" Bait, ambush, and finally launch a fatal blow. Tsk tsk, this kid knows some military tactics…"
Li Er had already returned from court. When he saw Kong Yingda coming to complain, he hurriedly hid in the garden and happened to witness the scene of the green sparrow setting up an ambush to blow up the puppy.
However, thinking about how he had been fooled by his son twice today, Li Er was a little unhappy.
Although he had taken three baths, he still smelled of gunpowder. The people in the palace avoided him when they saw him.
"Green Sparrow, Si Zi, come here!"
Li Er coughed and shouted.
Li Tai's small face immediately turned cloudy.
He came before his father, raised his head, and chuckled." Greetings, father!”
"Yo, why are you so obedient today? You even know etiquette!”Li Er sneered and looked at his son with a vicious gaze. Hehehe…"
"Imperial Father, look, someone is flying over!”Li Tai suddenly raised his head, pointed at the sky, and shouted loudly!
Li Er looked in the direction of his finger, but he did not see anything.
She lowered her head and looked again. Her son had already run away!
"Green Sparrow, stop right there!"
Li Er had always doted on the green sparrow. Originally, he did not want to bring up old scores with him. He just wanted to scare him and force him to give him the formula for the gunpowder.
However, he never expected that this kid could run so fast at such a young age!
Of course!
This is my special skill, Moving Like a Crazy Rabbit!
"Daddy, hug!" The little rhinoceros bit its finger and looked at its big brother who was running all the way. Its big eyes were a little confused.
Why did her brother run so fast…
Li Er picked up his daughter and kissed her fair little face. He saw Concubine Yang coming over in anger, followed by a palace maid. In her arms was a little dog that had been blown black and was only half dead.
" Your Majesty, this little dog of mine has always been obedient. I wonder who is so ruthless that I can't wait to beat this dog to death…Sob, sob, sob, you have to seek justice for this little dog of mine…" Concubine Yang immediately cried when she saw Li Er, which made Li Er very upset.
"Zhen knows who did this. You can go back first. Zhen will definitely give you an explanation!”Li Er waved his hand, dismissed Concubine Yang, and returned to the Political Hall.
Li Tai, who was the instigator, was sitting at the table, looking at Li Er with a sly smile.
"You used gunpowder to injure someone else's puppy, and now Concubine Yang has come looking for you. Green Sparrow, what do you think we should do?”
Li Tai spread out his hands innocently." Father, please understand. I was only testing the power of the new firecrackers. That dog barged in on its own. It deserved it!"”
"You want to test the power of the firecrackers?" Li Er smiled coldly." Then why are there two sheep bones?”
"If we don't use sheep bones, do we need to use living humans? Father has always advocated governing the country with benevolence and righteousness. I didn't expect to use a living person to test firecrackers. It's too cruel…"
" You…" Li Er was stunned by his son's words. He gritted his teeth in anger." You…"
" Congratulations to the host for successfully angering Li Er. He was so angry that he couldn't speak. Demon index: 3 stars. Reward: Sophomancer skill..."
Only three stars!
Li Tai pursed his lips. When can I have a five-star demon?
"Green Sparrow, you're being ridiculous. How can you speak to your Imperial Father like this?”Empress Zhangsun walked in and tapped her son's forehead, but a trace of satisfaction flashed in her eyes!
Green Sparrow stood up for her sister. Nicely done!
But I won't say it!
The imperial kitchen began to pass the dishes around. There were steamed pancakes, steamed mutton, roasted lamb chops, stewed chicken…
Li Er sat down, grabbed a lamb bone, and took a bite. When he saw the green sparrow staring at the table full of dishes with a lack of interest, he could not help but ask curiously," The green sparrow has been hungry for a day. Why has she lost her appetite now?"”
As she spoke, she broke off a chicken drumstick and handed it to him.
His father loved his son very much.
"I remember reading in a book that in the extreme south, there is a country called India. The people there don't eat with chopsticks.”
"Hmm?" The little rhinoceros, who was munching on a bun, looked up curiously." No, we don't need chopsticks. What do we use?"”
"Use your hands!" Li Tai even pretended to open his fingers and grab the food on the plate.
"So disgusting!" Li Zhi, who had finally woken up, sat beside him. He felt nauseous when he thought of the barbarians eating with their hands.
"But they only use their right hand to eat.”Li Tai said slowly, pretending to be mysterious.
"What about their left hands?" Empress Zhangsun was curious to hear this. She had indeed heard some of the women mention that some barbarian tribes did eat with their hands.
"Their left hands have other uses.”Li Tai subconsciously leaned his chair back, quietly leaving an escape route." They don't use toilet chips when they poop, but use their left hand, just like this..."
" Ugh…" Li Er vomited on the spot!
"Little brat, who told you to talk about this during dinner!”
Li Er roared angrily, and the green sparrow ran away!
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