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60 Deadpool’s Ability

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After inviting Bai Xiaochun and Yang Rong into his room, Chu Tian placed the items on the coffee table in the living room, then picked up the remote control and turned up the wind speed of the air conditioner by two levels.

"God, I love air conditioning.”

Yang Rong pulled his collar and fanned himself as he stood under the air conditioner."I truly feel that air conditioning is the greatest invention in human history.”

Bai Xiaochun couldn't help but laugh when he saw Yang Rong standing there under the air-conditioner, enjoying the moment."Rongrong, don't blow like that. It's hot and cold. Be careful not to catch a cold.”

"I can't." Yang Rong shook his head and said," It's so hot. Let me feel good first."”

Seeing this, Chu Tian smiled and took out two bottles of water from the fridge.""Why did you buy so many things? Even I feel heavy carrying them, let alone you two girls.”

"It's all because of your Xiao Bai." Yang Rong sat down on the sofa and pouted." I told her to just buy some groceries. She picked a bunch of fruits. She's afraid you'll starve to death."”

Bai Xiaochun smiled and handed Yang Rong a bottle of water."Alright, I'll make you something delicious later. Come, drink some water.”

Yang Rong didn't stand on ceremony. He took the bottle and drank half of it.

Bai Xiaochun looked at the things on the coffee table, then pulled out a black packaging. Smiling, he said, Chu Tian, here, try it."

Chu Tian couldn't help but ask curiously,""What is it?"

"A jersey." Yang Rong interrupted," Your Xiao Bai said that you don't have a jersey and it's inconvenient for you to play basketball, so he bought you a set.”

"Is that so?"

Chu Tian smiled at Bai Xiaochun, then pulled out a pair of shorts and a jersey with the word '2' printed on it.

They were wearing the same clothes as Xiao Gang and the others.

Chu Tian smiled, then planted a kiss on Bai Xiaochun's cheek."Baby, I love you."

"Aiyo, my god."

Yang Rong covered his eyes and said," We haven't even eaten yet. Can you not show off your affection? Don't forget, there's still a single dog. Do you really think I don't exist?"”

Bai Xiaochun smiled and bit his lip."How did you become single? Don't you have a boyfriend?”

"A long-distance relationship." Yang Rong said," There's not much difference between you and a single dog.”

Smiling, Bai Xiaochun said,"Go and try it first. I think it should be suitable.”

"Alright, I'll give it a try first."

As he spoke, Chu Tian turned around and returned to his bedroom, closing the door behind him.

Soon, when Chu Tian came out again, he had already changed into a jersey that was just the right size.

Bai Xiaochun walked over and helped Chu Tian straighten his clothes. Satisfied, he said,"Yes, it fits perfectly."

"Of course, don't you see who bought it?”Chu Tian smiled." Come here, baby. Give me another kiss."”

"Yes, I don't want it." Bai Xiaochun smiled and pushed Chu Tian away."Your deskmate is going to have a problem with this."”

"Don't." Yang Rong waved his hand and said," Don't worry about me. Just pretend that I don't exist. Do whatever you want. It's best to have fun and excitement. As long as you two don't care, I don't care."”

Chu Tian smiled as he took off his jersey and threw it back into the bedroom.""How is it? Is the club activity interesting?”

"Not bad." Bai Xiaochun unscrewed the cap and took a sip."It was fun," he said."Didn't you go out this afternoon?”

"He went out." Chu Tian said," I went out for a walk.”

"Hey, deskmate."

Suddenly, Yang Rong seemed to have thought of something and said,""Do you know Deadpool?"

"Deadpool?" Chu Tian thought for a moment and said," Is it that little slut from Marvel?”

"Yes, it's him."

"I know. Why?"

"Your Xiao Bai and I were just talking about this.”Yang Rong said excitedly," Just now, we saw a person in the supermarket wearing a white singlet with the words 'Deadpool' printed on it. Then, we started chatting. Tell me, if you have the ability of Deadpool, how will you make money?”

With Deadpool's ability?

Chu Tian thought for a moment and said," What about being a bodyguard and taking bullets for others? I won't die anyway."

"Then you can't do this." Yang Rong shook his head and said," It's too low-end and unreliable. Bullets nowadays are so powerful. They can kill your customers even if they pierce through you. This won't do."”

"Then how do you think we can make money?" Chu Tian asked curiously.

"I'm talking about selling blood." Yang Rong smiled and said," Anyway, Deadpool can regenerate, and it's the kind that doesn't abide by the conservation of mass. Therefore, his blood is equivalent to an endless supply. If he sells a few hundred catties a day, he'll definitely be able to sell well.”

"I think I'm cruel enough, but do you know what your Xiao Bai said?”

"She said that she would sell her organs. They can grow out anyway. She can sell her heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys. A kidney can be sold for hundreds of thousands. A set can be sold for two million.”

"Then we talked about you. Do you know what your Xiao Bai said about you?”

Seeing Yang Rong's smile getting more and more exaggerated, Chu Tian shook his head with a smile."What did you say?"

"Your Xiao Bai said that if you had the ability of Deadpool, you would definitely donate your ancestral DNA. Anyway, you don't have to worry about your body not being able to take it. Just with the few thousand nutrition fees this time, you can donate to become the richest man in the world. Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Donate to become the richest man in the world, hehe."

After saying this, Yang Rong couldn't hold it in anymore and laughed out loud.

Seeing Bai Xiaochun giggle, Chu Tian rolled his eyes, speechless. However, before he could say anything, he suddenly felt an electric current run through him.

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