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39Squirrel, Pui! Old scumbag!

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Wengcao Village was neither big nor small. Anyway, Li Yu rode his bicycle around the village and it was just lunchtime.

"Uncle Xu, I'm here!"

Li Yu stopped the car under a tree and shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Keep your voice down!"

As soon as Li Yu finished speaking, Uncle Xu's courtyard door was opened. Uncle Xu rushed out with a helpless expression and complained.

"What's wrong, Uncle Xu? What are you doing at home?”

"You should be more careful! Oh my god, your auntie just coaxed the child to sleep and woke him up. Are you going to take responsibility?”

Hearing this, Li Yu quickly shut his mouth.

Li Yu had seen Uncle Xu's child a few times. That fellow was earth-shattering!

If a woman was equivalent to 500 ducks, then Uncle Xu's little cub was equivalent to 500 ducks, 500 chickens, and 500 dogs!

It was very noisy!

Especially when he was full of energy, crying and making a fuss, ordinary people definitely couldn't take it.

" I understand, Uncle Xu. Let's enter the village quietly. We don't want those who shoot…" Li Yu glanced at the second floor of Uncle Xu's house with lingering fear and quietly followed Uncle Xu in.

"Auntie, I'm here…"

As soon as he entered the house, he saw Aunt Xu busy scooping rice. Li Yu quickly went up to help.

"Little Li, you're here. You're really punctual today.”Aunt Xu smiled and teased when she saw Li Yu coming over to help.

" Hehe…Didn't I rush over after smelling the fragrance…Aunt's steamed carp is the best…"

"Only you know how to talk."

Aunt Xu smiled happily. She looked at Li Yu as if she was looking at her own brother.

"However, is your throat hurting? Why does your voice sound so strange?"

" Hai…When I first came in, Uncle said that Eldest Brother had just fallen asleep and was afraid of waking him up…"

Big Baby was the nickname that Li Yu gave Uncle Xu's child. When he cried, he was extremely strong. Wasn't he the Big Baby of the Calabash Brothers?

Aunt Xu glared at Li Yu." You've been making a ruckus all morning. You just coaxed him to sleep, but it can't be that exaggerated, right? You even have to suppress your voice to speak…"

"Exaggerated?" Li Yu placed his chopsticks on the table and said in surprise,"It's not an exaggeration at all, okay? I wonder where a child who is less than two years old gets so much energy…"

" Haha..." Aunt Xu and Uncle Xu burst into laughter when they heard that. However, their voices were more or less suppressed." You'll know why when you have a child of your own."”

"It's still early ~"

Li Yu smiled. It was indeed a little too early for him to have a child. At least, he had no plans for now.

"Let's eat…"

"Alright ~"

Aunt Xu gave the order, and the three people at the dining table began to eat. Li Yu, on the other hand, went straight for the steamed carp in the middle.

"That's true. Xiao Li hasn't even found a wife yet. It's indeed too early to have a child ~"

After eating a few mouthfuls, Aunt Xu brought up the topic again.

"Yes, yes…"

"However, if you ask me, Xiao Li, how's Xiao Cui, the daughter of Old Gu's family in the east of the village? Do you want me to matchmake you?"

Hearing this, Li Yu immediately put on a long face and almost cried.

"Uncle! Please spare me!"

Li Yu shuddered when he thought of Xiao Cui from Old Gu's family in the east of the village. That girl was virtuous, but she weighed twice as much as him. He couldn't afford to offend her!

To be honest, Li Yu did have some interest in appearance. After all, only a good-looking person would be interested in understanding that interesting soul.

Of course, he also knew that Uncle Xu and Aunt Xu were joking. That was why he dared to say that.

He thought of a certain squirrel. Could she be like Xiao Cui?

No, no, no...

No!

Definitely not!

"Hahaha…"

"Besides, I already have a girlfriend!”

Hearing Li Yu's words, Uncle Xu and Aunt Xu's interest was instantly piqued. They stopped eating and asked curiously.

"You already have a girlfriend? Didn't you not have it a few days ago?"

"About today, hehe…"

"Is the girl from our village?”

"I don't know." Li Yu answered truthfully.

"Um…what's the girl's name?”

"I don't know…"

"What? He didn't even know his name? Are you making fun of your uncle?”Uncle Xu raised his chopsticks and glared at Li Yu. He was about to swing his chopsticks at Li Yu's head.

"How could that be? We were dating online. Not only did I not know her name, I did not even know what she looked like or how old she was.”

Online, online dating?

Uncle Xu and Aunt Xu were truly shocked.

I don't understand the concept of love among modern young people.

Say 'Squirrel',' Squirrel'!

The phone in Li Yu's pocket moved. A message from the little squirrel came.

"Uncle, Auntie, look, they sent me a message…"

As he spoke, Li Yu took out his phone and looked at it while eating.

Squirrel: Li Yu, have you eaten? pleasant

Li Yu, the Latter Ruler of the Tang Dynasty, said,"I'm eating. Are you done?"

Squirrel: " Not yet…Pinch your lips, pout your lips. I'm probably going to be busy for the entire afternoon…I'm going crazy. I took advantage of my lunch break to come and complain to you. Poor thing. Poor thing."

Li Yu, the Latter Lord of the Tang Dynasty, said,"It's really hard on my little squirrel ~ I'll rub my head and rub my head."

Squirrel: Sigh…pitiful.jgp

Li Yu, the Latter Lord of the Tang Dynasty: Why don't you just stop working? I told you, I'll steal rice to support you!

Squirrel: "Go away ~ White Eyes! My current job is my dream. I won't give up!"

Li Yu, the Latter Ruler of the Tang Dynasty, thought,"Dream?" That's great…Unlike me, I don't have any dreams.

Squirrel: Don't you have any dreams? dull

"Yes, there used to be some, but after this morning, there was none." regret

The little squirrel was speechless. puzzled

Li Yu, the Latter Ruler of the Tang Dynasty: Ah ~ My dream was to marry the best wife in the world and become the happiest person in the world ~ Shy, shy

The squirrel was speechless.

Squirrel, Pui! You're definitely an old scumbag!!

Li Yu, the Latter Ruler of the Tang Dynasty, thought,"Hahaha, I'm just telling the truth."

…………………

Far away in Sichuan and Shu.

A certain squirrel, who was eating a lunchbox from a certain crew, saw the VX message sent by a certain someone on his phone and instantly blushed.

He was both embarrassed and happy.

It was really cute.

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