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"Very good. Very good! Tai Bai seemed to have a very useful plan! This way, we will be able to know the content and time of Lin Feng's suicide in advance! If we want to stop him from hanging himself with our methods, isn't it very easy? "Hahaha." After the Jade Emperor heard Lin Feng announce the time and method of hanging himself, he was stunned. His mood instantly became much better!
How could it be so easy to jump off a building and want to die? Let alone jumping off a building, even if you jumped into a volcano, the Heavenly Court would have 100 ways to let you live!
"Jade Emperor, this is still a little unsafe!”Yue Lao pondered for a while and said.
"Oh! My dear minister, I feel that we can't stop Lin Feng from hanging himself with our methods!”When the Jade Emperor heard Yue Lao's words, his face darkened. He said in an unfriendly tone.
"Jade Emperor, please calm down. Before this, Xiao Xian had seriously researched the reason why Lin Feng hanged himself in his previous 99th life. Being extremely unlucky was one thing. However, he would also be betrayed by the woman he loved in every life. Why don't we start from this point! "Jade Emperor, look," Yue Lao said with a wicked smile.
"That makes sense. Then I'll leave this matter to you. If you do it well, you will be rewarded!" The Jade Emperor said after a moment of contemplation.
"Yes, sir! Xiao Xian will do his best!" Yue Lao said as if he had already achieved something. What a joke. Who am I? I can even settle the complicated relationship between men and women in the Jade Emperor's family. Not to mention that he would be gifting Lin Feng a few top-grade beauties!
"Also, you must be careful. Don't make things worse!" When the Jade Emperor thought of the conflict between the Queen Mother and the few fairies, he could not help but add!
"Xiao Xian, I know!" After saying that, Yue Lao turned around and left!
After Lin Feng and the two brothers finished eating, they headed straight for Yanjing University. Lin Feng planned to buy a house tomorrow and move out of the dormitory. As for whether he would die from jumping off the building tomorrow. Lin Feng felt no pressure at all!
He had skipped more than ten times in his previous life! Didn't he jump around after that?
As for the rest, Lin Feng hadn't thought about it yet. Let's take it one step at a time!
Between the school gate and the dormitory, there was a rather large gymnasium! It was noisy here every day, but today it was especially lively. The reason was that there was a job fair here today. Even though Yanjing University was one of the top universities in the country. However, there was still the pressure of graduation.
Lin Feng looked at the students who had submitted their resumes and couldn't help but smile. A few days ago, he was still one of them, but now, he was a guy who committed suicide! I hope it succeeds as soon as possible!
Although Lin Feng had sighed at fate countless times. But now, he had to say it again. Fate was too mysterious!
Just as Lin Feng was watching the recruitment fair at the entrance of the stadium and sighing with emotion, the system's voice suddenly sounded."You have a new mission. Do you want to accept it?”
"What is it? Mission? F * ck! Catch, catch, catch! Hurry up and answer it." Lin Feng started for a moment before he finally reacted to what was happening. He thought about how the system could help him eliminate bad luck. Even if it could not eliminate bad luck. It would be good if they could kill him! In that case, he wouldn't have to work so hard to court death. Lin Feng accepted it without thinking!
Lin Feng muttered to himself, causing the people who passed by him to cast him a few strange glances.
" Confirm. Mission accepted." The system said coldly.
Lin Feng hurriedly took out his earphones and put them on. If he continued to speak like this, others would not treat him as a lunatic.
"What mission?" Lin Feng hurriedly lowered his voice and asked.
Mission: Recruit a full-time female assistant.
[Requirements: Overall appearance score of 90 and above.] The higher the score, the higher the final reward. As for whether your heart is beautiful or not, it's up to you to judge!）。
[Time: Within three hours.]
[Reward: Three Sisters of Love Cards!]
[Punishment: Immortality.]
[Mission Note: If you can't even complete such a simple mission, you have the right to die!]
After seeing the mission clearly, Lin Feng's entire body was in a state of shock. Damn, what kind of mission was this?
"F * ck, system, are you sure you didn't make a mistake? The punishment for failure was immortality! Was there a mistake? Do you dare to cheat me again? I'll go!" Lin Feng stood at the entrance of the gymnasium and roared hysterically!
"You still have 2 hours and 59 minutes.”The system confirmed the time for Lin Feng.
"Isn't this punishment too heavy?”Lin Feng anxiously walked towards the recruitment fair as he asked. Thinking about the consequences of failing the mission, Lin Feng felt a chill run down his spine.
Immortality was a dream for others. However, it was the most terrifying punishment for him!
"Countdown to 2 hours and 55 minutes!”The system fell silent after saying that. No matter how Lin Feng called out, he didn't make a sound. In the end, Lin Feng could only give up on bargaining. He quickly ran towards the job fair!
After all, this mission was related to whether he could hang himself successfully.
Lin Feng was very familiar with this job fair. The job fair wasn't very big, but it was definitely not small either. Lin Feng quickly walked to the management office and paid 200 yuan before finding a stall. He found a piece of cardboard and went straight to the printing shop beside him to print out his requirements.
When Lin Feng walked out, the expression of the owner of the printing shop behind him was still extremely strange. Lin Feng could only ignore the owner's gaze with an embarrassed expression. He carried the signboard and found his stall before setting it up.
A job fair held at Yanjing University. They were all from large corporations. It was indeed rare to see someone like Lin Feng who was hiring alone. In addition to that, Lin Feng's card board that was silently holding back his attention, it was difficult for him not to attract the attention of others!
Especially when Lin Feng raised the recruitment board, the surrounding spectators were instantly dumbfounded.
At this moment, Lin Feng wished he could wear a pair of sunglasses on his face. This was very embarrassing, alright? F * ck!
Listen to the system's mission requirement. Recruit a full-time female assistant. The requirement is to be on standby 24 hours a day and be on call. What did this mean? If a normal person thought about it, they would think that he was hiring an assistant or a mistress.
The problem was that this was the system's mission requirement! Lin Feng wanted to explain, but he had no way to do so. Who asked him to accept the mission without even looking at it? If the mission was not successful, he would have to be a eunuch for a week! Most importantly, there was a time limit! Wasn't this nonsense?
Lin Feng swore that in the future, no matter what the situation was, he had to look at the mission details before making a decision. otherwise
"D * mn, this is going to blow up the heavens! This kid looked like a dog, how could he be so dirty? But I like it!"
"Sigh, the current society! Was he looking for a female assistant or a mistress? Really!"
"Bah, this guy is a beast. However, that was another matter. He was still quite handsome!”
"The morals of the world are deteriorating day by day! Even if he was looking for a mistress, he couldn't do it so openly!”
" This brother is really too shameless!"
"You really don't understand the life of rich people!”
Hearing the comments of the surrounding crowd. Even with Lin Feng's shamelessness, he wished he could find a hole to hide in! However, Lin Feng could no longer care about this. At this moment, there was only one thought in Lin Feng's mind. He wanted to hang himself!
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