Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Chinese: Are you the devil or Xiu-Er?
Are you the devil or Xiuer??
[Cantonese: Lightning Devil, must be Xiu Er?]??
You are a demon, you are a beauty???
English: Are you a villaorashow??
Korean: ????,????????
There is a Japanese saying: A-na-wa-mo-de-su-ka? Is there a woman in the house? Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Chinese: Are you the devil or Xiu-Er?
Are you the devil or Xiuer??
[Cantonese: Lightning Devil, must be Xiu Er?]??
You are a demon, you are a beauty???
English: Are you a villaorashow??
Korean: ????,????????
There is a Japanese saying: A-na-wa-mo-de-su-ka? Is there a woman in the house? Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Chinese: Are you the devil or Xiu-Er?
Are you the devil or Xiuer??
[Cantonese: Lightning Devil, must be Xiu Er?]??
You are a demon, you are a beauty???
English: Are you a villaorashow??
Korean: ????,????????
There is a Japanese saying: A-na-wa-mo-de-su-ka? Is there a woman in the house? Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Chinese: Are you the devil or Xiu-Er?
Are you the devil or Xiuer??
[Cantonese: Lightning Devil, must be Xiu Er?]??
You are a demon, you are a beauty???
English: Are you a villaorashow??
Korean: ????,????????
There is a Japanese saying: A-na-wa-mo-de-su-ka? Is there a woman in the house? Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
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In the past thirty-six hours, the primary school students had experienced the greatest survival crisis in history.
Under the relentless urging of many teachers of all grades in the province, 71% of primary school students and 100% of high school students were restarted at full power.
But unfortunately, the current amount of homework had exceeded the total output of all the students.
Primary school students, lost the last chance to finish their homework
In the last few hours, everyone should go home, hug their parents, and enjoy the rest of the day.
90% of homework is paper
We're just missing a match
We still have one last hope
Ignite homework
Wandering Homework
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Side Story (2)
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From now on, you are the most mischievous Xiu-Er in Feilu, codenamed Xiu Di. Have you thought it through? You are the enemy of the entire Feilu.
I'm gonna skin every nook and cranny of Feilu today, I'll see who dares to stop me
I heard there's a Xiu-Er here. Where is he? I am the King of Comical Feilu.
Tell everyone that I'm going back to Feilu. If anyone doesn't like me, I'll personally take their heads. Wasn't that Xiu Di banned? No, that Xiu-Er is coming back [comical][comical]
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Side Story (3)
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Naruto's Bewildering Act
Sasuke used a knife to cut Erasuza
Sunset Red and Weasel compete in illusion
Tuanzang stabbed Susa with the bitter pill
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Side Story (4)
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"From today onwards, you are the best student in the school, codename Zhuang Yuan.¡±
"Why do you have to take the exam? You're making an enemy of the entire school. The principal has already held the graduation ceremony, and now all the teachers want you to graduate!¡±
"I want to get full marks today. Who dares to stop me?¡±
"I heard that there's a student here who loves to study. Can you tell me where he is?¡±
"I'm the physics teacher, Lei Yan!"
"Tell all the teachers that I'm going back to school to personally raise my average score!¡±
"Didn't that student graduate?¡±
"That student is coming back!" [comical]
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Side Story (5)
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"From today onwards, you are the worst student in the school, code name 250.¡±
"Why do you have to tear up these homework? You're making an enemy of the entire school. The principal has already issued an expulsion order. Now, all the teachers want to expel you!¡±
"I want to tear up my homework today. Who dares to stop me!¡±
"I heard that there's a student here who likes to tear homework. Can you tell me where he is?¡±
"I'm the physics teacher, Lei Yan!"
"Tell all the teachers that I'm going back to school and personally pull down the average score!¡±
"Wasn't that student expelled?¡±
"That student is coming back!" [comical]
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Side Story (6)
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Wen Yu is my queen. Although I have never read her name, her position is still very stable. English is my concubine. I don't really love her. It's just that I have to give her family some face because I'm a relative. Mathematics is my Huan Huan. That year, the apricot blossoms were drizzling. Perhaps it was wrong from the beginning. Sports is my pure queen. That is the true love of my heart. As for politics, history, geography, and biology, these lowly official women, I can't be bothered with them. Who allowed them to enter the palace? [comical][comical][comical]
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Side Story (7)
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Miracle Reappears-Ma Huateng [comical]
Like the sun through the night
Dawn quietly glided across the horizon [comical]
Hua Teng's figure shuttled back and forth between reincarnation [comical]
The road to the V8 is at your feet [comical]
Don't be sad, don't be afraid
Huateng is confident and hopes that you can top up your money [comical]
A new skin has appeared [funny]
How can you make me stop refilling my account?
Open King and continue to charge money [comical]
The V8 has come to your side [comical]
V8 Facing Danger
Critical Health Pentakill will appear [comical]
Gather the courage to continue to top up the money [comical]
Miracles will surely appear [comical]
[comical][comical]
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Side Story (8)
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I'm Black Tiger Fu. Are you ready to die?
