"Hurry up and leave! Don't dawdle!"
"You're all dead and have become ghosts. Hurry up.”
"You're the richest man in the world? Billions of assets? Sorry, the down payment of the Yang Realm was nothing in the Netherworld!”
Pa!
Pa!
One by one, tall and sturdy ox-headed and horse-faced men roared as they waved their whips. The whips flickered with lightning as they lashed at the ghosts. In particular, the ghost that was shouting that he was the richest man was lashed dozens of times until the ghost became thin and almost dissipated.
"Is this the netherworld? I'm finally dead! Hahaha?" After Lin Feng realized that he was already dead. Ignoring the reprimands of the surrounding ox-heads and horse-faces and the surprised gazes of the surrounding ghosts, he laughed crazily.
For ordinary people, death was the most terrifying thing. However, to Lin Feng, death could actually free him. There was no other reason for this. Lin Feng was simply too f * cking unlucky in this life. Wiping the butt and tearing the paper, farting and jumping out shit. It wasn't enough to describe how unlucky Lin Feng was.
Lin Feng dared to guarantee that no one would be able to experience that unbearable life. They couldn't help but hang themselves. It was too painful.
The motorcycle's brakes had failed, causing him to lead a group of security officers in the city for nearly three hours. He didn't stop until the motorcycle ran out of gas. In the end, he was detained for half a month.
Peeing under a telephone pole and getting electrocuted half to death.
The whole class did not do their homework, and the teacher only spot-checked himself.
He had never won a single number in the lottery!
Being chased by the golden retriever in the neighborhood for an entire afternoon was something that countless ordinary people would never encounter in their entire lives. Every day, he would be like a fly that surrounded Lin Feng.
Until Lin Feng couldn't take it anymore and decided to hang himself. Only then did he realize that even wanting to die was an extravagant hope.
Buy pesticide, hang yourself, buy fake pesticide. The bottle cap was printed with the words "One more bottle". This was the only time in Lin Feng's life that he had won a prize!
He hung himself, and the rope broke.
He jumped into the sea and hanged himself. He was caught by the fishermen with a net. He even lost all his worth because he accidentally broke the fisherman's net. In the end, Lin Feng was finally crushed to death by a truck because he had saved a little girl. At the thought of this, Lin Feng decided that if he still had memories in his next life, he would definitely erect a memorial tablet for the truck driver to burn three incense sticks every day.
After trying all kinds of methods to hang himself, Lin Feng was finally crushed to death by a truck in a heroic act.
Just as Lin Feng was laughing at the sky as he recalled his life, in the Soaring Heaven King Palace, the Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, Grand White Jinxing, and the other higher-ups of the Heavenly Courts were holding an emergency meeting. The content of the meeting was how to resolve Lin Feng's problem.
"What should we do? It was the ninety-ninth life. Shen Gongpao's disciple had reincarnated ninety-nine times. Let him successfully reincarnate again. He had succeeded. Everyone knew the power of the Tribulation Fungus Body. At that time, do you have any countermeasures?”The Jade Emperor said seriously as he slammed the table.
The immortals naturally knew how powerful the Myriad Tribulation Fungus Body was. Shen Gongpao had only reached the first level of his Tribulation Fungus Body during the God-Sealing War. Just by saying," Fellow Daoist, please wait!" This sentence sent 99% of Jie School's senior and junior brothers to the God Rankings.
The true power of the Tribulation Fungus Body. After saying "please wait" to someone. The other party would do something for him unconditionally. Moreover, from then on, bad luck would be added to his body. If it was light, he would be seriously injured, and if it was serious, he would not be able to repay his life.
Once Lin Feng reached great success, it would be the greatest calamity in the history of the Three Realms!
"Jade Emperor, Xiao Xian has a countermeasure. "But his methods are a little…" Taibai Jinxing hesitated.
"What time is it? No matter what method he used, it would be a good method to resolve Lin Feng's problem. Tell me!" The Jade Emperor said anxiously.
"This Myriad Tribulation Fungus Body is at the great success stage. He needed to reincarnate for a hundred lifetimes. In every life, he had to let bad luck befall him and die in order to save others. But what if he doesn't die?" Taibai Jinxing thought for a moment and said.
"I won't die! Good! Good! Tai Bai was indeed an old traitor with outstanding wisdom!”The immortals were all extremely intelligent, after Taibai Jinxing finished speaking, everyone understood his method. It was to make Lin Feng immortal in his 100th life. As long as Lin Feng didn't die, then his myriad tribulation unlucky attack would never reach great success!
