When everyone was almost done laughing.
Da Linzi continued.
"Actually, whether we're rich or not, we should all be thrifty people.”
"That's right. I'm usually a very frugal person.”
"Is that so? How are you thrifty?"
"Isn't the country advocating the CD drive now?”
"Yeah."
"There was once when I went to a restaurant to eat. I said, waiter, take it out! Guess what happened?"
"What's wrong?"
"The waiter said, Sir, you can't take it away!”
"Why? Ask him! If you really can't do it, complain about them!"
Everyone was confused.
Especially Huang Lei and He Jiong, they were guessing.
That's right, the country is advocating this, so why would your restaurant reject it?
Zou Wenping said innocently," The waiter said," I'm sorry, sir. That's someone else's leftovers. You can't take it away!"”
Puff!
Puff!
Puff!
Puff!
Huang Lei, He Jiong, Reba, and Na Zha mercilessly sprayed water on little Yueyue's face.
Little Yueyue couldn't take it anymore.
Fortunately, my face is big. Otherwise, I really wouldn't be able to hold so much water!
Forget about Reba and Na Zha, these two beauties, Teacher Huang and Teacher He, these two also came to join in the fun!
"So you went to beg for food!"”
Zou Wenping said righteously,"I'm not going to pack everything. I just want the sweet potato and Kung Pao chicken!" Oh my god, there are so many diced chicken in that Kung Pao Chicken!”
"Brother, you have to pay attention to your image!"
Zou Wenping nodded." Yes. In the future, when you eat a bento box, you just have to lick it three times."”
"You're too thrifty."
"I have something more frugal!"
"Is that so?"
Zou Wenping: " Once, when I was cleaning up the house, I found two cold medicine. We can't waste this."
"So, in the middle of winter, I took a cold shower, opened the window, and didn't wear any clothes! Guess what happened in the end?"
"What's wrong?"
"Not enough medicine!"
Looking at Zou Wenping's serious expression, everyone laughed so hard that they beat their chests and stamped their feet.
……
" What the f * ck? There's not enough medicine!"
"Brother Ping, if you continue to persevere, we probably won't be able to see you anymore!”
"I can't take it anymore. Ever since this crosstalk started, I haven't stopped laughing. I'm laughing so hard that my abs are about to pop out.”
"This crosstalk is too fun. I didn't expect Brother Ping to be a crosstalk expert!”
……
"I'm different from you. I like listening to music the most.”
"Yo, you're still listening to music?"”
"That's right."
"Shall I test you?"
"How?"
"I'll sing a line of lyrics. Guess what the title of the song is?”
"Alright, then you can come up with the questions!"
"Then listen carefully!"
Zou Wenping said as he cleared his throat.
The surrounding audience, including the audience in the live broadcast room, pricked up their ears.
They all wanted to guess what kind of song Zou Wenping would come up with.
Zou Wenping said,"When I look back, the clouds block my way back." When I look back, it's full of thorns…"
Before Big Linzi could speak.
The surrounding people had already guessed it.
Many people in the bullet comments had also guessed it.
The names of the songs flashed across the screen.
Da Linzi: " This is too easy to guess.'Looking Back Again!'”
Zou Wenping pretended to be surprised!
"Impressive. Come, listen to this song."
"Please."
"Don't try to guess a girl's thoughts, you won't be able to understand!”
Da Linzi replied very easily.
"Don't guess what a girl is thinking!”
The bullet screen was still filled with comments.
When many netizens heard the first sentence, they had already posted the title of the song.
Especially Reba.
His face was filled with pride.
These questions were too simple, and she easily guessed them.
Do you want to do something difficult?
"Amazing." Next question!"
"Please come out!"
"I don't want to say it. I'm very kind. I don't want to say that I'm very pure."
"I know the answer." Da Linzi nodded.”
"What song?"
"I don't want to say it!"
"If you don't want to say it, then don't!"
Puff!
Puff!
Reba and Na Zha spat out two more times.
No one would have thought that Zou Wenping would bury a burden in this place, catching them off guard.
The two beauties looked at Little Yueyue apologetically.
Listening to a crosstalk and splashing water on his face three times.
Little Yueyue had an expression that said that he had nothing to live for and that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.
He didn't seem to be at a disadvantage after being sprayed by a beauty.
"Hahaha, this conversation is interesting.”
"If you don't want to say it, then don't!"
"Doesn't anyone feel sorry for Little Yueyue? I've been sprayed three times!"
"Heartache? I'm very envious. If I were to spray water on my face, I would jump down from the building happily!”
……
Da Linzi: " It's not that I don't want to say it. I'm talking about the song's title,'I Don't Want to Say It'!”
"Don't say it if you don't want to. It's okay if you can't guess!”
"I guessed it. It's 'I Don't Want to Say It'!”
"Why are you so stubborn? I've already said that if you don't want to say it, then don't!”
"Aaah!" Big Linzi scratched his head frantically.
It made everyone laugh.
"I mean, colons, left title, I don't want to say, right title, full stop!”
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