Tyrannosaurus flapping its wings, donkey kicking, hamster on the wheel, jackal catching rabbits, super-planet burning, tiger fighting style, elephant fist, elephant kicking, kangaroo jumping, earthquake fist, electric eye threatening, hungry wolf forward, two dragons playing with pearls, flying crane catching shrimp, flying dragon in the sky, flying dragon, flying monkey seizing treasure box, flying elephant stepping on mouse, flying eagle spreading its wings, angry octopus.
Phoenix Running to the Moon, Flamenco Dance, Black Tiger Preying on the Sleepy Sheep, Black Tiger Fleeing the Vulture, Black Tiger Stealing the Heart, Thunder Fist, Monkey Climbing the Tree, Tiger Falling on the Eagle's Back, Tiger Claw Eating Pudding, Volcano Burning Farm, Whale Wagging Tail, Giant Axe Cutting Trees, Hurricane Kick, Mouse Stealing Cheese, Tornado Destroying the Car Park
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Side Story (9)
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[You actually blinded my 24K high-concentration copper sulfate-hardened domain wall resonance anti-vortex damage nuclear resonance-loss electron pulse with high-current LED and phototriode crystal pulse 720 degrees multi-angle reflective dispersion and 32 nuclear dragon processor with a single frequency of 20G Hertz and electronic simulation four-dimensional top stabilization instrument and nuclear radiation-resistant ultra-high-definition resolution of 33300 api super-powerful perpetual motion machine driven mechanical membrane and anti-sun black ion] Radiation contains gold, silver, copper, iron, calcium, Na, K, Mn, gong, lead, tungsten, xe, co, mn, steel, multi-metal, stable cosmic matter, superluminal angle change engine, military-grade rocket propeller, speed quantum titanium alloy dog eyes!¡¹
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Today, I met a handsome guy at the mall. He was so handsome that even I, a man, couldn't help but stare at him. He also looked at me. I wanted to make friends with him, so I shamelessly walked over. Aiyo, damn it! It's actually a mirror
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In reality, I am weak and inferior. I don't dare to fight or insult others for fear of being beaten up. But in the network! He was high-spirited, looked down on the world, insulted the netizens, and was the only one who was supreme! If the heavens don't give birth to me, I'll be a keyboard warrior, and I'll spit out the eternal night. The peak of immortals, proud of the world! With my keyboard, there will be a sky! The great river. The key came from the sky! One key could suppress the world! Breaking the world of mortals! Kill all the immortals! With the key in hand, he could slash the nine heavens! If there were no true immortals in the world? I'm willing to become an immortal!
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Why is a cucumber called a cucumber when it's obviously green? If lobsters were seafood, then why weren't crayfish seafood? What was the name of the cobra before the invention of glasses?
Why was it a nightclub for drinking and a hotel for spending the night? Why was the refrigerator a cabinet and the freezer a box? Why did he say he was taking the elevator when he was standing in the elevator? Why was it called roujiamo when it was clearly a bun with meat? Why wasn't there any fish in the Yuxiang Shredded Pork? Why do I have to be the one basking in the sun? Why was it called a toilet bowl when it was clearly used by humans? Why was it called putting out the fire instead of extinguishing it? Why is the construction site so short of people, but no one invited me to bicker?
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Side Story (13)
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When he was young, he was willing to drive other people's cars. He had all kinds of test drives and difficult maneuvers. Sometimes, he would work all night long. Now that he was older and had some ability, he wanted to buy his own car. Only then did he realize that he could not afford a good car. He did not dare to buy a second-hand car. He did not know how many times he had to buy it. The key was that he was afraid that the previous car owner had the key. He drove it secretly when he had nothing to do. If it broke, he had to repair it himself. The paint and sheet metal were all good at first glance. If he took out the tools and wandered around, the engine would be fake. I advise all the car friends, It was hard to find a car that he really liked later!!! [comical][comical][comical]
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Side Story (14)
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Yesterday afternoon, a girl shyly gave me a note. I opened it and saw that it was a painting. The content was: Two pigeons in the sky and a dead sheep on the ground. I couldn't understand it, so I showed it to the form teacher. The form teacher immediately grabbed my collar and asked me excitedly, which class was that girl from and what was her name? The next day, the class teacher patted my shoulder happily and looked at me with a gratified gaze." Well done, young man.¡±[comical][comical]
Who knows the meaning of this sentence
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Side Story (15)
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The little girl who sells arms
"RPG, the latest Barrett. Sir, please buy one!¡±The little girl was already purple from the cold. She had not eaten for the whole day. If she could not sell another batch of firearms, she would starve to death.
She curled up in the corner and thought of her grandmother. She took out an AKM, removed the bullets, and lit the gunpowder. This would make her warmer.
The little girl took out a red button from the pocket of her tattered dress. Grandma had said that this button would bring happiness to people.
She pressed it without hesitation, and a huge mushroom bloomed on the ground. On this day, countless people saw her grandmother.
