Yang Yi's dinner today was chicken soup.
Of course, this was not a real chicken. They just looked a little alike. This thing's original name was qitu. It had red and black feathers, three heads and six tails. It was very large, with a wingspan of about 40,000 to 50,000 meters.
However, after entering Yang Yi's small steel pot, it became about the size of an ordinary poultry.
The smell of this kind of mutated beast was very fresh. After boiling the soup, it would emit a rich fragrance. If the poison in its body was ignored, it would definitely be a delicacy on the table.
However, Yang Yi didn't care if it was poisonous or not. Logically speaking, he did not eat to fill his stomach. He just wanted to experience the feeling of eating three meals a day in his previous life.
After eating, Yang Yi put away his small steel pot. He leaned against the rocking chair at the entrance of the Dao Palace and opened the Group chats.
Do you want to enter the little b * tch's stream?
Eh?
Yang Yi was stunned. Deadpool had really started a live broadcast?
The live broadcast room opened.
The scene that entered his eyes was Deadpool sitting at the office desk with a small whip in his hand. Opposite him was a bald man in a black suit with a hideous scar on his face.
The burly man's face turned red. His entire body was tied up by a pair of ropes, and his body was firmly fixed to the chair.
Who was this?
Yang Yi was stunned for a moment. He used Deadpool's coordinates to locate the location. Infiltrating his consciousness into the Marvel World. In an instant, the bald man's identity information was sent back.
Nitra Moritz.
A mafia boss in New York City, a criminal paradise, mainly engaged in human trafficking and firearms business. His hands were full of blood debts, and he was notorious. And he was an extreme racist.
So, the theme of Deadpool's live broadcast was to punish evil and promote good?
Just as Yang Yi was thinking about this, Deadpool, who was wearing a red tight-fitting suit, spoke. "Hi, viewers in the live broadcast room…Hello, everyone. Yes, it was me. Your cute and charming death servants! Are you surprised to see my true appearance? Are you happy? I'm sure you guys are thrilled! Hahahaha!"
This guy tried his best to show off his glib tongue, but it didn't seem to be working.
Neet Ji: " Lei Zijiang, I think you look better in a pure-looking dress."
[Skyfall Saint Black Cat: Mm-hm, we also think that pure and innocent people are more suitable for you.]
How about this light blue one? [Picture]
Not Ying Lili thought,'It's not bad. A pink T-shirt would be a perfect match.'
Mayonnaise Prince: Why do you want a pink T-shirt? I think a light blue T-shirt is also good.
Neet Ji: Shut up, straight man!
Not Ying Lili thought,'You eat mayonnaise every day. What do you know?'
Mayonnaise Prince: What's wrong with mayonnaise? What's wrong with mayonnaise? Tell me!
[Skyfall Saint Black Cat: Looks like excrement.]
Not Ying Lili: It smelled sour.
[Neet-Ji: I don't have any desire to eat it at all.]
Mayonnaise Prince: Enough! I'm just giving an opinion. Why are you targeting me?
Dance King Ben Wang: " A man like you wants to get involved in a girl's discussion. This is a big problem in itself."
Everyone's conversation was not focused on the live broadcast at all. Yang Yi suddenly felt that Deadpool was quite pitiful.
"Guys, look here." Deadpool's laughter had already stopped, and his expression under the mask was very stiff. "Please believe me, the following program will be very exciting. I mean it! I swear on my peerless looks!”
Neet Ji:
Not Ying Lili:
The black cat was speechless.
The man with the sound effect said,"Brother Deadpool, please don't do this." I'm eating.
“fuck! What do you mean by this?" Deadpool was furious. "Are you looking down on me, or are you looking down on my looks?”
Sorry, what did you just say? Appearance? You have this thing?
[Fallen Sky Saint Black Cat: If there is, then it must be a negative number.]
Dance King Ben Wang thought,"In that case, he's right." Very exciting and negative looks formed the perfect ratio. Ugly looks and ugly programs.
Not Ying Lili thought,'It's really boring. I can basically guess what's going to happen next.' It was probably just a boring interrogation session and the final judgment. Justice was served, and the world was at peace.
[Neet Ji: A classic plot of an American TV series.]
[Upskirt Freak: I thought I could see the plot of the Avengers.]
Mayonnaise Prince: Unfortunately, there isn't.
Not Ying Lili said,"Let's go." That was it.
Stinky Bitch: Hey, you can't do this. Please, can you continue watching? This is a humble plea from your little cutie Deadpool.
The Dragon King found a girl to talk about his dream,"You don't keep people like this during a live broadcast." The content should be the king, and the content should be the main theme. You shouldn't be acting pitiful like this.
Not Ying Lili thought,"Brother Qinglian is right!"
"Hmm, I agree with Mr. Green Lotus."
Neet Ji: Onii-chan always gets to the point. I can't take it anymore. What should I do if I like you more and more?
The Dragon King found a girl to talk about his dream:
The little b * tch with a foul mouth,"No!" I'm not convinced! What's wrong with my content? Do you know how much effort I put in to deal with this guy? Do you know how hard I worked for this live broadcast?
[Skyfall Saint Black Cat: You're a man, why don't you come up with something substantial?] Instead, she tied another man up. Who would want to see such a thing!
[Fallen Sky Saint Black Cat: And you tied him up so unprofessionally.]
The little b * tch with a foul mouth was speechless. You have to apologize for what you said just now. You actually said that my tying up was unprofessional? I definitely can't tolerate this kind of thing.
The Dragon King looked for a girl to talk about his dreams, and said,"Alright, don't be silly." Let's stop here. Remember to think about the content when you start a live broadcast next time.
The Antelope Knight joined the group.
Detected that there are more than ten members in the group. The group upgrade began…
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