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1. My summer homework was like a concubine who couldn't wait to sleep with me. However, I have been diligent in government affairs and love the people since the summer vacation. I was worried about Weibo and didn't step into the harem.

2. How I wish it would be summer vacation soon, so that we would never meet again.

Summer vacation has begun, but my biological clock is still at work

4. Life is not afraid of dullness, happiness is not afraid of ordinariness, dreams are not afraid of distance, hope is not afraid of uncertainty, friends are not afraid of distance, blessings are not afraid of frequency, happy summer vacation, treating people to dinner is not afraid of trouble.

5. I found out that the summer homework was for a woman because I still couldn't finish it.

6. It's summer vacation, get on the boat of happiness and raise the sail of pleasure. Swinging open the oars of happiness, pushing away the waves of wishful thinking; They followed the easy route and headed towards Liberty Island. I wish you a happy summer vacation!

7. Let go of your nervousness and busyness, seize the joy and happiness, be in a good mood when traveling at home, care for your children and respect your elders, live a long life in a harmonious family, and have sweet holidays. Happy summer vacation.

8. The May Day holiday was coming to an end. It was time to get ready for the summer vacation.

9. Have a good summer vacation, or else it will be a waste.

10." Students, did you have a good summer vacation?"" Only fast, no fun."

11. I asked Lucky to hit you with a stick and say that I miss you very much. Let happiness give you a stick, say I always miss you; I'll order the God of Wealth to beat you up and tell you that I want to see you. It's summer vacation, remember to treat me!

A beautiful day starts from lazing in bed. My summer vacation has begun ~

13. Three prohibitions during the summer vacation: You are not allowed to find excuses to not accompany me, you are not allowed to treat me to a meal without inviting me, and you are not allowed to have distracting thoughts and not think of me. Remember to strictly abide by it. Happy summer vacation!

After a summer vacation, nothing has changed. His legs had become thicker.

It's finally summer vacation, but I can't sleep in the morning

16. Let me tell you something scarier than a horror movie: Your summer vacation is already halfway through.

17. Summer vacation is here. Let go of your nervousness and pick up your happiness. Throw away the pressure of learning, and you will be easily captured; Let the smile fly, let happiness soar; I wish you a carefree summer vacation, smiling every day!

18. Don't stay at home during the summer vacation, or you'll be scolded badly!

19. I'm treating everyone to a meal at the summer theme park. Braised Blessing, Boiled Reunion, Fried Happy Cake, Sincere Warm Soup, Very Happy Fruit, Warm Happiness Wine. Please come!

20. Time flew by, and the weeks passed by. Why didn't work go by so quickly? Thinking about how she would go to work after the summer vacation, she was extremely anxious.

Summer vacation has passed. The only difference between me and the land is cumin. The only difference between me and Lord Bao is the moon.

A day passed with the blink of an eye, and a summer vacation passed with the blink of an eye. Sigh, happy times always passed quickly.

Friends, eat what you need to eat and drink what you need to drink. Summer vacation is used to grow weight.

24. Another summer vacation, send a text message to show your concern: I wish you peace and happiness, health and happiness, leisure and carefree, I want you to be happy without limit, I hope you will be happy and laugh!

25. I was holding hands with Xia Jie, but there was a dog called homework between us.

I'm in a relationship with the summer vacation, but there's a mistress called homework in the middle.

27. The filming was great. Every character had their own characteristics. After seeing the ending, I thought about the previous story. I'm afraid that this movie is over. My summer vacation is coming to an end. I don't want it to end.

" Summer vacation passed so quickly. Why?"”"Because there are no mornings during summer vacation."

The first day of work after summer vacation ~ I feel a little energetic after taking a shower. Actually, I was really sleepy this morning ~ I'll go to sleep after finishing this boring novel

30. Can I be disqualified from doing my summer homework if I'm negative about it?

It was clearly the summer vacation that the system had to turn on the homework mode. Not only did it consume a lot of power, but it was also very slow.

32. When summer vacation arrives, worry will run away. When joy arrives, homework will be lost. When friends arrived, they ran alone; May the summer vacation be happy and blissful.

I want to have a passionate relationship during the summer vacation! After all, she was his first love.

If you have finished your summer homework, press 1. If you have done half of it, press 2. If you have done a little, press 3. If you have not done anything, press 4.

After the summer vacation, not only did I not become as thin as a bolt of lightning, but I became as black as a dark cloud.

Do You Know? The Most Bored State of Summer Break Is That I Want to Do Homework

37. Good wine and good food are shared, and happy days are waiting for you. Dear friend, I sincerely invite you to attend the summer banquet held by me on a certain day and place. I await your arrival.

The happiness of summer vacation lies in whether there is homework and whether you are happy.

This summer, we will be separated but our hearts will always be together.

It's Summer vacation now, I'm wondering if I should start streaming games again or go to work.