"That's right. This is a good opportunity! We'll do as you say!" The Jade Emperor said firmly.
Half an hour later, Lin Feng was brought to the King of Hell's palace by a group of ox-headed and horse-faced people in a palanquin.
"Lin Feng, is it because you are too unlucky in this life? Therefore, we decided after some research. In your next life, your lifespan will be extended indefinitely. In other words, you will live forever. Are you willing?" King Yama asked Lin Feng.
"I'm not willing." Lin Feng said as he rubbed his nose. What a joke. Compensate me. Let me live forever. If I'm always so unlucky, I'd rather die!
When King of Hell heard this, he felt that something wasn't right. This wasn't how the script was written. It was impossible for ordinary people to live forever. In order to make you immortal, the Jade Emperor spent a lot of money to refine that primordial spirit treasure.
"Do you really not want to live forever? One must know that immortality was something countless people dreamed of. Before Yama could finish, he was interrupted by Lin Feng.
"I don't want to. If he was still so unlucky. I just want to scatter my soul." Lin Feng impatiently spoke.
The King of Hell was stunned for a moment and asked,"You can think of something satisfying." For example, we can fulfill any wish."
"If we're talking about wishes. I really have one!" Lin Feng spoke after thinking for a moment.
"What wish? Hurry up and say it. As long as we can do it, we will definitely satisfy you!”Hearing that Lin Feng had a wish. King Yama was ecstatic. I'm not afraid that you have a wish. What I'm afraid of is that you don't have it. As long as you don't die, let alone one, even if there are ten or a hundred of you. We will satisfy you.
"My only wish is to die quickly!”Lin Feng expressionlessly spoke.
King Yama, who was originally filled with joy, heard Lin Feng's only wish. He felt as if he had eaten a fly. She choked.
"Lin Feng, wait a moment. I'll go and discuss how to compensate you. I'll give you a satisfactory explanation later!”At this moment, King Yama already had no way to deal with Lin Feng. He could only find an excuse to leave and report this matter to the Jade Emperor!
"King of Hell, please wait!" Just as King Yama was about to leave. Lin Feng suddenly spoke.
Hell King, who was about to leave, heard the words," Hell King, please wait!'The moment he said this, he felt a mysterious force forcefully stop him from leaving. At that moment, his body seemed to be out of his control.
And just like that, King Yama once again sat opposite Lin Feng.
The King of Hell who sat down once again saw the faint smile on Lin Feng's face. Then, he thought of the rumors about the Tribulation Fungus Body. A coldness that penetrated deep into his soul burst out from the depths of his heart. The King of Hell, who had controlled the netherworld for countless years and experienced countless storms. At this moment, his body started to tremble uncontrollably.
"What do you want me to do?" King Yama swallowed his saliva and pretended to be calm.
"Send me to reincarnate!"
" Alright!" After King Yama spoke, he waved his hand and sent Lin Feng into the Six Paths of Reincarnation!
"I don't want to. What did I do? How could I be like this! What's going on?!" A few minutes later, King Yama woke up from that weird state. He did not know what had happened just now. And so, he sent Lin Feng to reincarnate in a daze. He couldn't help but roar!
The immortals in Soaring Heaven King Palace looked at the scene that came from the Nether World through the Thousand Mile Mirror. For a moment, everyone fell silent.
"King Yama, you should be more focused on handling Lin Feng's matter. He had committed an irreparable mistake and was unforgivable! Considering that you've controlled the underworld for billions of years and have worked hard. The death penalty could be avoided, but the punishment was hard to avoid. He would be sent to the 18th level of hell and suffer the pain of being burned by the flames for 100,000 years!" The Jade Emperor said solemnly as he sat on the Soaring Heaven King Palace.
Perhaps the Jade Emperor did not realize that the punishment for Hades was too severe. Lin Feng's words," King of Hell, please wait!”It had already affected his judgment!
After the Jade Emperor finished speaking, the two golden-armored generals left. He took King Yama away.
"Jade Emperor, spare my life! Spare me!" King Yama's begging voice slowly faded into the distance.
"Jade Emperor, I wonder what Lin Feng should do.”
"Forget it. I'll go borrow the Heaven and Earth Black Yellow Exquisite Pagoda now!"At that time, I and all the ministers will fuse the protection system of the Heavenly Court system with it. At that time, everything would be alright! However, the fastest time needed for the fusion was twenty days! A day in the sky was equivalent to a year on the ground, and he hoped that nothing would happen in the next twenty years! Twenty years later, he would be able to adjust the time ratio in that world!"Just like the Heavenly Court!" The Jade Emperor turned around and left after saying that.
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