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Side Story (16)
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The nails were nailed again and again. Mulan stared at the door. I didn't hear the sound of the nails, only heard your sigh. I asked you what you thought, asked you what you remembered, but you didn't think, you didn't remember. Last night, the nails were nailed, and the teacher ordered a large number of soldiers. There are twelve nails in the book of war, and my name is written on the nails. I don't have an eldest son, and I don't have an eldest brother. I don't want to nail the net, but I want to nail it. He bought stationery in the east market, book covers in the west market, homework in the south market, long whips in the north market, online classes in the morning, attendance in the evening, no teacher's criticism, but playing King of Kings in the split screen, no teacher's curses, but playing PUBG in the split screen [comical][comical][comical]
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Side Story (17)
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During my most ruthless test, I didn't sleep during lunch break. I was the only one in the class who finished the English test. Then, they copied my answers and said that they didn't care if they were correct or not. After that, when I was teaching the test, there were a total of 120 questions. Why are you so awesome?[Covering face][Comical][Comical][Comical]
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(End) Actually, I can't write it down anymore. Otherwise, I still have a lot of extra chapters (1)
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In the past thirty-six hours, the primary school students had experienced the greatest survival crisis in history.
Under the relentless urging of many teachers of all grades in the province, 71% of primary school students and 100% of high school students were restarted at full power.
But unfortunately, the current amount of homework had exceeded the total output of all the students.
Primary school students, lost the last chance to finish their homework
In the last few hours, everyone should go home, hug their parents, and enjoy the rest of the day.
90% of homework is paper
We're just missing a match
We still have one last hope
Ignite homework
Wandering Homework
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Side Story (2)
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From now on, you are the most mischievous Xiu-Er in Feilu, codenamed Xiu Di. Have you thought it through? You are the enemy of the entire Feilu.
I'm gonna skin every nook and cranny of Feilu today, I'll see who dares to stop me
I heard there's a Xiu-Er here. Where is he? I am the King of Comical Feilu.
Tell everyone that I'm going back to Feilu. If anyone doesn't like me, I'll personally take their heads. Wasn't that Xiu Di banned? No, that Xiu-Er is coming back [comical][comical]
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Side Story (3)
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Naruto's Bewildering Act
Sasuke used a knife to cut Erasuza
Sunset Red and Weasel compete in illusion
Tuanzang stabbed Susa with the bitter pill
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Side Story (4)
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"From today onwards, you are the best student in the school, codename Zhuang Yuan.¡±
"Why do you have to take the exam? You're making an enemy of the entire school. The principal has already held the graduation ceremony, and now all the teachers want you to graduate!¡±
"I want to get full marks today. Who dares to stop me?¡±
"I heard that there's a student here who loves to study. Can you tell me where he is?¡±
"I'm the physics teacher, Lei Yan!"
"Tell all the teachers that I'm going back to school to personally raise my average score!¡±
"Didn't that student graduate?¡±
"That student is coming back!" [comical]
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Side Story (5)
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"From today onwards, you are the worst student in the school, code name 250.¡±
"Why do you have to tear up these homework? You're making an enemy of the entire school. The principal has already issued an expulsion order. Now, all the teachers want to expel you!¡±
"I want to tear up my homework today. Who dares to stop me!¡±
"I heard that there's a student here who likes to tear homework. Can you tell me where he is?¡±
"I'm the physics teacher, Lei Yan!"
"Tell all the teachers that I'm going back to school and personally pull down the average score!¡±
"Wasn't that student expelled?¡±
"That student is coming back!" [comical]
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Side Story (6)
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Wen Yu is my queen. Although I have never read her name, her position is still very stable. English is my concubine. I don't really love her. It's just that I have to give her family some face because I'm a relative. Mathematics is my Huan Huan. That year, the apricot blossoms were drizzling. Perhaps it was wrong from the beginning. Sports is my pure queen. That is the true love of my heart. As for politics, history, geography, and biology, these lowly official women, I can't be bothered with them. Who allowed them to enter the palace? [comical][comical][comical]
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Side Story (7)
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Miracle Reappears-Ma Huateng [comical]
Like the sun through the night
Dawn quietly glided across the horizon [comical]
Hua Teng's figure shuttled back and forth between reincarnation [comical]
The road to the V8 is at your feet [comical]
Don't be sad, don't be afraid
Huateng is confident and hopes that you can top up your money [comical]
A new skin has appeared [funny]
How can you make me stop refilling my account?
Open King and continue to charge money [comical]
The V8 has come to your side [comical]
V8 Facing Danger
Critical Health Pentakill will appear [comical]
Gather the courage to continue to top up the money [comical]
Miracles will surely appear [comical]
[comical][comical]
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Side Story (8)
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I'm Black Tiger Fu. Are you ready to die?
Tyrannosaurus flapping its wings, donkey kicking, hamster on the wheel, jackal catching rabbits, super-planet burning, tiger fighting style, elephant fist, elephant kicking, kangaroo jumping, earthquake fist, electric eye threatening, hungry wolf forward, two dragons playing with pearls, flying crane catching shrimp, flying dragon in the sky, flying dragon, flying monkey seizing treasure box, flying elephant stepping on mouse, flying eagle spreading its wings, angry octopus.