Since the summer vacation is almost over, I'll wish this baby a happy birthday in advance

No matter young or old, as long as you are happy. Whether rich or poor, health was good, success or failure, hard work was good; No matter how long it was, as long as he was safe, as long as he was on vacation! Happy summer vacation!

How Hot Could It Be? I don't count, I only wish you cool and comfortable; How was he going to spend the summer vacation? What I say doesn't count, I wish you good food and fun; Happy, right? I have the final say. I wish you a happy summer vacation!

Thinking about it carefully, it turned out that it was summer vacation

1. Love is freedom, respect, tolerance, and support, not restraint. You have your sky, I have my ocean. Only in this way can the sky and the water form the same vast expanse.

2. Actually, it's fine as long as you live the way you want. Our love is to fulfill your wishes, not to restrict you.

3. I'm a person who loves freedom too much, but at the same time, I also feel that it's a very blissful thing to have some small fetters that exist because of love. They were not restraints, but strength.

Love is not kidnapping, not binding, not possessing, not controlling. Love is freedom, relaxation, quietness, respect, understanding, tolerance, warmth, and joy!

5. The most important thing is for both parties to be in love. If not, don't make do with this relationship. Love is not a restraint, it is comfort.

6. When you love someone, you should follow fate. You can't force or not ask for it. Put down your face, your self-esteem, care for them silently, be thick-skinned, accompany them warmly, and chase after them. Love is giving, giving, not asking. Let the other party feel free, not bound. Your love makes the other party feel comfortable. That's love. If you feel uncomfortable, then you're disturbing.

7. The tighter you hold the sand, the faster it flows. When you hold it gently in your hand, it stays. Love is freedom, not a shackle! If you love him, let him fly freely!

8. Love is sacred and free. Love is understanding, not restraint. Love is tolerance, not pressure. Love is companionship, commitment, and love.

I like you not because of who you are, but because of who I am in front of you! Love is respect, respect, not restraint, not tie, love is the free growth of two hearts!

Love is freedom, not a shackle

10. Self-awareness is fully satisfied, mental health is not restrained, naturally abide by and maintain the rules, psychological harmony will truly give love to others.

Love is possession, not possession. It was a blessing, not a restraint.

Love is not a burden. Love is giving the other party freedom and a sense of freedom. This is the case for family, love, and friendship. All the feelings in the world are probably like this.

13. You think that you are the most important thing in love and that you understand everything. However, if you really encounter some setbacks, you will realize that love is nothing. You should live freely. Love was free, but once it was bound, it was a cage.

Love is to become a better person for each other, not to restrict the other party, nor to satisfy one's own personal interests and desires. Love is respect and understanding.

Love should be, if you are happy, I will be happy; if you are sad, I will feel heartache; if you are happy, I will be happy; if you are free, I will be happy. Love was not a restraint, love was freedom.

The person who truly loves you will not leave. Love is freedom, not restraint. Anything that is too tiring is not love. A gentle breeze blew past. He was calm and collected.

Only when a person is free to be himself can he love others better. Love was not a restraint, love was a fetter, love was power, love was the icing on the cake.

Love shouldn't be a restraint. Don't always impose your thoughts on the person you love. That's not love. It's just your selfish desire to control. Remember that you love him, and he is free!

Love is freedom, not a shackle

Love is the responsibility of trust, not the shackles of suspicion.

Some people are not together because of love, but because of a sense of responsibility. However, those who were bound by a sense of responsibility, as well as the people around them, could feel tired.

No matter how far you go or how high you fly, I will always look at you and love you. I will be your support, not your restraint.

Love is neither a dogma nor a commandment. It is an active and gentle choice that has nothing to do with forced obedience and self-restraint.

23. To love someone, you don't have to use marriage to restrain the other party, because love is not a restraint, but a self-restraint. It is the deep affection after absolute rationality and emotion.

Love is respect and freedom, not a pretense used to bind the other party. When the other party said " no need " and " no need ", it was a kind of disturbance and a violation of the boundaries of the other party.

Perhaps, true love is to give each other freedom and space, not possession and restraint. Sometimes, even though she understood a lot of things, she still couldn't talk about love.

I hope that you and I will give him warmth and hope, not shackles and restraints in the name of love. We all live our own lives. It's really not easy to live under the spotlight.

Love is not a restraint, love is freedom. I always believe that in front of the person I truly love, I am truly at ease except when I am alone. If I am free, then I truly love you. There is no doubt about it.

Love is freedom and respect, not restraint, not kinship! Only when your heart is strong and your soul is gradually liberated will the people who truly love you respect your heart that is pursuing a free soul.

29. The love I admire is open, free, and inclusive. Love is a flowing spring, not a cage that restrains both bodies and minds.

1. Eat an average of three meals a day, eight hours per meal. This is a foodie

2. He had the heart to lose weight and the stomach to eat. The two of them fought every day. When he counted on his fingers, his stomach won again today.

3. In front of delicious food, there is always something to think about, or a greedy nature. Observe before eating, think while eating, and savor after tasting.

