Purple Drunken Golden Enchantment
"Take it away, take it away. If I see you again, I'll kick you to death ~"
"Lord Marquis, please eat a little. Otherwise, I won't be able to report to the master."
In a room that was decorated luxuriously with an ancient style, a young man wearing a purple gold crown and a luxurious purple robe sat in front of a table. Beside him was a man dressed in a green robe and a green hat. He was dressed like a typical servant.
Pang Yu looked at the tiger penis, bull penis, sheep penis, and ginseng soup in front of him and felt like vomiting.
Half a month ago, he was walking on the streets of the future when a bolt from the blue sent him to the Song Dynasty and possessed the body of a rich family's son. En, very wealthy. His father was the Grand Preceptor of the dynasty and held real power.
His sister was the emperor's favorite imperial concubine, and he was conferred the title of Marquis because he was the country's uncle.
The treatment he received from his family was too good, but the problem was that his father's surname was Pang and his name was Ji. That's right, his father was Pang Ji, the supervillain in the movies. He thought that the emperor was Song Renzong and his sister was Noble Consort Pang. Needless to say, he was the current imperial uncle, Marquis An Le!
You didn't see wrongly, it was that Anle Marquis Pang Yu who was beheaded by Bao Zheng because he bullied men and women and raped the common people. Old Pang's entire family, apart from his sister who was exempted from the disaster, the others were all killed by Bao Zheng.
When he first arrived, Pang Yu had a pretty good feeling about it. But half a month later, he could now tell the gender of a mosquito from ten miles away.
The reason why he could possess this body was purely because Pang Yu had overindulged himself and died on a woman's stomach. After he was resurrected, his father made up his mind to nourish his son's body and give him a warning! In order to prevent the scene of exhaustion and death from happening again.
Therefore, for the past half a month, his meals were the same every day. Tiger penis, sheep penis, bull penis, dog penis, and finally a bowl of ginseng soup. He had been eating these things for half a month. He was so angry that he was about to burst into flames.
He dared to swear that if he had twelve women now, his children would be able to form a football team in ten months.
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"F * ck, what are you eating? I'm not eating anymore. Let's go to the restaurant ~"
After looking at it for a while, Pang Yu directly stood up with an unhappy expression.
"Don't ah ~ Lord Marquis, you should at least eat a little so that I can report to Old Master. Otherwise, I won't be able to report."
The servant shut his mouth as he spoke, because Pang Yu had already set his gaze on him.
"Little Feng, what else do you want to say?"
"Hehe, Lord Marquis, I'll prepare it for you."
Little Feng was very tactful. He chuckled and wanted to quickly escape.
" Lord Marquis, the emperor's son-in-law, Chen Shimei, heard that you had just recovered from a serious illness and came to see you."
At this moment, a servant shouted from outside the door.
It didn't matter who came to see him. What was important was that someone came.
His eyes lit up and he waved his hand." Hurry up and get the kitchen to prepare some good wine and dishes. I have to entertain our distinguished guests."
"Haha! Lord Marquis, you don't have to be so polite. BenGong also followed the princess's wishes and came to visit Lord Marquis ~"
As soon as he finished speaking, a voice came from outside the door. Then, a person in a crimson robe walked in. Pang Yu's eyes widened. This guy was the emperor's son-in-law? Someone whom he had to call brother-in-law?
"Pretty boy ~"
Looking at his handsome face, Pang Yu cursed in his heart.
"Yo, the Fuma is here. Come, sit ~"
Pang Yu chuckled. However, this fellow had arrived just in time, so he didn't need to eat these things that could nourish his kidney.
"Earlier, I thought Lord Marquis was recuperating on the bed. Who would have thought that today, when I saw him, his face was rosy. It seems that Lord Marquis has recovered from his illness. Congratulations ~ I congratulate Lord Marquis on behalf of the princess.”
The Fuma cupped his hands as he spoke, his face full of smiles.
However, Pang Yu was displeased when he saw his smile. It was fake! This smile was too fake. It was deliberately faked.
At this moment, Pang Yu searched his brain, but he couldn't remember who this guy was. Song Renzong had many younger sisters. Song Zhenzong was not good at giving birth to sons, but he was quite good at giving birth to daughters.