Phoenix Running to the Moon, Flamenco Dance, Black Tiger Preying on the Sleepy Sheep, Black Tiger Fleeing the Vulture, Black Tiger Stealing the Heart, Thunder Fist, Monkey Climbing the Tree, Tiger Falling on the Eagle's Back, Tiger Claw Eating Pudding, Volcano Burning Farm, Whale Wagging Tail, Giant Axe Cutting Trees, Hurricane Kick, Mouse Stealing Cheese, Tornado Destroying the Car Park
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Side Story (9)
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[You actually blinded my 24K high-concentration copper sulfate-hardened domain wall resonance anti-vortex damage nuclear resonance-loss electron pulse with high-current LED and phototriode crystal pulse 720 degrees multi-angle reflective dispersion and 32 nuclear dragon processor with a single frequency of 20G Hertz and electronic simulation four-dimensional top stabilization instrument and nuclear radiation-resistant ultra-high-definition resolution of 33300 api super-powerful perpetual motion machine driven mechanical membrane and anti-sun black ion] Radiation contains gold, silver, copper, iron, calcium, Na, K, Mn, gong, lead, tungsten, xe, co, mn, steel, multi-metal, stable cosmic matter, superluminal angle change engine, military-grade rocket propeller, speed quantum titanium alloy dog eyes!¡¹
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Today, I met a handsome guy at the mall. He was so handsome that even I, a man, couldn't help but stare at him. He also looked at me. I wanted to make friends with him, so I shamelessly walked over. Aiyo, damn it! It's actually a mirror
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In reality, I am weak and inferior. I don't dare to fight or insult others for fear of being beaten up. But in the network! He was high-spirited, looked down on the world, insulted the netizens, and was the only one who was supreme! If the heavens don't give birth to me, I'll be a keyboard warrior, and I'll spit out the eternal night. The peak of immortals, proud of the world! With my keyboard, there will be a sky! The great river. The key came from the sky! One key could suppress the world! Breaking the world of mortals! Kill all the immortals! With the key in hand, he could slash the nine heavens! If there were no true immortals in the world? I'm willing to become an immortal!
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Why is a cucumber called a cucumber when it's obviously green? If lobsters were seafood, then why weren't crayfish seafood? What was the name of the cobra before the invention of glasses?
Why was it a nightclub for drinking and a hotel for spending the night? Why was the refrigerator a cabinet and the freezer a box? Why did he say he was taking the elevator when he was standing in the elevator? Why was it called roujiamo when it was clearly a bun with meat? Why wasn't there any fish in the Yuxiang Shredded Pork? Why do I have to be the one basking in the sun? Why was it called a toilet bowl when it was clearly used by humans? Why was it called putting out the fire instead of extinguishing it? Why is the construction site so short of people, but no one invited me to bicker?
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Side Story (13)
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When he was young, he was willing to drive other people's cars. He had all kinds of test drives and difficult maneuvers. Sometimes, he would work all night long. Now that he was older and had some ability, he wanted to buy his own car. Only then did he realize that he could not afford a good car. He did not dare to buy a second-hand car. He did not know how many times he had to buy it. The key was that he was afraid that the previous car owner had the key. He drove it secretly when he had nothing to do. If it broke, he had to repair it himself. The paint and sheet metal were all good at first glance. If he took out the tools and wandered around, the engine would be fake. I advise all the car friends, It was hard to find a car that he really liked later!!! [comical][comical][comical]
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Side Story (14)
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Yesterday afternoon, a girl shyly gave me a note. I opened it and saw that it was a painting. The content was: Two pigeons in the sky and a dead sheep on the ground. I couldn't understand it, so I showed it to the form teacher. The form teacher immediately grabbed my collar and asked me excitedly, which class was that girl from and what was her name? The next day, the class teacher patted my shoulder happily and looked at me with a gratified gaze." Well done, young man.¡±[comical][comical]
Who knows the meaning of this sentence
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Side Story (15)
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The little girl who sells arms
"RPG, the latest Barrett. Sir, please buy one!¡±The little girl was already purple from the cold. She had not eaten for the whole day. If she could not sell another batch of firearms, she would starve to death.
She curled up in the corner and thought of her grandmother. She took out an AKM, removed the bullets, and lit the gunpowder. This would make her warmer.
The little girl took out a red button from the pocket of her tattered dress. Grandma had said that this button would bring happiness to people.
She pressed it without hesitation, and a huge mushroom bloomed on the ground. On this day, countless people saw her grandmother.
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Side Story (16)
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The nails were nailed again and again. Mulan stared at the door. I didn't hear the sound of the nails, only heard your sigh. I asked you what you thought, asked you what you remembered, but you didn't think, you didn't remember. Last night, the nails were nailed, and the teacher ordered a large number of soldiers. There are twelve nails in the book of war, and my name is written on the nails. I don't have an eldest son, and I don't have an eldest brother. I don't want to nail the net, but I want to nail it. He bought stationery in the east market, book covers in the west market, homework in the south market, long whips in the north market, online classes in the morning, attendance in the evening, no teacher's criticism, but playing King of Kings in the split screen, no teacher's curses, but playing PUBG in the split screen [comical][comical][comical]
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Side Story (17)
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During my most ruthless test, I didn't sleep during lunch break. I was the only one in the class who finished the English test. Then, they copied my answers and said that they didn't care if they were correct or not. After that, when I was teaching the test, there were a total of 120 questions. Why are you so awesome?[Covering face][Comical][Comical][Comical]
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(End) Actually, I can't write anymore. Otherwise, I still have a lot of One-Day Umbrella. I don't have to worry about it. Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable, and I can even fill my stomach with stinky tofu captives and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it for me?
