"Tell me, what are the rules in the TV series?”Da Linzi asked.
Zou Wenping posed.
"The male lead said to the female lead,'Dear, when I come back, we'll get married!'，In the end, that man would definitely not come back.”
"Haha, that's true."
Everyone smiled and nodded.
That seemed to be the case.
Many television dramas would deal with the plot like this in order to stir up emotions.
"Then tell me, are there any other rules?"”
"Too many!"
Zou Wenping continued,"A big villain who kills without blinking. He kills everyone in a second." Then, he grabbed the main character and put the knife to his neck.”
"At this moment, the villain suddenly became a chatterbox. Then, he started to talk non-stop about his strengths, weaknesses, and plans. It was as if he had confessed everything.”
"In the end, he was killed by the protagonist and returned home with the information.”
"That's right. As the saying goes, villains die from talking too much.”
"Villains not only die from talking too much, but also from being particular.”
"What do you mean?"
"Have you read Journey to the West?" Zou Wenping asked.
"Of course, I've read it. Whether it's a novel, a TV series, or a movie, I can recite the plot backwards. What's wrong with that?"
Zou Wenping: " Those monsters usually eat people raw, including their skin and bones. After capturing Tang Sanzang, he suddenly became more particular.”
"It's because Tang Sanzang's body is dirty and the filth in his body hasn't been cleaned up, or because Monkey Sun is trading too much outside and it's too annoying to eat.”
"Dilly-dally-dallyy-dally- In the end, he was saved by Monkey."
Da Linzi nodded.
"That's true. If the demons captured Tang Sanzang and attacked him, I reckon that even a hundred Tang Sanzangs wouldn't be able to reach the Great Thunderclap Temple.”
"There's also the scene of beheading."
"There are rules for beheading?"
"That's great!"
"Tell me about it."
Zou Wenping: " For example, someone committed a capital crime and was sentenced to death. They had already been dragged to the entrance of the market. It was already noon and they were about to be executed!”
"At this moment, someone was riding a horse and shouting,'Spare me!' Then, this person won't die!"
……
His words made the surrounding people laugh.
Thinking about it carefully, what Zou Wenping said was true.
Sometimes, when he was watching TV dramas, the drama would develop to this point.
For example, beheading.
As long as someone rushed out and shouted,"Spare me!"
Then no matter how much offense this person had committed, even if it was the crime of exterminating his entire family, he would still be able to survive!
In addition, Zou Wenping and Da Linzi had a good grasp of the rhythm of their language.
It made everyone present laugh so hard that they fell back and forth.
……
"These are the rules in TV dramas.”
"Yes."
"Big Linzi."
"It's me."
"To be honest, I envy you very much!”
"Why?"
"The young master of the Deyun Society, the second generation of Xing! At such a young age, his family was already rich, six generations rich!”
Everyone was amused again.
Six generations of wealth
He was really rich.
"Aiyo, why didn't I know my family was so rich? Did my dad not tell me?"”
"Maybe your biological father is really Grandpa Yu!"”
Da Linzi pretended to be surprised.
"Did my dad really find out about this?”
Yu Qian, who was the target of ridicule.
He looked at Big Linzi with great relief.
Big Linzi displayed a completely different performance from before.
Confidence.
That's right!
Confidence!
The confidence that had been destroyed by Old Guo in the past few years was slowly being recovered through this performance.
What surprised him the most was Zou Wenping.
Was this really his first time doing crosstalk?
The rhythm was very good.
He was really a rare talent. He wanted to see if there was a chance to poach him to the Cloud Society.
When he met Yu Qian's gratified gaze, Da Linzi's confidence was even greater.
" Da Linzi," Zou Wenping continued to perform,""As the sixth generation of the rich, do you think money is omnipotent?”
"Of course not."
"That's right. There are many things that you can't buy with money. For example, can you buy kinship with money?”
"Of course not." Da Linzi shook his head.”
"Take the money and walk to your father." Daddy, give me a younger brother!"
Zou Wenping's humorous tone and a slightly shameless expression.
The surrounding people could not help but laugh again.
What kind of request was this?
"That's definitely not possible."
"Right?"
"It's been hard on my dad!"
Puff!
Reba, who was drinking water, mercilessly sprayed all the water on Little Yueyue's face.
Little Yueyue looked at Reba innocently.
Was this considered being shot while lying down?
However, compared to him, it seemed that the one who was shot was his master, the leader of the Deyun Society, Guo Digang!
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