"Hahaha…Little Brother Li, you're really…funny…"
After all, after a short period of speechlessness, Mr. He decided to change the topic.
"Little Brother Li, are the few plots of land in front of the door yours? What kind of crops are they growing?"
Although Li Yu's house and the mushroom house were neighbors, there was still some distance between them. Coincidentally, the few plots of land in front of the small courtyard were not under the jurisdiction of the mushroom house, so Teacher He asked.
Field investigation, field investigation, there was nothing wrong with that!
"I think so. When I bought this house, I included these few plots of land, but I didn't plan to plant anything.”Li Yu thought for a moment and answered truthfully.
"Not planting anything? Isn't that too wasteful…"
"That's right, Little Brother Li. Why don't you plant something? Even vegetables would be good. The vegetables made from these original green vegetables tasted good.”
"Because I'm tired…"
Li Yu shrugged his shoulders and said matter-of-factly.
"It's impossible to farm. I won't be able to farm in this lifetime. As for the taste, I don't know how to cook either. I can only barely make a living by freeloading on food.”
"I'm telling you, you guys made the right choice to come to Wengcao Village.”
"When I first came here, I felt like I was going home. It feels much better here than in those big cities! My fellow villagers are all chefs, and their words are pleasant to the ear. I really like this place!”
Teacher He: "???"
Teacher Huang: "???"
Peng Peng: "???"
Shut up! Shameless old thief!
Where did you get so much nonsense from?!!
" Cough cough…" Teacher Huang coughed a few times and emphasized to Li Yu,""Erm, little brother, our 'The Life You Aware of' is a variety show that has a very positive outlook on life. Isn't it a little inappropriate for you to say that?”
It was indeed a little inappropriate to say that farming was impossible. Although they could edit it out later, as a university teacher, they did not want such a young man to have such thoughts.
"Is that so?" Li Yu pondered for a moment. This sentence was a popular joke on the Internet in his previous life. It spread very widely. Although it was just a joke, there were also many people who commented that the three views of the world were not correct. To immature netizens, it had a bad influence.
"Can you cut out the part just now? Let me rephrase my words." Li Yu said with a serious expression,""I'm a decent person. I won't allow others to smear my innocence!”
Teacher He and the other two were so angry that they laughed. They didn't expect the first neighbor they visited to have such a sense of variety.
It was just that his words were a little infuriating!
"Don't worry, we're also a serious program team. We definitely won't broadcast that scene in the official film!”
Teacher Huang sneered in her heart. The main film would not be broadcast, but it would not prevent us from using it as a promotional film or a promotional film.
"Please begin your performance."
…………
After Ms. Huang finished speaking, the crowd instantly fell silent.
"Little brother, why aren't you saying anything?" Mr. He held back his laughter and asked with a trembling shoulder.
"You guys have to ask first. Otherwise, I'll just say it directly.”Li Yu rolled his eyes and said unhappily.
Teacher He was speechless.
" Alright..." Teacher He sighed and paused." Brother, why don't you plant something?" Aren't these fields wasted?"
Li Yu nodded, and a feeling of inferiority instantly appeared on his face. He sighed and said,"Because I know my limits!”
"Farming is easy to say and look at, but it's actually very difficult to do! Sowing, plowing, weeding, fertilising, and so on! It required too much professional knowledge and too much energy!”
"Hoeing the crops at noon, sweat dripping into the soil.”
"It's just an ancient poem. Even a child can recite it, but how many people can do it?？I think I can't do it. Only a diligent farmer uncle can do it!”
"So, I admire them!"
Teacher He was speechless.
Teacher Huang was speechless.
Peng Peng was speechless.
Xiu-Er, is that you?
Teacher Huang didn't expect Li Yu to do this. He swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva from the shock, but he accidentally choked.
"Cough cough! Cough cough! Cough cough cough…"
Hearing Teacher Huang's cough, Li Yu came back to his senses from a certain state. He opened his blurry and innocent eyes and asked with concern,"Teacher Huang, what's wrong with you? You coughed a few times just now, and now it's even more exaggerated. Did you catch a cold?”
"Indeed, it's very easy to catch a cold this season. Don't be like other young people when you're old. You have to take care of your body ~"
"Pfft…"
Ms. Huang almost spat out a mouthful of blood, while Ms. He and Peng Peng were all smiles.
"Hahaha…"
" Little brother, awesome!!"
Li Yu: "???"
"To be honest, I happen to have some wolfberries at home. They're definitely top-grade. Do you want…"
"There's no need!" Teacher Huang didn't wait for Li Yu to finish his sentence and interrupted him with a flustered expression,""My body is very strong. I don't need goji berries at all!”
Hearing this, Li Yu shook his head slightly with a regretful expression.
Teacher Huang rolled her eyes and came up with a plan. She teased,"But you, young man, have started to stock up on such a great tonic like wolfberries at such a young age. Young man, you have to control yourself…"
"Hehe…"
Teacher He was indeed the Mushroom House Filthy Demon King. As soon as Teacher Huang finished speaking, he began to laugh. Even the innocent Peng Peng was led astray. He squinted his eyes and looked like he wanted to laugh but did not dare to.
"As expected of you, Teacher Huang!"
"There's yellow in the name, so when you cut it open, it's still yellow. When you dig it up, it's even more yellow.”
"I…"
"Have you heard of a saying? Staying up late at night and drinking the most expensive wolfberries, that's me!”
Li Yu stood proudly as if he was displaying his lofty aspirations.
Teacher He was speechless.
Teacher Huang was speechless.
Peng Peng was speechless.
Brother Li, what is your structure?？？
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