Chinese: Are you the devil or Xiu-Er?
Are you the devil or Xiuer??
[Cantonese: Lightning Devil, must be Xiu Er?]??
You are a demon, you are a beauty???
English: Are you a villaorashow??
Korean: ????,????????
There is a Japanese saying: A-na-wa-mo-de-su-ka? Is there a woman in the house? Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
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In the past thirty-six hours, the primary school students had experienced the greatest survival crisis in history.
Under the relentless urging of many teachers of all grades in the province, 71% of primary school students and 100% of high school students were restarted at full power.
But unfortunately, the current amount of homework had exceeded the total output of all the students.
Primary school students, lost the last chance to finish their homework
In the last few hours, everyone should go home, hug their parents, and enjoy the rest of the day.
90% of homework is paper
We're just missing a match
We still have one last hope
Ignite homework
Wandering Homework
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Side Story (2)
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From now on, you are the most mischievous Xiu-Er in Feilu, codenamed Xiu Di. Have you thought it through? You are the enemy of the entire Feilu.
I'm gonna skin every nook and cranny of Feilu today, I'll see who dares to stop me
I heard there's a Xiu-Er here. Where is he? I am the King of Comical Feilu.
Tell everyone that I'm going back to Feilu. If anyone doesn't like me, I'll personally take their heads. Wasn't that Xiu Di banned? No, that Xiu-Er is coming back [comical][comical]
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Side Story (3)
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Naruto's Bewildering Act
Sasuke used a knife to cut Erasuza
Sunset Red and Weasel compete in illusion
Tuanzang stabbed Susa with the bitter pill
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Side Story (4)
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"From today onwards, you are the best student in the school, codename Zhuang Yuan.¡±
"Why do you have to take the exam? You're making an enemy of the entire school. The principal has already held the graduation ceremony, and now all the teachers want you to graduate!¡±
"I want to get full marks today. Who dares to stop me?¡±
"I heard that there's a student here who loves to study. Can you tell me where he is?¡±
"I'm the physics teacher, Lei Yan!"
"Tell all the teachers that I'm going back to school to personally raise my average score!¡±
"Didn't that student graduate?¡±
"That student is coming back!" [comical]
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Side Story (5)
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"From today onwards, you are the worst student in the school, code name 250.¡±
"Why do you have to tear up these homework? You're making an enemy of the entire school. The principal has already issued an expulsion order. Now, all the teachers want to expel you!¡±
"I want to tear up my homework today. Who dares to stop me!¡±
"I heard that there's a student here who likes to tear homework. Can you tell me where he is?¡±
"I'm the physics teacher, Lei Yan!"
"Tell all the teachers that I'm going back to school and personally pull down the average score!¡±
"Wasn't that student expelled?¡±
"That student is coming back!" [comical]
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Side Story (6)
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Wen Yu is my queen. Although I have never read her name, her position is still very stable. English is my concubine. I don't really love her. It's just that I have to give her family some face because I'm a relative. Mathematics is my Huan Huan. That year, the apricot blossoms were drizzling. Perhaps it was wrong from the beginning. Sports is my pure queen. That is the true love of my heart. As for politics, history, geography, and biology, these lowly official women, I can't be bothered with them. Who allowed them to enter the palace? [comical][comical][comical]
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Side Story (7)
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Miracle Reappears-Ma Huateng [comical]
Like the sun through the night
Dawn quietly glided across the horizon [comical]
Hua Teng's figure shuttled back and forth between reincarnation [comical]
The road to the V8 is at your feet [comical]
Don't be sad, don't be afraid
Huateng is confident and hopes that you can top up your money [comical]
A new skin has appeared [funny]
How can you make me stop refilling my account?
Open King and continue to charge money [comical]
The V8 has come to your side [comical]
V8 Facing Danger
Critical Health Pentakill will appear [comical]
Gather the courage to continue to top up the money [comical]
Miracles will surely appear [comical]
[comical][comical]
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Side Story (8)
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I'm Black Tiger Fu. Are you ready to die?
Tyrannosaurus flapping its wings, donkey kicking, hamster on the wheel, jackal catching rabbits, super-planet burning, tiger fighting style, elephant fist, elephant kicking, kangaroo jumping, earthquake fist, electric eye threatening, hungry wolf forward, two dragons playing with pearls, flying crane catching shrimp, flying dragon in the sky, flying dragon, flying monkey seizing treasure box, flying elephant stepping on mouse, flying eagle spreading its wings, angry octopus.
