Tang: The Imperial Seal Smashes Walnuts at the Beginning
33 How dare you eat Indian sugar? They used their hands to wipe their butt! 4

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"Hahaha!"

Empress Zhangsun's crisp laughter rang out in the garden.

There was also Little Si's childlike speech.

Not long after.

Li Shi Min, whose head was swollen like a pig, quietly left the Divine Dragon Palace and entered the Dew Palace.

Even though his eyes were so swollen that he could barely see.

He was still stroking the Imperial Jade Seal, carefully stroking this treasure.

He was obsessed.

"Hehehe-"

"With this thing, the influence of the Black Tortoise Sect will be even smaller.”

Li Shi Min held the Imperial Jade Seal in his arms and rested in the Dew Palace with satisfaction.

……

……

Inside Hongwen Hall.

Li Zhi looked at the so-called stone candy that Li Chengqian carried out as if he was presenting a treasure, and the corners of his eyes twitched.

Wasn't this just a lump of sugar?

Moreover, it was brownish-yellow in color, and there seemed to be sugar cane residue inside.

He could even see the corpses of two ants inside, like amber.

Li Chengqian carried it out like it was a treasure and said proudly,""Let me tell you, this is the best rock candy from India. It's much better than the rock candy produced in Lingnan.

I spent two strings of money to buy this!”

F * ck!

It was really expensive!

Two strings of money was two thousand wen.

With the current prices in the Great Tang, rice was only worth ten copper coins per bushel. In two years, it would be even cheaper.

The price of rice would be calculated at ten copper coins per bushel. These two lumps of rock candy, which weighed about two catties, could be exchanged for two hundred bushels of rice, about two thousand five hundred catties of rice!

What a f * cking windfall!

Li Zhi knew that there was sugar in the Tang Dynasty. Since the Zhou Dynasty, there had been cerealose in China. It was the so-called syrup.

Moreover, since the Han Dynasty, there had been a small amount of stone sugar and stone honey from India.

But in fact, the production process of sugar in this era was backward, and there were many impurities in it.

The taste was not very good, and Lingnan produced sugar cane, which lacked craftsmanship.

Not to mention the sugar that was made. It was black, ugly, and had a bad taste.

However, when he thought about the feeling of the left hand of the Indian people in the future.

Li Zhi couldn't eat anymore.

He looked at the group of second-generation heirs excitedly picking up a piece of rock candy and putting it in their mouths, their faces full of gratitude.

He felt disgusted.

Li Chengqian knocked down a small piece of candy and held it in his mouth as he narrowed his eyes.

"Slave Zhi, you should eat too. It's very delicious, not inferior to honey.”

The corner of Li Zhi's mouth twitched as he took a step back.

"Forget it, I suddenly don't want to eat candies anymore. Besides, eating too much candies can cause toothaches.”

Li Chengqian smacked his lips and did not force it.

He pinched a small piece of candy and put it in his mouth, feeling the sweetness.

However, Li Zhi couldn't be touched.

The left hand of an Indian, the left hand!

Tsk!

He felt like vomiting.

You're disgusted by the sugar that Li Chengqian and the others ate. You can't be the only one who's disgusted. Good things have to be shared, and good knowledge has to be shared.

System, are you f * cking serious?

You're so bad, I like you so much!

"Brother Crown Prince, do you know some of India's customs?" Li Zhi grinned and asked.”

Li Chengqian and the others raised their heads.

They all shook their heads.

"India is too far away. I only know that it's in the Far West.”

"I heard that Buddhism originated in India.”

"The Indians are quite dark."

"Indians eat with their hands."

“……”

Listening to their replies.

"Actually, do you know?" Li Zhi grinned. Indians did not use toilet tokens or other things after going on a pilgrimage.

They use their left hand to clean the P shares, so pay attention, Indians never eat with their left hand.

With these sweets--I don't know if they can make it with their left hands?”

Li Zhi said.

Li Chengqian and the others stopped.

"Hiss! Really?"

"Directly?"

"Oh my god! Isn't this too...?"

"Don't say it, those Indians eat with their hands, but no one ever uses their left hand!”

"Don't f * cking say that! Ugh!"

"Ugh!"

As if it was contagious, as the first person started retching, everyone who ate the candy began retching.

"Damn Indians! I want to kill them!"

"Damn it! It's so disgusting!"

"Bastard!"

"Your Highness Jin Wang, why didn't you say so earlier!”

The second-generation heirs rushed into the public toilet of Hongwen Hall and vomited.

She had eaten too much at noon, so she immediately vomited until her stomach was empty.

This scene…

The faces of Xu Jingzong and the others turned pale again.

"What happened? Why did you all vomit?"

"Is the food at noon not clean?”

"Did you eat the stone candy? Stone candy is so sweet, how could it be?"

"What?! The Indians didn't use toilet chips to scrape their buttocks, but directly did it?”

"Motherf * cker! Ugh!"

Xu Jingzong and the others also vomited.

Then, everyone in Hongwen Hall started vomiting.

"Imperial physician! Quickly call the imperial physician!"

Xu Jingzong shouted weakly.

His voice was filled with grief and indignation.

"Motherf * cker Indians, just you wait!”

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