With the IOU in hand, the green sparrow ate happily and slept soundly. It would take out the IOU to show off at any time, giving Li Er a headache!
Isn't it just owing you some money? Do you have to wander around under my eyes every day?
Concubine Yang walked in with a dark face, giving Li Er a fright.
"Beloved Consort, your face…"
Concubine Yang burst into tears. Ever since she was hit by the fireworks last time, her face had become black. No amount of soap could wash it clean!
Concubine Yang rubbed her face so hard that it was about to break, but it was still as black as before. Now, she could only hide in the house every day, covering her face with a veil, not daring to go out and see others.
Empress Zhangsun felt extremely guilty when she saw her appearance. She had a gentle and kind personality. She would rather suffer more than see her sisters suffer like this.
In the end, it was all because of the green sparrow!
"My dear son, you ruined Concubine Yang's face. Please think of something…"
Empress Zhangsun hugged the green sparrow and shook it a few times, making the green sparrow dizzy.
"I got it!" The green sparrow's eyes lit up. It immediately broke free from its mother's arms and moved its short legs. It quickly ran to the imperial kitchen and asked Wang Er for two catties of fat meat.
"Are you going to use fat to wipe Concubine Yang's face?”Empress Zhangsun was afraid that he would take the opportunity to do something, so she hurriedly followed him. When she saw her son carrying fat pork in his hand and running over excitedly, she was stunned and asked.
Tang Dynasty pork was cheap meat. The fat pork prepared in the imperial kitchen was for eunuchs and palace maids to eat, and the price was extremely cheap.
"Green Sparrow wants to make something good!" The little fellow ran to the stove and sniffed. After confirming that there was no smell of stewed shi, he asked Wang Er to cut the fat into small pieces and put them in the pot to boil oil.
How could Wang Er dare to be negligent! He hurriedly diced the fat meat and threw it into the pot. He simmered it slowly over a small fire. Soon, a pool of oil appeared in the pot.
He then had the eunuchs pour in the sifted plant ash and stir it slowly. Soon, a magical scene appeared. The oil in the pot slowly solidified, like meat jelly.
"Roar, the soap is ready!" Green Sparrow asked Wang Er to cut the soap in the pot into pieces and place them on a plate to cool down.
"Green Sparrow, what's the use of this thing?”Empress Zhangsun looked at it curiously and could not help but pick up a piece and put it in her hand.
The grayish-white lump felt slippery in his hand.
Li Tai chuckled and grabbed a handful of ashes with his little hand. Under his mother's stunned gaze, he dipped his hand in soap and wiped it with water.
Countless bubbles appeared on the surface of the soap, and soon, the green sparrow's dirty hands became fair and tender again!
"My son is so powerful!" Empress Zhangsun was stunned. Lard and plant ash, two seemingly unrelated things, could actually have a magical effect of removing dirt and dirt after being mixed by the green sparrow's skillful hands!
She immediately ordered the eunuchs to pick the best piece, wrap it in mulberry paper, and send it to Concubine Yang.
After washing her face three times with soap, all the black dust on her face was swept away. Moreover, her skin was fairer and smoother than before, and her beauty had increased by a whole level!
"Quick, quickly tell this news to His Majesty!”Concubine Yang held the bronze mirror and looked at her beautiful face happily as she urged her eunuchs.
"What is it? You said that Green Sparrow invented something called soap to wash away the black dust on Yang Fei's face?”
When Li Eryi heard this, he was overjoyed and hurriedly followed the eunuch back to the harem.
However…
When he saw the green sparrow squatting on the ground and fiddling with the water in the basin, he felt that something was wrong. When did this kid become so quiet?
Li Er was more careful and went around his son.
The road to the rear palace was paved with many black gold bricks. Because it had just rained, the gold bricks were wet.
Li Er stepped forward and felt his foot slip. He quickly grabbed the eunuch behind him!
The eunuchs behind him also stepped on the gold bricks. They never dreamed that the gold bricks would be even more slippery than ice. With Li Er's pull, they fell down one by one!
"Hahaha!" The green sparrow's deranged laughter came from afar!
"Are you alright, Lord Long Live?" The eunuchs were all limping from the fall. Li Er wasn't any better. His waist shook, and he gritted his teeth in pain!
"It's impossible to guard against!" Li Er helped the eunuchs to stand up and patted the water stains on their clothes. He glared at the green sparrow.
"Emperor, you're here!" When Concubine Yang heard the sound coming from outside, she beamed with joy and hurriedly went out to welcome him. Just as her feet stepped on the stone steps outside the house, she felt that her feet were slippery and she could not stand steadily. Her entire body fell uncontrollably!
Plop!
Concubine Yang was caught off guard and fell onto the ground!
"Beloved Consort, you don't have to do this!" Li Er held his waist and laughed loudly as he looked at Concubine Yang, whose hair was a mess and who had a mouthful of soil in her mouth!
This smile tugged at the wound on his waist, causing him to grit his teeth in pain!
"Miehaha!" The green sparrow placed her hands on her hips and laughed especially wildly!
Ding!" Congratulations to the host for successfully teasing Li Shiming. Demon index: 2 stars. Reward: Swimming Master Skill..."
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