Phoenix Running to the Moon, Flamenco Dance, Black Tiger Preying on the Sleepy Sheep, Black Tiger Fleeing the Vulture, Black Tiger Stealing the Heart, Thunder Fist, Monkey Climbing the Tree, Tiger Falling on the Eagle's Back, Tiger Claw Eating Pudding, Volcano Burning Farm, Whale Wagging Tail, Giant Axe Cutting Trees, Hurricane Kick, Mouse Stealing Cheese, Tornado Destroying the Car Park
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Side Story (9)
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[You actually blinded my 24K high-concentration copper sulfate-hardened domain wall resonance anti-vortex damage nuclear resonance-loss electron pulse with high-current LED and phototriode crystal pulse 720 degrees multi-angle reflective dispersion and 32 nuclear dragon processor with a single frequency of 20G Hertz and electronic simulation four-dimensional top stabilization instrument and nuclear radiation-resistant ultra-high-definition resolution of 33300 api super-powerful perpetual motion machine driven mechanical membrane and anti-sun black ion] Radiation contains gold, silver, copper, iron, calcium, Na, K, Mn, gong, lead, tungsten, xe, co, mn, steel, multi-metal, stable cosmic matter, superluminal angle change engine, military-grade rocket propeller, speed quantum titanium alloy dog eyes!¡¹
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Today, I met a handsome guy at the mall. He was so handsome that even I, a man, couldn't help but stare at him. He also looked at me. I wanted to make friends with him, so I shamelessly walked over. Aiyo, damn it! It's actually a mirror
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In reality, I am weak and inferior. I don't dare to fight or insult others for fear of being beaten up. But in the network! He was high-spirited, looked down on the world, insulted the netizens, and was the only one who was supreme! If the heavens don't give birth to me, I'll be a keyboard warrior, and I'll spit out the eternal night. The peak of immortals, proud of the world! With my keyboard, there will be a sky! The great river. The key came from the sky! One key could suppress the world! Breaking the world of mortals! Kill all the immortals! With the key in hand, he could slash the nine heavens! If there were no true immortals in the world? I'm willing to become an immortal!
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Why is a cucumber called a cucumber when it's obviously green? If lobsters were seafood, then why weren't crayfish seafood? What was the name of the cobra before the invention of glasses?
Why was it a nightclub for drinking and a hotel for spending the night? Why was the refrigerator a cabinet and the freezer a box? Why did he say he was taking the elevator when he was standing in the elevator? Why was it called roujiamo when it was clearly a bun with meat? Why wasn't there any fish in the Yuxiang Shredded Pork? Why do I have to be the one basking in the sun? Why was it called a toilet bowl when it was clearly used by humans? Why was it called putting out the fire instead of extinguishing it? Why is the construction site so short of people, but no one invited me to bicker?
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Side Story (13)
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When he was young, he was willing to drive other people's cars. He had all kinds of test drives and difficult maneuvers. Sometimes, he would work all night long. Now that he was older and had some ability, he wanted to buy his own car. Only then did he realize that he could not afford a good car. He did not dare to buy a second-hand car. He did not know how many times he had to buy it. The key was that he was afraid that the previous car owner had the key. He drove it secretly when he had nothing to do. If it broke, he had to repair it himself. The paint and sheet metal were all good at first glance. If he took out the tools and wandered around, the engine would be fake. I advise all the car friends, It was hard to find a car that he really liked later!!! [comical][comical][comical]
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Side Story (14)
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Yesterday afternoon, a girl shyly gave me a note. I opened it and saw that it was a painting. The content was: Two pigeons in the sky and a dead sheep on the ground. I couldn't understand it, so I showed it to the form teacher. The form teacher immediately grabbed my collar and asked me excitedly, which class was that girl from and what was her name? The next day, the class teacher patted my shoulder happily and looked at me with a gratified gaze." Well done, young man.¡±[comical][comical]
Who knows the meaning of this sentence
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Side Story (15)
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The little girl who sells arms
"RPG, the latest Barrett. Sir, please buy one!¡±The little girl was already purple from the cold. She had not eaten for the whole day. If she could not sell another batch of firearms, she would starve to death.
She curled up in the corner and thought of her grandmother. She took out an AKM, removed the bullets, and lit the gunpowder. This would make her warmer.
The little girl took out a red button from the pocket of her tattered dress. Grandma had said that this button would bring happiness to people.
She pressed it without hesitation, and a huge mushroom bloomed on the ground. On this day, countless people saw her grandmother.
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Side Story (16)
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The nails were nailed again and again. Mulan stared at the door. I didn't hear the sound of the nails, only heard your sigh. I asked you what you thought, asked you what you remembered, but you didn't think, you didn't remember. Last night, the nails were nailed, and the teacher ordered a large number of soldiers. There are twelve nails in the book of war, and my name is written on the nails. I don't have an eldest son, and I don't have an eldest brother. I don't want to nail the net, but I want to nail it. He bought stationery in the east market, book covers in the west market, homework in the south market, long whips in the north market, online classes in the morning, attendance in the evening, no teacher's criticism, but playing King of Kings in the split screen, no teacher's curses, but playing PUBG in the split screen [comical][comical][comical]
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Side Story (17)
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During my most ruthless test, I didn't sleep during lunch break. I was the only one in the class who finished the English test. Then, they copied my answers and said that they didn't care if they were correct or not. After that, when I was teaching the test, there were a total of 120 questions. Why are you so awesome?[Covering face][Comical][Comical][Comical]
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(End) Actually, I can't write anymore. Otherwise, I still have a lot of One-Day Umbrella. I don't have to worry about it. Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable, and I can even fill my stomach with stinky tofu captives and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it for me?
Chinese: Are you the devil or Xiu-Er?
Are you the devil or Xiuer??
[Cantonese: Lightning Devil, must be Xiu Er?]??
