Li Jing was speechless.
Qin Qiong was speechless.
Li Ji was speechless.
In the chat group.
"Brother Zheng, you know why Li Jing feels inferior, but you still asked. Aren't you hurting your heart…"
"I always thought that you were an honest and upright Brother Zheng. I didn't expect…"
Qin Shihuang: " You are still too young.”
Yang Guang was speechless.
Wang Mang was speechless.
After replying in the chat group, Qin Shi Huang looked at Li Jing and said seriously,"I usually start in two hours.”
Li Jing: "!!!"
Qin Qiong was speechless.
Cheng Yaojin was speechless.
[Group Notification: Li Jing's inferiority complex 111111]
[Group Notification: Li Jing's depression 99,999]
Group Notification: Yang Guang's inferiority complex 666
Group Notification: Liu Bang's inferiority complex 777
Liu Bang: "???"
Yang Guang: "??"
Zhu Yuanzhang: " I didn't expect Liu Bang and Yang Guang to be faster. They were stunned by Brother Zheng's time."”
Yang Guang was speechless.
"I have to explain.”
"We all understand. Don't explain."”
"I have to explain.”
"Explain to your mama."
Liu Bang was speechless.
Moments later.
Li Chengxun patted Li Jing's shoulder.""Li Weigong, actually, being fast is just one of the dangers of your kidney deficiency.”
Li Jing: "??"
Yang Guang quickly echoed," That's right. Being fast isn't the most terrifying thing. The most terrifying thing is that you don't even have the chance to be fast."”
Qin Shi Huang added,"To put it bluntly, it can't be erected."”
Li Jing was speechless.
Qin Qiong was speechless.
Cheng Yaojin's expression changed." Apothecary, treat him. It's not embarrassing to have kidney deficiency."”
“……”
Li Jing glared at Cheng Yaojin and then looked at Li Chengxun.""First Prince, what else do you have? I've roamed the battlefield for many years. If I'm scared by a young man like you, that would be embarrassing.”
[Group Notification: Li Jing's collapse is brewing.]
[Group Notification: Li Jing's luck 777]
Seeing this group notification, the emperors couldn't help but laugh.
Yang Guang: " This Li Jing is about to collapse. He's just as calm and steady as a dog on the surface."”
Liu Bang: " Chengxun, hurry up. Get rid of Li Er's officials as soon as possible so that we can go and get Li Er."”
“……”
Li Chengxun sighed and stared at Li Jing.""Li Weigong, there's one more thing I didn't say. After your kidney deficiency worsened, your kidneys will gradually fail.
Once your kidneys fail, you won't be able to live long.”
"First Prince, do you think I'm afraid of death?" Li Jing sneered.”
Li Chengxun waved his hand." No, no, you, Duke Li, are definitely not afraid of death. I'll treat you to a great show first."”
Li Jing: "??"
Li Chengxun turned around and looked at the two teams behind him."Play the music."
Soon, the team with musical instruments began to play the suona, followed by the sound of the sheng and flute.
The other musical instruments gradually began to play.
A unique background music of a black man carrying a coffin echoed in the surroundings.
The leader of the group of Kunlun slaves immediately lifted the white cloth, and a black coffin appeared in front of everyone.
The Kunlun black slaves immediately lifted the coffin and performed a black man's Coffin Carrying Dance with a leisurely, brisk, and rhythmic pace.
"Li Weigong, I know you're not afraid of death, but if you die, you'll end up like this, being carried away happily by the dancing black slaves. Believe me, I'll definitely do it.”
Li Chengxun pointed to the coffin carrying team and patted Li Jing's shoulder.
Qin Qiong was speechless.
Li Ji was speechless.
Li Jing was speechless.
Was he carrying a coffin?
This was f * cking mocking!
It wasn't easy when he was alive, and after he died, he was carried away by the black slaves with ridicule…F * ck!
[Group Notification: Li Jing is anxious 555]
[Group Notification: Li Jing's breakdown 10,086]
In the chat group.
"F * ck, Chengxun, is this the black slave coffin you prepared?" This is too showy!"
Yang Guang: " Chengxun, your black slave's method of carrying the coffin is amazing. It's too awesome. Where did your brain grow? You can even think of such a good idea."”
Zhu Yuanzhang said,"I'm afraid this will give Li Jing a psychological shadow."”
Cao Cao: " He's been led astray. Chengxun is such a good child, but he's been led astray by Liu Bang."”
Liu Bang was speechless.
Li Chengxun: " Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty, it's your turn to perform. At this time, come and offer your condolences.”
"What condolences?" You didn't tell me in advance."
"You improvised, mainly to give Li Jing a different cry.”
Li Chengxun instructed in the group before looking at Li Jing and saying,"Li Weigong, if you die of kidney deficiency, I will not only send black slaves to carry your coffin away, but also invite half of the people of Chang 'an to mourn for you, just like this.”
Li Jing: "??"
“……”
Yang Guang was quick-witted and quickly came up with an idea. He immediately ran to the coffin and cried,"Li Weigong, when you were alive, we always asked you to nourish your kidneys, but you said that there was nothing wrong with being a fast man.
We forced you to nourish your kidneys, but you said that it was impossible to nourish your kidneys. It was impossible to nourish your kidneys in this lifetime.
He couldn't last five breaths, so he could only rely on one, two, three to barely manage things to maintain his life in the room.
I really like the one, two, three. It saves time and doesn't take much effort.”
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