" F * ck, it's awesome to have a protagonist halo. It's super godly just by adding luck…"
Wu Di was reading a web novel on his phone with relish. As he read, he said," With such a cool name and such good looks, I, Wu Di, would definitely be the main character in a novel. I'm a cool, arrogant, and awesome existence. Unfortunately, I don't have the aura of a main character. Otherwise, I would really be invincible…"
"Ding-Do you want to become the absolute protagonist?”
Suddenly, the phone screen went black, and a row of words popped up.
" F * ck, I must be having hallucinations because I've been massaging too much. As expected, my nutrition hasn't been keeping up recently…"
Wu Di wiped the screen of his phone hard, and even deliberately wiped it on his pants.
"Hmm?"
Suddenly, he felt that something was wrong!
This was not an illusion!
On the incomparably clear phone screen, this string of words was very bright, so much so that Wu Di's eyes suddenly widened.
"F * ck, it's not an illusion. There's a virus on my phone. F * ck, this virus has a certain personality. It can even guess my true thoughts!”
Wu Di's first thought was not that his phone was super powerful, but that he had been poisoned.
This was the thinking of a normal person…However, Wu Di was usually a somewhat chuunibyou happy youth, so he clicked on the bottom right corner as if he was having a bad time-Yes!
"I want to see how awesome this virus is…"
He hadn't finished speaking!
Boom!
Wu Di's head was spinning. F * ck, this year's cell phone virus even added special effects!
This dizziness, this sense of reality…
Wu Di slowly woke up. He let out a long breath and muttered,""D * mn, this virus seems to have been implanted in my brain. I slept so well, as if I had entered a space-time tunnel!”
"Wu Di, it's our turn to run soon. What are you talking about?!”
A little fatty walked to Wu Di's side and said.
"Hmm?"
Wu Di was stunned. Then, he raised his head and saw a chubby round face."What did you say?"
"I said I'm going to run soon!"
The little fatty said impatiently. Wu Di was stunned at this time. In front of him was a plastic track. This was not the key.
The key was that there were dozens of children in school uniforms standing on the plastic track. It was unknown if they were kindergarten or primary school students. In any case, their hair was not fully grown.
Not only had his hair not fully grown, but he had probably been weaned for only a few years.
"F * ck, where the f * ck am I?”
Wu Di roared in astonishment, while the little fatty at the side was stunned.
"Wu Di, what's wrong with you? Teacher, come quickly. Wu Di is talking nonsense over there…"
The little fatty was frightened and hurriedly shouted at a young man standing at the side.
This young man was called Zhao Yong, the physical education teacher of Red Star Primary School. At this moment, the students of first grade class three were having a physical education class.
"What's wrong?"
Zhao Yong walked towards Wu Di and Chubby Boy.
"Teacher, Wu Di is talking nonsense!"
Little Fatty pointed at Wu Di, who was still in shock.
What the hell!
What's wrong with me…Why is my body so small? My little arms and legs are numb. Oh my god, this can't be true!
He seemed to have…become a primary school student?!
Heavens, how could there be such an evil thing…I didn't do anything immoral in my previous life. Could it be that I…have been reborn?
That's not right. Who is this little fatty?
And who was this idiot who was staring at him?
This wasn't his primary school classmate or teacher at all!!
"Wu Di, what's wrong?"
Zhao Yong waved his hand at Wu Di and could not help but frown."Could it be that his illness is acting up?"
He knew Wu Di. To put it nicely, there was something wrong with his brain. To put it bluntly,"Idiot!"
Yes, that's right. Wu Di was a mentally retarded child.
The first-year students were not sure, but the teachers knew…For this reason, his only guardian, his sister, donated 100,000 yuan to the school to let Wu Di go to school.
"Teacher, I…I'm fine!"
It took Wu Di a long time to digest the fact that he had transmigrated into a primary school student.
But in fact, he was on the verge of breaking down…Not only did his limbs become smaller, even his d * mn penis…Sigh, I won't talk about it anymore. I'll cry if I talk too much!
"Host, welcome to a parallel world similar to Earth!”
Nani?
At this moment, a voice suddenly flashed in Wu Di's head.
"System?" Wu Di suddenly jolted awake.”
"Yes, I am the main character system. The host is very smart and calm.”
"Calm down my ass. Wait a minute, let me read a Feilu novel to calm myself down…"
Wu Di wanted to take out his phone, but he realized that the phone he had just bought, no! See! It was over!
Oh my god!
Could it be true…Wu Di's first thought was excitement, and his second thought was still excitement.
"Host, are you feeling very excited?”
"No, not at all!"
Wu Di's expression immediately changed. He held his head in his hand and pondered with his 45% angle.
The System said,[You forced me to give you 99 points. I'm afraid you'll be proud if I give you one less point…]
"I'm not proud. I'm really thinking about what you said. When you first appeared on my phone, you seemed to have asked me if I wanted to be the absolute protagonist, right?”
"F * ck, is this your so-called absolute protagonist? Did you turn me into a primary school student? And a retard? Come out, I promise I won't beat you to death!”
Wu Di suddenly thought of a famous saying in his previous life: "I'll use my entire life to exchange for ten years of your innocence…"
" F * ck your naivety…System, System, if I don't come out to feed you spicy sticks, what's going on? I can't calm down at all…"
Wu Di roared in his heart, and the system finally spoke,"Host, please calm down. Don't you think it's very satisfying to be an elementary school student? It's equivalent to giving you a chance to be reborn. Moreover, I'll give you many skills... With these skills, you'll be able to counterattack and reach the peak of your life, becoming an invincible primary school student!”
"It seems…it seems like that's the case?!”
After Wu Di calmed down, he suddenly began to laugh."Although I have become like Conan, I am much stronger than him because I have the system. Oh right, what skills do you have?”
"There are a lot of them. Take a look for yourself…"
Swoosh!
Countless skills appeared in Wu Di's mind…
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