4. A person who thinks about losing weight every day has a glutton's mouth!

5. Eating is to survive, so foodies are just people with a strong desire to survive.

6. It was only when I was determined to lose weight that I realized that there were so many people sharing delicious food on my WeChat Moments!

7. Foodies are mostly not bad people! They desperately pursued delicious food and had no time to harm people.

8. For foodies, the true sense of security is to open the refrigerator and see that it is full of delicious food.

9. I'm a principled foodie. Strange people give me food that has to be disinfected before eating.

10. A true foodie dares to face his thick thighs and challenge his bulging belly.

11. I have a heart that wants to lose weight and a stomach that likes to eat. The two of them compete every day. I counted on my fingers and Emma's stomach won again today!

Every city has a different street view and different food, but without you, it seems the same.

13. Sunning the house, the car, the food, and the love. That's not a problem. If you have the ability, go out and bask in the sun at noon.

From the moment you enter the kitchen, you shoulder the responsibility of cooking delicious food. This had nothing to do with experience or standpoint.

Which Is More Important, Delicacy or Body? Foodie: What's a figure? Was it edible?

16. I feel so bored when I see my friends sharing their gatherings and food every day...

17. It is said that foodies will not fail because they are too heavy and will not be able to pass advanced mathematics.

I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a glutton's mouth.

The humor of sharing delicious food on WeChat Moments

19. Keep a backup copy of everything. I want to eat supper. Good night!

Taste the food, not taste the menu. Cooking a pot of good food is definitely not burning money.

I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat. The two of them compete every day. I counted on my fingers. Oh my, my stomach won again today.

Oh my god, why are there so many delicacies on display tonight? Did you think that I would have a meeting until now?

We Are All Foodies Bestie, wait till I have money. I want to bring you to eat all the delicacies.

There are two of me in the world, one is a foodie, and the other is a me who really wants to lose weight.

25. It wasn't to show off the delicacies. She really liked the color scheme of this tablecloth.

A person who thinks about losing weight every day has a glutton's mouth!

27. A foodie's last words were," I don't care about anything else, just burn me a serving of Haidilao and two waiters."

The idea of a foodie was to eat more if it tasted good, and eat more if it didn't taste good.

If you think that eating is the whole life of a foodie, then you're wrong. There's still sleep!

30. Recently, I have no appetite when I see other people showing off their food. Is it related to my diet?

31. Abstinence, sunning delicious food, looking for trouble, awakening one's appetite!

If you think that eating is everything in a foodie's life, then you're wrong. There's still sleep!

What was a foodie thinking? If it's delicious, then eat more. No matter how much it's not delicious, you have to eat more.

34. Foodie's motto: If you don't work hard to eat and drink today, work hard to find food and drink tomorrow.

Some good-for-nothings were equivalent to foodies, but foodies were not necessarily good-for-nothings. The fundamental difference between the two was that Good-For-Nothing could eat a lot while a foodie could eat a lot.

36. I heard that night owls should release poison late at night before they go to bed. They should show off delicious food, cool pets, a normal selfie, and a stupid selfie.

The humor of sharing delicious food on WeChat Moments

37. Only food and love can't be let down. If you don't have a lover, come and comment on the food. Who isn't a little princess?

You always see your goddess taking selfies of delicious food, but she doesn't get fat no matter how much she eats. Actually, she only took a bite of each dish before putting down her chopsticks.

A person who thinks about losing weight every day has a glutton's mouth!

40. Foodie Peak Energy: Eat more, eat more, eat better!

Just because I can eat doesn't mean that I'm a foodie. It only means that I'm easy to raise.

16. I feel so bored when I see my friends sharing their gatherings and food every day...

43. Some of her friends were showing off their partners, some of them were showing off their children, some of them were showing off their beautiful scenery, and some of them were showing off their delicious food. They were all filled with happiness. I can only bask in the sun, but I'm also very happy!

Eat an average of three meals a day, eight hours per meal. This was what a glutton was!

45. It was my first time making steamed fish. I gave the head to a kitten by the roadside, so that's it. Only love and good food can be lived up to. A person must eat well.

One should not be ashamed of the word 'foodie' in life.

For foodies, if they had delicious food every day, their lives would not be too monotonous.

48. Foodie's motto: If you don't eat and drink with all your might today, you will eat and drink with all your might tomorrow.

In a foodie's world, there was no such thing as calories, only whether it was delicious or not.

50. Only food and love can't be let down. If you don't have a lover, come and comment on the food ~

When food is served, the first command issued in your mind is to "eat" instead of "take pictures". Only then can you be called a competent foodie!

A foodie's last words: I don't want anything else, just burn me a serving of Haidilao and two waiters.

Show off the scenery, show off the food, show off the work, show off the love, show off the children. He opened up everyone's Moments on Weibo. It seemed that everyone was doing well.

If you think that eating is the whole life of a foodie, then you're wrong. And... sleep!

What's wrong with being a foodie? Foodies only think about eating, not scheming. Isn't it good to be a foodie?

This book comes from:m.funovel.com。

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