Sir System Is Too Honest
Are you alright? Hu Bayi looked at Big Golden Tooth, who was squatting there to use the toilet.
As soon as the smell entered his nostrils, Hu Bayi quickly held his breath and covered his nose with his hand.
Fatty Wang did not seem to notice the smell in the toilet. He chewed on the steamed bun in his mouth and ate it happily.
Big Golden Tooth's hands kept pushing away the yellow soil on the ground, revealing the stepping stones on the ground. His face was filled with excitement."How is it?"
"Yo, this is good stuff. Why is it here?”Hu Ba Yi pinched his nose and asked.
"As far as I can see, this should be from the early Western Zhou Dynasty. Unfortunately, the words have been smoothed out.”Big Golden Tooth sighed.
"So, there are Western Zhou tombs nearby.”Fatty Wang was pleasantly surprised.
"I realized that you are very quick-witted in this aspect.”Hu Bayi released his hand that was covering his nose, his eyes staring at Fatty Wang, his expression revealing admiration."Sigh, does it smell good?"
At this moment, Hu Ba Yi's eyes were narrowed by the smoke, and he found it difficult to breathe. Fatty Wang's eyes were fixed on the stepping stone, and he did not notice Hu Ba Yi's joke."It's alright, but it's a little painful to the eyes.”
Hu Ba Yi and Big Golden Tooth chuckled.
The warm and hospitable old man was afraid that the food would not be enough if there were a few more people, so he added two more side dishes. As soon as he went out, he saw three big men squatting in the toilet. Fatty Wang was still eating with relish.
"Good young man, what are those young men who came with you doing?”The grandpa asked in surprise.
"Sir, they're all elders. I can't say for sure. What do you think they're doing?”Li Yi put down the book in his hand and glanced at the toilet.
"Don't tell me they like to eat that. The younger generation these days really likes everything.”The grandpa sighed,"If I knew earlier, I wouldn't have had to work on the Oil Doused Noodles."”
Li Yi coughed and buried his head in the book.
"Youngsters, come out. That's the toilet. It's not fresh.”The grandpa shook his head." If you really like it, there's still cow dung under my stove. Old Yellow just pooped today."”
Hu Ba Yi, Fatty Wang, and Big Golden Teeth stared at each other with wide eyes. Fatty Wang suddenly understood. A pungent smell rushed into his nose and he looked inside.
Fatty Wang immediately felt that it was really similar to the cornbread in his hand. He made a vomiting gesture, but he felt that it was a waste and immediately walked out.
Big Golden Tooth immediately pulled up his pants. Huba Yi covered his nose, instantly feeling regret for his actions.
"Hey, I'm coming." The three of them said in unison.
"You guys really like it." The grandpa's eyes widened." Don't worry. Although I made Oil Doused Noodles, I can still make some changes. I'll add some for you. I just don't know if it tastes good."”
With that, the grandpa immediately walked towards the kitchen.
"Sir, you misunderstood." Hu Bayi held on tightly to First Master's hand and refused to let go.
"No, Sir, it's really not." Fatty Wang explained while gesturing with his hands.
"Hey, I understand, I understand. You guys are too embarrassed to say it.”The old man looked at Li Yi, who was reading, and then lowered his voice,"It's hard to say in front of a child. In a while, I'll send him away and quietly serve it to you.”
When Golden Tooth heard that, his eyes kept rolling. He held his head with his right hand and almost fainted.
After explaining, he finally stopped the enthusiastic old man.
Hearing that it was a misunderstanding, the grandpa felt helpless.
It was all these three youngsters 'fault for squatting inside and eating steamed buns together with a look of enjoyment.
In order to avoid awkwardness, he could only sit at the side and weave a bamboo basket silently.
Big Golden Tooth stuffed the steamed bun into his mouth and spoke while chewing. He spat out corn cakes from his mouth."Sir, where did you get the stone slab in the toilet?”
As soon as he finished speaking, Fatty Wang immediately perked up his ears, his face full of surprise.
As long as there was an intact object in the Western Zhou Tomb, it was not something that could be measured by money.
If he could find any item this time, he would not have to worry about food and clothing for thirty years.
The old man weaved a bamboo basket and said,""I had it when I was young. There was a professor in Ninety-Five City who said that it was good.”
"It's good, but it can't be eaten.”The grandpa shook his head and sighed.
Big Golden Teeth shook his head, shouting in his heart that it was a waste of God's gift.
Li Yi thought to himself,'This professor is really something. He's pretending to be ignorant.'
Hu Bayi didn't mind." Master, I want to ask you something. Do you know Ma Dadan?"”
The old man shook his head." Ma Guandan. He's also known as the Living King of Hell. It's said that there's a coffin in his coffin shop."”
"It is said that as long as he smashes the coffin, a person will die in every ten miles. The harder he smashes, the farther the place where the person dies. When business is bad, he smashes the coffin.”
"Really? Is it really that evil?" Fatty Wan was dumbfounded and said worriedly,""Aren't you going to smash his coffin shop?”
"This is just a legend. There's no real evidence.”"Why are you asking about him?" the grandpa thought.”
Big Golden Teeth, Fatty Wang was stunned, and Hu Ba Yi had yet to speak.
Li Yi smiled and said,"I heard that Ma Dadan's coffin is very good. My second uncle wanted to buy one for himself while Ma Dadan was doing business."”
Fatty Wang, who was chewing a steamed bun, choked on the spot. His eyes widened."Water, water."
Big Golden Tooth immediately took it over.
Sir System turned around and understood."This young man really has a good idea. If we keep him, we won't have to run around anymore.”
"Ahem." Fatty Wang drank a few mouthfuls of water.”
"Where are you guys going?" The grandpa lowered his head and asked.
Hu Bayi pulled Fatty Wang tightly,"Southwest."”
"In the southwest, that coffin might come in handy.”The grandpa thought for a while and took a deep breath."That's the ferry. We locals call it the Dragon Ridge Maze Cave. It's a hole in a mud shell. If you fall in, you won't be able to get out.”
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After eating and drinking to his heart's content, Big Golden Tooth paid again.
Li Yi and the others began to head southwest.
Along the way, yellow soil filled the sky. It was a pure karst landscape, and the terrain was fragmented.
The dry valley, the wild high ground, all the way up and down.
Fatty Wang was panting as he walked on the road, Hu Ba Yi was pulling Big Golden Teeth along the way.
"This old man's words are still irritating.”Fatty Wang let out a long breath." Rascal, don't use Second Uncle next time. It really pisses me off."”
"Don't say that first. I'm just a little straightforward.”Li Yi said calmly.
"This is too straightforward." Big Golden Tooth lay on Hu Ba Yi's shoulder, waving his hands and shaking his head.
"See that? That's the Fishbone Temple.”Li Yi looked at the compass in his hand that was constantly changing as he pointed ahead.
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