Yesterday, 520, I opened WeChat and 50 beautiful girls invited me on a date. If I was 20 years old, I wouldn't mind having a sweet date with them. If they didn't mind, they could also have a group exercise. However, I was only 3 years old, so I stayed at home to watch my favorite armor warrior.
It was said that when the readers who liked armored warriors were born, their fathers cried themselves hoarse for a month and a half. He refused to believe that the children were inherited from his genes.
Later, in order to prove her innocence, her mother dragged her father to the hospital to do a paternity test. The doctor lifted the blanket and cried after taking a look. He wiped his nose and said,"Go back. This is not your son. It's not anyone's. Humans can't give birth to such a handsome child..."
An intern nurse walked over and immediately found a box of red ink paste. She printed the fingerprints of the readers who liked the Armored Warrior and untied her hair. She muttered to the readers, Long hair for you, if I don't marry you in this life, I won't cut my long hair. I'll comb my boudoir with green lamps and ancient Buddhas.
When the readers were fifteen years old, they still did not dare to go to school. It was not that they did not go to school before. When they were in kindergarten, they did not dare to go after half a day. All the teachers and principals in the kindergarten went crazy. The readers 'faces were swollen like watermelons from the kisses of the little girl.
When the TV station's focus interview program team came to interview the readers, the beautiful woman holding the camera fainted three times, and the little girl in charge of the testimony wrote Chinese in Italian and Spanish.
The United Nations had allocated funds to build a hiding place for readers. It was located at the top of Mount Everest in the Himalayas. They could enjoy true peace, the blue sky was extremely close, and God was simply within reach.
Although it was quiet, it was also extremely annoying. The readers stood at the peak and shouted, I'm not handsome! Suddenly, God's voice came from the sky." No, you're lying. You guys who like to see armored warriors are all handsome.
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