Little Fatty Han's mother roared loudly.
"You old fart!"
"You actually dare to hug a pig and call me your mother?”
"If I don't chop off both your arms today, I won't be able to resolve the hatred in my heart!”
Little Fatty Han's mother was even bigger than him.
She usually minded others calling her fat the most.
In the end, Fatty Han's father actually hugged an old sow and said it was her. How could she not be furious?
Fatty Han's father fell to his knees with a thud.
"My mother! I didn't!"
"I don't know what happened at all!”
Little Fatty Han's mother rushed out of the kitchen like a ferocious tiger, scaring Little Fatty Han's father so much that his legs were trembling.
Seeing that his mother was about to reach his father, Little Fatty Han quickly went forward and grabbed his mother's arm.
"Mom, I believe that my father didn't mean it that way.”
"Isn't he possessed? The most important thing now was to find out what had happened!”
Hearing his son plead for him, Father Han revealed a gratified smile.
Little brat, next time I hit you, I'll use less strength.
If Fatty Han knew what his father was thinking, he would definitely let go of Mother Han's arm and watch his father get beaten up while cheering for his mother…
Mother Han glared at Father Han and slowly put down the hand that was waving the kitchen knife.
"I'll let you off today!"
"Hurry up and tell me what you've been doing these past few days!”
"Did you let the vixen outside suck your soul?”
"Today, you hug a jar, tomorrow, you'll be bewitched. Why did you encounter all these evil things?”
Mother Han's roar was very loud, causing the surrounding neighbors to burst into laughter.
"What are you looking at? Your wife is stealing a man at home. Get lost!”
Mother Han waved her kitchen knife and chased all the onlookers out. She slammed the big iron door of her house.
Looking at the scene of everyone being blasted out, Su Han could not help but laugh.
However, Mother Han's gaze, which was holding the kitchen knife in her hand, turned to him at that moment…
" Uh…" Su Han scratched the back of his head awkwardly. He thought that Mother Han would also scold him, but he did not expect it.
Looking at herself, the anger on Mother Han's face suddenly disappeared. She even squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying.
"Yo, where did this handsome young man come from? Why haven't I seen you in this village? Do you have a partner? Do you want me to introduce one to you?”
“……”
Su Han subconsciously touched his handsome face.
As expected, he was handsome and could eat well anywhere.
But this was obviously not the main point…
"Mom, this is my classmate, Brother Su Hanhan. He's a ghost hunter. It's all thanks to him just now. Otherwise, my dad would still be hugging a pig!”
Little Fatty Han introduced to Mother Han.
She was still hugging a pig. This sentence made Father Han's dark face appear a little embarrassed.
"Yo! Chubby Boy's classmate!" Mother Han clapped her hands and said in surprise,""That's great!"
"The daughter of Widow Wang at the village entrance is also the same age as Little Fatty. She's asking me to help her find a partner. Why don't Auntie matchmake the two of you?”
Su Han hurriedly waved his hand.
"Don't, don't, don't!"
"Auntie, let's talk about uncle first!”
Suddenly, Su Han somewhat understood why this Little Fatty Han was such an extreme person.
With such a top-notch father and mother, how could his son be too inferior?
Seeing that Mother Han was about to say something else, Su Han quickly gave Fatty Han a look.
Fatty Han understood and said a few words before Mother Han gave up.
"Uncle Han, I heard from Little Fatty that you picked up a jar from the mountain a few days ago. He said it was a treasure.”
Su Han looked at Father Han and asked,"Can you take out this jar and let me take a look?"”
Father Han's expression changed immediately.
He glared at Little Fatty Han angrily.
Fatty Han laughed bitterly." Um, I'm going to wash my hair first!”
After saying that, he quickly ran away.
"Motherf * cker, this child!"
"Did I teach you all the principles I taught you?”
"Don't show your wealth, do you understand?!"
Father Han cursed at Fatty Han's back.
However, as soon as he turned around, Mother Han slapped the back of her head.
"You still want to hide your wealth? You take a broken jar and treat it as a treasure?”
Mother Han was furious again.
Father Han was also unyielding for once. He retorted,"How is it broken? The expert from the city said that this jar is an antique and said that he wanted to buy it for 500,000 yuan!”
After he finished speaking, he covered his mouth with an expression that said he was done for and had let the cat out of the bag.
The anger on Mother Han's face disappeared.
What replaced it was a look of surprise.
"Father, 500,000? Really?"
"That old man in the house wants to use 500,000 to buy the broken jar you picked up?”
Looking at Mother Han's expression, Su Han exclaimed in his heart that it was true.
This reaction was too real!
"Why would I lie to you!"
Father Han looked at Su Han warily, then patted his chest proudly and said to Mother Han,"He said 500,000, so I didn't sell it to him!”
However, just as he finished speaking, he was hit on the back of his head again.
"Are you stupid? What are you waiting for?”
The conversation between the two of them made Su Han's head full of black lines.
If they continued bickering like this, they wouldn't be able to see where the jar was even when it was dark.
He interrupted the two of them and said,"Uncle and Auntie, you two should take me to see where the jar is first."”
"If there's really a problem with the jar, the next time you're possessed, it might not be uncle, but auntie!”
Su Han cleverly directed the fire onto Mother Han.
When Mother Han heard this, her expression changed drastically.
She hurriedly turned around and walked into the house. As she walked, she called out to Su Han and said,"Then what are you waiting for? The jar is in the house. Come with me!”
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