He had many daughters, so he naturally had many Fuma.
"Can I ask you something? Because I was seriously ill before, I lost a lot of my memories. I never remembered who you were.”
Pang Yu still decided to ask. If he didn't even know who the other party was, then that would be too ridiculous.
"Haha, save it, save it. I've long heard of Lord Marquis's amnesia. I am Chen Shimei, have you ever thought of me?”
Chen Shimei laughed.
"Chen Shimei?"
Pang Yu opened his mouth. This was too ridiculous. The person who came to see him was the typical person who deceived the emperor, abandoned his wife, remarried, killed his wife and children, spread for thousands of years, forgot his wife, and was finally killed by Bao Zheng?
Chen Shimei touched her cheek and said,"Lord Marquis, I wonder if there is something on BenGong's face?"”
"No ~ No ~ Ah! Fuma, I suddenly remembered that I have something to do today. I won't keep you for dinner. Let's have another drink in the future ~ Little Feng, send the guests out.”
As he spoke, Pang Yu pushed Chen Shimei out of the door. This guy looked too fake, and Pang Yu didn't like it.
"Bang ~"
The sound of the door closing rang out, and Chen Shimei's face was very ugly. He was, after all, the emperor's son-in-law, but he was actually pushed out by Pang Yu like this. What was the difference between this and being kicked out?
"Humph ~"
Chen Shimei snorted and left.
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"Lord Marquis, he's gone ~"
Xiao Fengzi pushed open the door and said.
"I know. Let's go. I'm going to a restaurant today. If I eat those things again, I'll be burned to death by the fire ~"
"But Young Master, Old Master said…"
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Bao Zheng sat in the sedan chair with a gloomy expression. Just now, the Empress Dowager had ordered him not to interfere in the family affairs of the royal family. To put it bluntly, he was not allowed to interrogate someone, which made his heart sink to the bottom. As a fair and impartial person, Bao Zheng had always regarded justice for the people as his duty.
If the case was not interrogated, where would the justice be? Where was the justice?
"Who are you? Don't you open your eyes when you walk? Didn't you see my Lord Marquis come out? Hurry up and make way, or my Lord Marquis will make you suffer. Aiyo, Lord Marquis, why did you kick me?"
Just as Bao Zheng was feeling angry, an arrogant and despotic voice came from outside.
Bao Zheng walked out of the palanquin and saw a man dressed in luxurious purple robes, a purple gold crown on his head, and a goldfish bag hanging from his waist standing behind him with an unhappy expression. In front of him was a servant in green clothes and a green hat shouting.
"Who are you? Why are you blocking my way?"
Bao Zheng looked at the two of them and asked in a deep voice. He was already in a bad mood, and when he saw these two people, his tone naturally carried anger.
Pang Yu sized up Bao Zheng for a while. Oh my god, the crescent birthmark on his forehead was too obvious. Looking at his skin color, he could even become a tribal chief in Africa.
Isn't this Bao Zheng? This was too obvious.
"F * ck, who do you care? Did your family build this road? What do you mean by blocking your way? I want to leave too, what can you do?”
Pang Yu was also angry. Who cares what you said about being a black sheep? He would first rebuke you as a form of respect.
"You're so impudent."
" F * ck! Blackie Bao, what are you talking about? If you're not happy, let's fight! I'll let you have one hand!"
Pang Yu rolled up his sleeves as he spoke. At this moment, a young man wearing a red official robe and carrying a saber stood in front of him.
"Don't be rude to Lord Bao ~"
Pang Yu sized him up for a while. How could this be another gigolo? Then, he looked at the waist token hanging on his waist. Zhan Zhao was definitely not going anywhere.
He rubbed his nose with his hand and said unhappily,"You can't. You're just a guard with a knife. You're not qualified." Call Blackie Bao out, I want to spar with him ~"
As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves and looked like he was about to fight.
Bao Zheng was so angry that his entire body was trembling. He had never seen such a shameless person. He was a civil official, not a military general. Moreover, he was already so old. If they really fought, he would definitely not be a match for the young man. In the end, this Marquise was still clamoring for a one-on-one fight.
"Let's go ~"
Bao Hei Zi sat back into the sedan chair and said loudly. It seemed like he was really angry.
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