"Damn, are you trying to scare me to death?”
Hu Yifei glared at Lu Zhanbo." Where did you come from?”
"That's not the main point, okay?"
Lu Zhanbo looked conflicted." Dad told me that Auntie went to…Narnia…and lived a happy life?”
"Narnia, is that the name of the mental hospital?”Zeng Xiaoxian laughed.
Lin Xuan looked at Lu Zhanbo helplessly.
She felt that Yifei's younger brother was becoming more and more silly and cute.
"He did that to coax you. Do you really believe what your father said?”
Hu Yifei pursed her lips." How old are you? Can't you tell? Can't you tell which is real and which is fictional?”
"Of course I know."
Lu Zhanbo was not convinced." I'm not a child. Spiderman and Batman are all fictional…but Santa Claus is real. He even sent me off."
Everyone was speechless.
They were speechless.
They looked at Lu Zhanbo with concern.
For this fellow to grow up to this size, he must have worried the adults a lot, right?
Hu Yifei covered her face and was speechless.
"Zhanbo, we all know your family's history.”
Zeng Xiaoxian said," We'll understand if you have such a ridiculous idea next time.”
"Haha." Lin Xuan was amused and raised his middle finger at Zeng Xiaoxian.
This guy was too bad.
Lu Zhanbo was very grateful to Zeng Xiaoxian at first, but he quickly reacted." Wait, you're not saying that I inherited…that disease, are you?”
Zeng Xiaoxian stood up and went to Lu Zhanbo, who was crying, and gave him a brotherly bear hug." My condolences!"”
Lin Xuan was speechless.
Hu Yifei was speechless.
Zeng Xiaoxian was really despicable. He was clearly trying to scare Zhanbo.
However, Lu Zhanbo, this silly kid, believed it.
"I say, don't make such a fuss.”Lin Xuan smiled and said," Don't scare Zhanbo.”
"Once I figure it out!"
Lu Zhanbo could not remain calm anymore." My favorite aunt moved from Narnia to the mental hospital all of a sudden…I even wrote to her when I was young. I was waiting for her to bring me along!”
"Hahahaha!"
Everyone burst into laughter.
Bring you along?
Go to a mental hospital?
Your train of thought is really f * cking strange!
"Narnia Mental Hospital, one shot guaranteed good effect, no annoyance, no restlessness, sleep early, 20% discount, less money, nationwide promotion should be early!”
Zeng Xiaoxian was so shameless that he started to talk about the advertising slogan." It's a discount period and a broken price. You only need 998 yuan to enter the hospital. You will also receive an eight-star sword and a diamond-encrusted kitchen knife!”
"F * ck!"
Lu Zhanbo rolled his eyes." I still can't accept it. Why is Auntie in a mental hospital?”
"Silly, I thought you would understand when you grew up.”
Hu Yifei smiled and said," Think about it. When I was young, every time Auntie came to visit, Dad would happily announce that your favorite Auntie had come to visit. Quickly go downstairs to welcome her. But later, every time her aunt came, her father would tell her to hide all the knives and other things that could hurt people. In the end, every time Auntie came, Dad would tell her that Auntie was coming and that everyone should run for their lives…Don't you remember?”
Everyone was speechless.
Lin Xuan looked at Hu Yifei with a strange gaze." Why do I feel like you're telling a story? It's quite a fantasy."”
"Humph." Hu Yifei rolled her eyes at him." I'm serious!”
"But I don't remember anything from when I was young.”
Lu Zhanbo looked troubled.
"The brain tissue that is caused by schizophrenia will become a sponge, which will lead to slow amnesia!”
Zeng Xiaoxian picked up the book that Hu Yifei had just read and read it out with a serious expression.
"Ah!"
Lu Zhanbo was so scared that he peed his pants." I was wondering why I often forget important things. So I'm actually…"
"Hahahaha!"
Lin Xuan could not help but laugh.
Zeng Xiaoxian was too cheap, and Lu Zhanbo was too stupid.
What kind of weirdos are in this apartment!
"Brother, I guarantee that you are 100% normal.”
Hu Yifei glared at Zeng Xiaoxian and comforted Zhanbo.
"Yes, so far, it's still normal. It's hard to say in the future.”Zeng Xiaoxian laughed.
"Do you want to die?" Hu Yifei raised her fist.
Zeng Xiaoxian smiled apologetically.
"Last night, I dreamed that I had turned into a white fox and was running in the rain.”
Lu Zhanbo looked like he had nothing left to live for." Do you think I'm really sick?”
Hu Yifei rolled her eyes."Alright, I'll take back 100%. You might have 50%…"
Lu Zhanbo was speechless.
"By the way, Zhanbo, do you have any spiritual sustenance, self-relaxation, leisure activities, and so on?”Zeng Xiaoxian started laughing.
"I've been listening to you host 'You Get the Moon, My Heart' every day recently.”Lu Zhanbo said honestly.
"Oh?" Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up, and the smirk on his face grew wider and wider.
"How did this happen?"
Hu Yifei was shocked." Before my aunt fell ill, the biggest abnormality was that she listened to the radio program crazily.”
“……”
Lu Zhanbo was about to break down. He stood up and walked out.
"Where are you going, Zhanbo?" Hu Yifei asked.
"I want to see Auntie."
Lu Zhanbo said with a sad face. When he reached the door, he turned to look at the people with strange expressions." Do you think I can still be saved?”
"Hahahaha!"
Everyone was laughing uncontrollably.
How could this child be so silly?!
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