You are a demon, you are a beauty???
English: Are you a villaorashow??
Korean: ????,????????
There is a Japanese saying: A-na-wa-mo-de-su-ka? Is there a woman in the house? Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
Chinese: Are you the devil or Xiu-Er?
Are you the devil or Xiuer??
[Cantonese: Lightning Devil, must be Xiu Er?]??
You are a demon, you are a beauty???
English: Are you a villaorashow??
Korean: ????,????????
There is a Japanese saying: A-na-wa-mo-de-su-ka? Is there a woman in the house? Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable and full. Stinky tofu, captives, and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it? It's over.
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In the past thirty-six hours, the primary school students had experienced the greatest survival crisis in history.
Under the relentless urging of many teachers of all grades in the province, 71% of primary school students and 100% of high school students were restarted at full power.
But unfortunately, the current amount of homework had exceeded the total output of all the students.
Primary school students, lost the last chance to finish their homework
In the last few hours, everyone should go home, hug their parents, and enjoy the rest of the day.
90% of homework is paper
We're just missing a match
We still have one last hope
Ignite homework
Wandering Homework
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Side Story (2)
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From now on, you are the most mischievous Xiu-Er in Feilu, codenamed Xiu Di. Have you thought it through? You are the enemy of the entire Feilu.
I'm gonna skin every nook and cranny of Feilu today, I'll see who dares to stop me
I heard there's a Xiu-Er here. Where is he? I am the King of Comical Feilu.
Tell everyone that I'm going back to Feilu. If anyone doesn't like me, I'll personally take their heads. Wasn't that Xiu Di banned? No, that Xiu-Er is coming back [comical][comical]
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Side Story (3)
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Naruto's Bewildering Act
Sasuke used a knife to cut Erasuza
Sunset Red and Weasel compete in illusion
Tuanzang stabbed Susa with the bitter pill
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Side Story (4)
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"From today onwards, you are the best student in the school, codename Zhuang Yuan.¡±
"Why do you have to take the exam? You're making an enemy of the entire school. The principal has already held the graduation ceremony, and now all the teachers want you to graduate!¡±
"I want to get full marks today. Who dares to stop me?¡±
"I heard that there's a student here who loves to study. Can you tell me where he is?¡±
"I'm the physics teacher, Lei Yan!"
"Tell all the teachers that I'm going back to school to personally raise my average score!¡±
"Didn't that student graduate?¡±
"That student is coming back!" [comical]
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Side Story (5)
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"From today onwards, you are the worst student in the school, code name 250.¡±
"Why do you have to tear up these homework? You're making an enemy of the entire school. The principal has already issued an expulsion order. Now, all the teachers want to expel you!¡±
"I want to tear up my homework today. Who dares to stop me!¡±
"I heard that there's a student here who likes to tear homework. Can you tell me where he is?¡±
"I'm the physics teacher, Lei Yan!"
"Tell all the teachers that I'm going back to school and personally pull down the average score!¡±
"Wasn't that student expelled?¡±
"That student is coming back!" [comical]
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Wen Yu is my queen. Although I have never read her name, her position is still very stable. English is my concubine. I don't really love her. It's just that I have to give her family some face because I'm a relative. Mathematics is my Huan Huan. That year, the apricot blossoms were drizzling. Perhaps it was wrong from the beginning. Sports is my pure queen. That is the true love of my heart. As for politics, history, geography, and biology, these lowly official women, I can't be bothered with them. Who allowed them to enter the palace? [comical][comical][comical]
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Miracle Reappears-Ma Huateng [comical]
Like the sun through the night
Dawn quietly glided across the horizon [comical]
Hua Teng's figure shuttled back and forth between reincarnation [comical]
The road to the V8 is at your feet [comical]
Don't be sad, don't be afraid
Huateng is confident and hopes that you can top up your money [comical]
A new skin has appeared [funny]
How can you make me stop refilling my account?
Open King and continue to charge money [comical]
The V8 has come to your side [comical]
V8 Facing Danger
Critical Health Pentakill will appear [comical]
Gather the courage to continue to top up the money [comical]
Miracles will surely appear [comical]
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I'm Black Tiger Fu. Are you ready to die?
Tyrannosaurus flapping its wings, donkey kicking, hamster on the wheel, jackal catching rabbits, super-planet burning, tiger fighting style, elephant fist, elephant kicking, kangaroo jumping, earthquake fist, electric eye threatening, hungry wolf forward, two dragons playing with pearls, flying crane catching shrimp, flying dragon in the sky, flying dragon, flying monkey seizing treasure box, flying elephant stepping on mouse, flying eagle spreading its wings, angry octopus.
