Li Chengxun was speechless.
Liu Bang was speechless.
Cao Cao was speechless.
Zhangsun Wuji was speechless.
What the f * ck, the whole family was neat and tidy!
[Group Notification: Zhangsun Wuji's indignation 11111]
[Group Notification: Zhangsun Wuji's Panic 22222]
[Group Notification: Zhangsun Wuji's collapse 6666666.]
The emperors almost couldn't hold it in and laughed out loud on the spot. They then communicated in the chat group.
Liu Bang: " In terms of awesome, my Brother Zheng is the most awesome.”
Wang Mang: " Brother Zheng, you're really amazing. I'm about to laugh to death. Hahaha."”
Zhu Yuanzhang: " Zhangsun Wuji's mind is probably filled with tortoises, tortoises and tortoises.”
Qin Shi Huang: " Laugh your mama, all of you hold it in. Leave some face for Uncle Zhangsun. Hold it in. Don't laugh. You guys should also be neat."”
Liu Bang was speechless.
Cao Cao was speechless.
Yang Guang was speechless.
In the Imperial Brother-in-law's manor.
When Zhangsun Wuji thought about his reputation, if Li Chengxun really tarnished it on purpose, he would be called Lord Turtle in the future. His scalp went numb.
He even imagined some terrifying scenes.
For example, one day, when he brought his grandson to the market, someone behind him would point at his back and say, look, that's Mr. Turtle and his grandson…
Zhangsun Wuji thought of those scenes and could not help but look at Liu Bang angrily.
Liu Bang also thought of something and said,"" Minister Zhangsun, if your reputation as a tortoise lord were to spread to the world, one day when you and your concubine are in the room and you suddenly become useless, your concubine would point at your nose and roar,'You useless tortoise lord, go get a tortoise whip to nourish yourself…'"
Li Chengqian was speechless.
Li Zhi was speechless.
“……”
Zhangsun Wuji's eyelids twitched as he chuckled.""Then go ahead and ruin my reputation.”
Qin Shi Huang stared at Zhangsun Wuji and said seriously,""Minister Zhangsun, you are shameless."
Zhangsun Wuji was speechless.
Li Chengxun was speechless.
Liu Bang was speechless.
Zhu Yuanzhang was speechless.
"Minister Zhangsun, we thought you were a respectable person who cared about your face, but we didn't expect you to be so shameless.”
“……”
Zhangsun Wuji's eyelids twitched." That's right. I'm shameless. Are you threatening me?" First Prince, you're still a bit too inexperienced."
Li Chengxun nodded slightly." Alright. Since Minister Zhangsun has decided to be a shameless person, I won't disturb you any further. I'll go and sing praises for the Lord Turtle of Chang 'an."”
Zhangsun Wuji was speechless.
Li Chengqian was speechless.
Li Zhi was speechless.
Li Chengxun didn't say anything and immediately turned around to leave with Qin Shihuang and the others.
Zhangsun Wuji: "???"
F * ck!
He left so quickly?
[Group Notification: Zhangsun Wuji's nervousness 22217]
[Group Notification: Zhangsun Wuji's confusion 71717]
Seeing this, Li Tai was immediately relieved. He thought to himself, This Li Chengxun is really whimsical. He can get twelve thousand strings just by scaring the country uncle? What a joke…
Li Zhi was a little worried for his uncle. He knew that his eldest royal brother was really capable of anything.
Hence, he reminded Zhangsun Wuji,""Uncle, Eldest Imperial Brother dares to scold Imperial Father. He is capable of anything.”
“……”
Zhangsun Wuji hurriedly called out to Li Chengxun,""First Prince, wait a moment. I'll pay two thousand strings of strings and let this matter pass.”
However, Li Chengxun, Qin Shihuang, and the others ignored him and walked straight out of the door.
"2,500 strings. First Prince, I donate 2,500 strings!”
Zhangsun Wuji was instantly anxious.
He really had no other choice when he encountered someone who did not play by the rules and was capable of doing anything good or immoral.
"I'll give you one last chance. 12,500 strings.”
Li Chengxun turned around and said firmly.
"Why don't you go rob them!"
Zhangsun Wuji snorted coldly.
"Alright, then I'll take my leave. Before I leave, I'll give Minister Zhangsun a ballad. Dragons give birth to dragons, tigers give birth to tigers, and the son of a turtle gives birth to a turtle.”
"If you, Minister Zhangsun, are still stubborn, this ballad will soon spread throughout Chang 'an.”
After Li Chengxun finished speaking, he walked out of the door without any reluctance.
Li Chengqian was speechless.
Li Zhi was speechless.
Zhangsun Wuji was speechless.
Zhu Yuanzhang was speechless.
Cao Cao was speechless.
[Group Notification: Zhangsun Wuji's Fear 10,086]
[Group Notification: Zhangsun Wuji's Despair 86,100]
"12,500 strings, First Prince, not a single cent less. I'll bring them all to you!”
Zhangsun Wuji hardened his heart and shouted at Li Chengxun.
Li Chengqian: "???"
Li Zhi: "??"
Li Tai: "??"
Didn't Uncle say that his family wasn't rich?？？
What the f * ck!
"That's right."
Li Chengxun immediately turned around and returned to Zhangsun Wuji with a smile. He said seriously,"Minister Zhangsun, history will remember your virtues.”
Zhangsun Wuji was speechless.
Wang Mang was speechless.
Yang Guang was speechless.
Zhangsun Wuji laughed coldly." I really didn't expect that you, the Eldest Prince, could actually think of such a sinister move."”
Li Chengxun waved his hand.”
"Are you kidding me?" Zhangsun Wuji laughed disdainfully.”
"He told me in my dream." Li Chengxun smiled.”
Li Chengqian was speechless.
Zhangsun Wuji was speechless.
What the f * ck!
After thinking for a while, Zhangsun Wuji said seriously,"First Prince, I know that you admire Han Gaozu and are eager to learn from him.
" However, it's better for you to learn less from a despicable person like Liu Bang. He's too sinister. If you learn from him, you'll end up like him in a hundred years. Your grave will be dug up by others.”
Liu Bang almost exploded on the spot. He looked at Zhangsun Wuji and sneered,""Lord Turtle."
Zhangsun Wuji: "???"
Li Chengxun quickly pulled Liu Bang back and said with a smile,""Thank you for your advice, Minister Zhangsun.”
"Here, here, let's go…"
Zhangsun Wuji sighed. Even though he was unwilling, he still accepted his fate.
Qin Shi Huang saw that Zhangsun Wuji had been tricked into a pitiful state.
Hence, he went over and patted the other party's shoulder, saying seriously,""Minister Zhangsun, you are a good man.”
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