." Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.
"We knocked on the door just now. Maybe you didn't hear it. Did we come at a bad time?”
Lin Xuan said with a smile. Hu Yifei and the others had extremely strange expressions.
"No, no." Lu Ziqiao quickly smiled and said,"We were just playing."”
"Actually, we're not here for anything. It's just that we've cooked some food somewhere. If you don't mind, we'd like to invite you over to eat some.”Lin Xuan said with a smile.
"Of course not." Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia said in unison.
Recently, their finances had been very tight.
He would save as much as he could.
Everyone went to Room 3601.
Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia were shocked when they first ate Lin Xuan's cooking.
She thought to herself, could this Lin Xuan be a professional chef?
How could the food be so delicious?
Everyone ate and drank happily.
After dinner, Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia went back, and Zeng Xiaoxian went out to do some work.
Lin Xuan sat and played with his phone while Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu watched TV.
Not long after, Hu Yifei, who had gone downstairs to buy things from the supermarket, returned.
"Sis, you're back?" Lu Zhanbo said with a smile.
"Feifei is back." Lin Wanyu giggled.
Lin Xuan did not raise his head and continued to play games on his phone.
When Hu Yifei saw that Lin Xuan ignored her, her expression darkened. She gritted her teeth and snorted coldly.
Lin Xuan raised his head in shock and saw Hu Yifei glaring at him. He was shocked.
What was wrong with him?
Could it be that the few days of being a woman had arrived?
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