Phoenix Running to the Moon, Flamenco Dance, Black Tiger Preying on the Sleepy Sheep, Black Tiger Fleeing the Vulture, Black Tiger Stealing the Heart, Thunder Fist, Monkey Climbing the Tree, Tiger Falling on the Eagle's Back, Tiger Claw Eating Pudding, Volcano Burning Farm, Whale Wagging Tail, Giant Axe Cutting Trees, Hurricane Kick, Mouse Stealing Cheese, Tornado Destroying the Car Park
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Side Story (9)
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[You actually blinded my 24K high-concentration copper sulfate-hardened domain wall resonance anti-vortex damage nuclear resonance-loss electron pulse with high-current LED and phototriode crystal pulse 720 degrees multi-angle reflective dispersion and 32 nuclear dragon processor with a single frequency of 20G Hertz and electronic simulation four-dimensional top stabilization instrument and nuclear radiation-resistant ultra-high-definition resolution of 33300 api super-powerful perpetual motion machine driven mechanical membrane and anti-sun black ion] Radiation contains gold, silver, copper, iron, calcium, Na, K, Mn, gong, lead, tungsten, xe, co, mn, steel, multi-metal, stable cosmic matter, superluminal angle change engine, military-grade rocket propeller, speed quantum titanium alloy dog eyes!¡¹
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Today, I met a handsome guy at the mall. He was so handsome that even I, a man, couldn't help but stare at him. He also looked at me. I wanted to make friends with him, so I shamelessly walked over. Aiyo, damn it! It's actually a mirror
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In reality, I am weak and inferior. I don't dare to fight or insult others for fear of being beaten up. But in the network! He was high-spirited, looked down on the world, insulted the netizens, and was the only one who was supreme! If the heavens don't give birth to me, I'll be a keyboard warrior, and I'll spit out the eternal night. The peak of immortals, proud of the world! With my keyboard, there will be a sky! The great river. The key came from the sky! One key could suppress the world! Breaking the world of mortals! Kill all the immortals! With the key in hand, he could slash the nine heavens! If there were no true immortals in the world? I'm willing to become an immortal!
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Why is a cucumber called a cucumber when it's obviously green? If lobsters were seafood, then why weren't crayfish seafood? What was the name of the cobra before the invention of glasses?
Why was it a nightclub for drinking and a hotel for spending the night? Why was the refrigerator a cabinet and the freezer a box? Why did he say he was taking the elevator when he was standing in the elevator? Why was it called roujiamo when it was clearly a bun with meat? Why wasn't there any fish in the Yuxiang Shredded Pork? Why do I have to be the one basking in the sun? Why was it called a toilet bowl when it was clearly used by humans? Why was it called putting out the fire instead of extinguishing it? Why is the construction site so short of people, but no one invited me to bicker?
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Side Story (13)
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When he was young, he was willing to drive other people's cars. He had all kinds of test drives and difficult maneuvers. Sometimes, he would work all night long. Now that he was older and had some ability, he wanted to buy his own car. Only then did he realize that he could not afford a good car. He did not dare to buy a second-hand car. He did not know how many times he had to buy it. The key was that he was afraid that the previous car owner had the key. He drove it secretly when he had nothing to do. If it broke, he had to repair it himself. The paint and sheet metal were all good at first glance. If he took out the tools and wandered around, the engine would be fake. I advise all the car friends, It was hard to find a car that he really liked later!!! [comical][comical][comical]
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Yesterday afternoon, a girl shyly gave me a note. I opened it and saw that it was a painting. The content was: Two pigeons in the sky and a dead sheep on the ground. I couldn't understand it, so I showed it to the form teacher. The form teacher immediately grabbed my collar and asked me excitedly, which class was that girl from and what was her name? The next day, the class teacher patted my shoulder happily and looked at me with a gratified gaze." Well done, young man.¡±[comical][comical]
Who knows the meaning of this sentence
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Side Story (15)
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The little girl who sells arms
"RPG, the latest Barrett. Sir, please buy one!¡±The little girl was already purple from the cold. She had not eaten for the whole day. If she could not sell another batch of firearms, she would starve to death.
She curled up in the corner and thought of her grandmother. She took out an AKM, removed the bullets, and lit the gunpowder. This would make her warmer.
The little girl took out a red button from the pocket of her tattered dress. Grandma had said that this button would bring happiness to people.
She pressed it without hesitation, and a huge mushroom bloomed on the ground. On this day, countless people saw her grandmother.
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The nails were nailed again and again. Mulan stared at the door. I didn't hear the sound of the nails, only heard your sigh. I asked you what you thought, asked you what you remembered, but you didn't think, you didn't remember. Last night, the nails were nailed, and the teacher ordered a large number of soldiers. There are twelve nails in the book of war, and my name is written on the nails. I don't have an eldest son, and I don't have an eldest brother. I don't want to nail the net, but I want to nail it. He bought stationery in the east market, book covers in the west market, homework in the south market, long whips in the north market, online classes in the morning, attendance in the evening, no teacher's criticism, but playing King of Kings in the split screen, no teacher's curses, but playing PUBG in the split screen [comical][comical][comical]
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Side Story (17)
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During my most ruthless test, I didn't sleep during lunch break. I was the only one in the class who finished the English test. Then, they copied my answers and said that they didn't care if they were correct or not. After that, when I was teaching the test, there were a total of 120 questions. Why are you so awesome?[Covering face][Comical][Comical][Comical]
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(End) Actually, I can't write anymore. Otherwise, I still have a lot of One-Day Umbrella. I don't have to worry about it. Today, I'll eat Old Eight's secret Xiao burger. It's affordable, and I can even fill my stomach with stinky tofu captives and lemons. Look at this. Is it okay if Ollie makes it for me?
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