" Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the selection of the judges of the underworld. First, I will introduce the three judges sitting in front of the judge of life and death's residence. On the left is the Benevolence Reward Division. He is responsible for giving awards to the little ghosts who have done good deeds while they were alive. He will judge whether they will ascend to heaven and become gods or reincarnate as humans and reincarnate into the mortal world. Everyone could see how kind the smile on his face was.”
"Everyone, please look at the one on the right. He is from the Department of Evil Punishment. He specializes in sentencing and convicting evil spirits who committed crimes when they were alive. Then, he will hand over the evil spirits to the messengers of death and send them to the punishment platform. After they are released, they will be sent to the Samsara Temple to turn into cattle, horses, insects, and pigs. After that, they will return to the world of the living to complete the 'On How I Become a Delicacy' instance dungeon.”
"As for the one sitting in the middle, it's the famous Judge Cui. He's the head of all the judges. He's in charge of extending the lifespan of those who do good and making the evil return to the underworld. It was said that Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty had suddenly passed away when he had twenty years left to live. He had come to him to solve the problem. Actually, I'm thinking if I should talk to him?”
"Greetings, my name is Zhao Ritian, and I'm from the Yangshi Sentence Primary School. Please protect me!”
"F * ck, watch from a close distance. Hurry up and take a photo with the judges.”
"Great Judge, I am a good person. I help grannies cross the road every day. Please take care of me when the time comes.”
"Lord Judge, do you know if stealing a little underwear is considered evil? Two years ago today, it was a dark and windy night. I passed by the girls 'dormitory and couldn't help but wait online for an answer!”
"Stealing a girl's skirt?”
"What if you have impure feelings for a pair of stockings?”
" He shot a beautiful statue by the roadside…"
" I once stood on the rooftop and peed on my ex-girlfriend who was kissing her new boyfriend…"
" Stealing a neighbor's chicken…"
"F * ck, there's a bunch of losses!"
"Everyone, you guys are really 666!"
"It's always a high-profile passerby of good people.”
"The one in front who is a good person, bring me along. But I wonder if wasting paper is a sin?”
……
The bullet screen in the live broadcast room was filled with comments. Judge Cui slapped the gavel and asked seriously,"Who are you? Quickly report your name!"
Hmm, it seemed like this Judge Cui was a righteous person.
"The person we are recruiting this time is a new judge of the Inspectorate. His responsibility is to let the good receive good retribution, the evil receive evil retribution, and to avenge the wronged. The responsibility of the Inspectorate is important. Since you're here to apply, tell me why you think you can take on this heavy responsibility.”The judge of the Department of Mercy spoke in a much gentler tone.
As for the Judge of the Department of Evil Punishment, he crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes. He had an expression that said," I'll just quietly watch you trash come up and embarrass yourselves." Although Ye Ming's appearance was quite cool, he didn't think highly of Ye Ming.
Seeing that they didn't give him any more time, Ye Ming coughed dryly and said,""Three judges, I personally think that no matter how nice your words sound, they are all empty talk. Being a good judge was not something that could be said, but something that could be done. As the saying goes, facts speak louder than words. I'll hand over my resume to you now.”
"A resume?" The three judges looked at each other. What the hell was a resume?
All the onlookers craned their necks and looked curiously at Ye Ming on the stage.
Many of the ghosts only heard the noise when Ye Ming came out, but in fact, they didn't see anything. When they saw a living person on the stage, they all booed and whispered to each other. They looked at Ye Ming with disdain.
A living person wanted to be a judge? What kind of joke was this?
Now that they heard that Ye Ming didn't want to show off his strength but wanted to take out a resume, they couldn't help but laugh. This living person, he still thought that this was the world of the living. Could it be that he was prepared to show his academic qualifications?
However, when the ghost soldier dragged the dead dog-like Witch of the Black Mountain onto the stage, all the laughter instantly disappeared.
"Who is this?"
"I don't know…"
" By the way, he really looks a little familiar…"
Amidst the suspicious discussions, Ye Ming said loudly,""This is my resume! When I came to the netherworld today, I met a girl named Nie Xiaoqian. She was harmed by an evil ghost when she was alive, and after she died, she was constantly harassed by this evil ghost. However, it was only today that her grievances were avenged! And this evil spirit was brought here by me!”
"The one in front of you is the notorious Witch of the Black Mountain!”Ye Ming lifted the Witch of the Black Mountain up. When he shouted the name, there was an uproar below the stage.
Among these little ghosts, the Witch of the Black Mountain was a very famous name. Everyone knew that the Witch of the Black Mountain had profound cultivation and could not be easily provoked. His temper was also very bad.
But today, he was actually defeated?! Moreover, he was dragged here by a living person?
Was this for real?
For a moment, all the audience members were excited. They squeezed forward desperately, trying to see if the miserable ghost was the Witch of the Black Mountain.
"I knew it looked familiar! I've seen the Witch of the Black Mountain before. It's him!”The ghost brother who had been complaining about his familiarity finally succeeded in slapping his face and shouted excitedly.
"Is it really the Witch of the Black Mountain? Damn it! Damn it! I suddenly feel that Gui Xin is a little unstable!”
"Wait, the Witch of the Black Mountain was knocked down by this kid?”
"No way!"
"No matter how he was knocked down, I'm convinced by this living person!”
"Awesome, awesome. No, I have to stay away from him.”
The Judge of Evil's eyes finally opened a slit. He glanced around and said in a hoarse voice,""It's really that bug, the Witch of the Black Mountain. Kid, you're not bad."
After he finished speaking, he shut his mouth tightly again, as if every word he said would consume a lot of Yin Qi.
"No way! This living person had actually obtained the affirmation of the Judge of Evil?”
"Did I hear wrongly? When Young Master Wang went up and tried so hard to display it, the Judge of Evil only opened one eye to take a look. He didn't even make a sound.”
"Could this living person really have a chance to become a judge?”
Young Master Wang's face, which was already as pale as a dead man, was now covered in a layer of green gas.
This brat!
Ye Ming continued," The Witch of the Black Mountain has done evil for many years and has been at large. Now, he has finally been brought to justice." May I ask the three judges, are you satisfied with this resume?
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