"Pa pa!!”
The students present could not help but laugh and applaud. This was because most people knew how the entertainment industry was doing now.
Qin Ming also smiled and waved his hand. He looked at the students below and said,"It's true. I used to think that I was already an old driver, but later I realized that I was too slow compared to them.”
"Then he's an Audi, and I'm a f * cking Yadi, you know?”
"Hahahaha!"
Qin Ming shrugged his shoulders and said seriously: "So, students, after you become an internet celebrity, your words will be infinitely magnified. For example, last time I talked about the incident at Ha Li University.”
The students below also nodded.
Naturally, they knew what Qin Ming was talking about. After all, the people from the Ha Gong University were participating.
After chatting for a while, Qin Ming started his real lecture. After all, he wasn't here to talk about jokes, but to talk about what the students really needed.
Qin Ming put away the smile on his face and said,"Today, I'm mainly here to talk to you about how to choose a college and major.”
"First of all, everyone must know that there is a big difference between the postgraduate entrance examination and the college entrance examination. The college entrance examination is a test before registration. However, the postgraduate entrance examination is the opposite.”
Qin Ming stretched out his finger and said seriously: "But whether it's the college entrance examination or the postgraduate entrance examination, everyone will realize that there's a serious matter, and that is, choice is always more important than hard work!”
Those students also began to listen carefully. After all, not all of them came to listen to the lecture. There were still many who really came to take the postgraduate entrance examination.
"Making the right choice is really twice the result with half the effort.”
Qin Ming looked at the students and said," Every year, there are many students who apply for higher or lower grades. If you apply for higher grades and are two points away from getting in, it will be very depressing. But if you apply for lower grades and get high grades, you will be even more depressed."”
"For example, every year, there are those who are just a few points away from getting into a famous school in our supplementary class, but there are even more who apply too low.”
Qin Ming smiled." For example, if you accidentally scored more than 400 points in the oil test, do you think it's a success? That's called a f * cking tragedy. We had a big brother two years ago.”
When the students heard Qin Ming start talking about "big brother", they immediately focused.
"Big Brother is online!"
"I like listening to Teacher Qin's stories about Big Brother.”
"The big brother that Teacher Qin is talking about is completely a joke!”
"I don't know what kind of tragic story it is, hahaha!"
"Teacher Qin's way of thinking is quite interesting.”
"He's here! He's here!"
“......”
Qin Ming saw that some of the students were sitting up straight and continued,""I basically talk about this big brother every year. He scored 428 points in the postgraduate entrance examination. Do you know what the full score is?”
“500！”
"Yes, 500 points, but he scored 428 points.”Qin Ming looked at the students and asked seriously,""Students, how many points do you think a normal human can score? It should be between 200 and 400 points, right?”
"If you scored less than 200 points, it means that you didn't study properly. If you scored 400 points, I suggest that you go to the hospital to have a look. You've already had a disease, and this guy's disease is serious!”
Qin Ming didn't beat around the bush and said with a smile,"Do you know where this big brother went? It was very close to Yanjing. In the Hebei University, his brother scored 428 points and was successfully accepted by the Hebei Agricultural University.”
"Hahahaha!"
"Damn, this is too terrifying!”
"It's a little tragic. This score of 985 is so easy!”
"The difference is too great!"
“......”
"This guy's mentality is about to explode after the exam.”Qin Ming imitated that person." He even called me after the exam. Teacher, I don't want to live anymore!"”
"I said, why?"
"He asked me why fate teased me so much, allowing me to get such high marks and get into such a disgusting school.”
"I say, big brother, you have to hold on! You have to live for the people who love you.”Qin Ming said as he walked: "In the end, this big brother suffered an even greater insult during the interview!”
"During the interview, there were five teachers interviewing him alone. When the teachers saw him enter, they immediately blocked the front door and the back!”Qin Ming even deliberately imitated the teacher with a wicked smile,"I can't let you run away."
"Hahahaha!"
Qin Ming continued his story." The five teachers surrounded him and asked him a question. They said that he was a classmate. Why?”
"Pfft!"
A few students burst out laughing at Qin Ming's despicable behavior!
Qin Ming was already used to it and wasn't affected by it. He smiled and said,"The teacher said that you scored so high, so why did you think of coming to our school? I'm flattered!”
"Big Brother was dumbfounded by this question. One word explained everything. Big Brother said, Teacher, don't say anything.”
“......”
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